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https://plus.google.com/102872559606868367417 Vivienne Neale : Have you still got an allergy to social media? Think it's all egocentric updates? Well, have I got news...
Have you still got an allergy to social media? Think it's all egocentric updates? Well, have I got news for you. SEO & social media are in bed together and it's good for business!
SEO & social media are bedfellows - Vivienne K Neale
SEO & social media marketing are in bed; they are wedded to one another. Still think Twitter is for ego-centrics? Think again it will improve SEO massively.
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https://plus.google.com/106804031418992739573 Clifferdean Watson : If you missed the Winning Women Network Live 10K Earners Hangout Tonight, Boy have I got news for you...
If you missed the Winning Women Network Live 10K Earners Hangout Tonight, Boy have I got news for you. You can catch the replay right here . . . .
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LaKesha Kenya Hall quit her 20 year nursing career in a few short months after learning how to sell on eBay with our Great Training.
Watch it soon, not sure how long the replay will be available. You can hear from her and other Dynamic Women who have taken Control of their financial lives and are living life on their own terms
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https://plus.google.com/101719357380569527547 Sheffieldin News : Last Laugh Comedy Club, Sheffield City Hall TV funnyman and international comedian Ross Noble makes...
Last Laugh Comedy Club, Sheffield City Hall

TV funnyman and international comedian Ross Noble makes a special appearance at Last Laugh tomorrow night. The Geordie king of improvisational comedy joins the line-up with JoJo Smith, Keith Carter as Nige and Keith Farnan. Ross rose to mainstream popularity through his TV appearances on celebrity quiz shows such as Have I Got News for You. His own show, Ross Noble Freewheeling, on comedy channel Dave is described as a Twitter-powered travelogue. He relies on suggestions via his 300,000 Twitter followers to decide every step of the trip. Ross appears ahead of his stand-up tour dates on October 9 and 10 also at the City Hall as part of the Last Laugh comedy festival. Former rock and showbiz journalist and bingo caller JoJo has been seen on TV as the presenter of Funny Business, which looked at what comedy is. An Australian newspaper has described her as “a manic force, leading where male stand-ups fear to tread.” Scouse Keith Carter is appearing as scallie Nige and fast-paced Keith Farnan is apparently as wild as his appearance suggests. Tickets are available from 0114 2210317 or www.sheffieldcityhall.co.uk. Source: http://www.thestar.co.uk/
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https://plus.google.com/113304915776317023528 Driving defences : A bus driver was photographed making a rude gesture at a passenger, and the photo was shown on 'Have...
A bus driver was photographed making a rude gesture at a passenger, and the photo was shown on 'Have I Got News For You?'. He was sacked, but has now been compensated for unfair dismissal. http://ow.ly/A3Rnx
Have I got news for you – you were unfairly dismissed
A bus driver who was dismissed after a photo of him giving a rude gesture to a bus enthusiast appeared on TV on 'Have I Got new For You?' has been compensated for unfair dismissal.
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https://plus.google.com/112144247762707598138 Driving Defences : A bus driver was photographed making a rude gesture at a passenger, and the photo was shown on 'Have...
A bus driver was photographed making a rude gesture at a passenger, and the photo was shown on 'Have I Got News For You?'. He was sacked, but has now been compensated for unfair dismissal. http://ow.ly/A3Rnx
Have I got news for you – you were unfairly dismissed
A bus driver who was dismissed after a photo of him giving a rude gesture to a bus enthusiast appeared on TV on 'Have I Got new For You?' has been compensated for unfair dismissal.
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https://plus.google.com/106838108732516653020 Izzy Avraham : And then there are the girls who think every guy who says hi or shows them kindness of any sort must...
And then there are the girls who think every guy who says hi or shows them kindness of any sort must be hitting on them. Lol have I got news for you hun. 
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https://plus.google.com/116084221694749271345 howard fuller : Racism, both real and imagined at the BBC Having no interest in motor cars means that Top Gear is never...
Racism, both real and imagined at the BBC
Having no interest in motor cars means that Top Gear is never on our TV set unless we channel surf through it. The missus dislikes Jeremy Clarkson in any case and will only just tolerate his occasional appearances on Have I Got News For You which is a house...
Racism, both real and imagined at the BBC
Having no interest in motor cars means that Top Gear is never on our TV set unless we channel surf through it. The missus dislikes Jeremy Clarkson in any case and will only just tolerate his occasional appearances on Have I G...
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https://plus.google.com/108329637505311374589 Marsha J Reed : Big Shot & Bundles Ever wanted your very own Big Shot die-cutting machine?  Well, have I got news for...
Big Shot & Bundles
Ever wanted your very own Big Shot die-cutting machine?  Well, have I got news for you!  Through the entire month of August, when you purchase a Big Shot , you can choose a free bundle that includes a stamp set and die. Already have a Big Shot?  No worries....
Big Shot & Bundles
Ever wanted your very own Big Shot die-cutting machine?  Well, have I got news for you!  Through the entire month of August, when you purchase a Big Shot, you can choose a free bundle that includes a stamp set and die. Alread...
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https://plus.google.com/114331290248036056064 Morgan Stack : This transcript was purportedly recorded during the last series of 'Have I Got News For You' when Jimmy...
This transcript was purportedly recorded during the last series of 'Have I Got News For You' when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton's team. People report seeing it. Merton claims it is a hoax.

Out-take 3:09'36 
During the headline round: 
DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you? 
SAVILLE: I still am. 
DEAYTON: Are you? 
SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country. 
(Audience laugh) 
DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that. 
SAVILLE: What have you heard? 
DEAYTON: I've... 
MERTON: Something about a cunt with a rancid, pus-filled cock. 
(Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause) 
SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend... 
MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs) 
HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something? 
(Saville glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the... 
SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about wrestling. 
DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know whe... 
SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now how wrong I was. (Audience laugh) 
DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler? 
SAVILLE: Yes I was. 
DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face; audience giggles) 
HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country... 
SAVILLE: That's right. 
MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh) 
DEAYTON: Erm... 
HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul... 
SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I... 
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we, for pick-ups... 
MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me. 
SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh) 
MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for you, you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take) 
DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul? 
MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I meant to say.
(Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who fucks minors. 
(Audience unrest) 
HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves) Hello! 
(Audience laughs) 
DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha... 
SAVILLE: I do fuck miners, that's quite correct. I have always done so. They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal... 
MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse? 
(Audience laughs) 
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here. It's... 
MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself. Carry on... 
DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler didn't you? 
(Huge audience laugh) 
SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did. 
DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything? 
SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs) 
_________________________________ 
Out-take 4: 21'20 
Following a discussion about caravans: 
DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the... 
MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy. 
SAVILLE: Did you really? 
MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit of a poke. 
(Audience laugh) 
HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago... 
SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years. 
MERTON: And fucked twelve year olds. (Audience laugh) 
DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me. 
MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on your show, wasn't it? 
(Audience laugh) 
SAVILLE: No, they never did want me. 
HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley? 
SAVILLE: She was an exception. 
DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley? 
SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is... 
HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she? 
(Uncertain audience laugh) 
SAVILLE: That's right. 
HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break her arm if she said anything... 
SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her arms. 
(Audience unease) 
MERTON: Fucking hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell suit and cigar wearing those fucking...I don't know what they are. 
SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me by... 
MERTON: We don't give a shit. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James Saville OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this depressing old fucked up cunt of a fucker on television who's riddled with cancer and fucking pubic lice. 
HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs) 
MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big fucking joke - the fucking lawyers are involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything. 
DEAYTON:  (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...? 
MERTON: No I don't fucking want to stop. It's all shit! You'll expect a comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke - I'm going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how fucking out of character. And Ian knows about football - oh my fucking sides. 
SAVILLE: You've never fucked anyone in your life, boy. 
MERTON: Oh fuck off... 
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey enters) 
PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled by that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam recently... 
RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON 
AWAITING HIS CUE 
DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore sold  his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his relaxed acting style...

Jimmy Saville. Have I got news for you
Watch the video: Jimmy Saville. Have I got news for you
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Listen very carefully to his answer when asked 'what do you do in the caravan'
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https://plus.google.com/113193103964012429897 Fringe by The Sea : Stephen K. Amos has entertained audiences all over the world with his natural, assured delivery and ...
Stephen K. Amos has entertained audiences all over the world with his natural, assured delivery and his honest, original material. He has appeared on the Royal Variety Performance, Have I Got News for You and Mock The Week. He won a Royal Television Society Award and was nominated for a BAFTA. Book your ticket via our website soon! Wednesday 6th of August, 9.00pm, £25.00 http://fringebythesea.co.uk/
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https://plus.google.com/104220650093383711267 London News : Quiz show star Ian Hislop drops in for Q&A with pupils Quiz show star Ian Hislop drops in for Q&A with...
Quiz show star Ian Hislop drops in for Q&A with pupils

Quiz show star Ian Hislop drops in for Q&A with pupils Quiz panelist and editor of Private Eye Ian Hislop has been answering the questions at an Enfield school. Mr Hislop, who is a regular participant on BBCs Have I got News for You, visited Ashmole Academy, in Cecil Road, Southgate, to give them words of wisdom about his TV work and political knowledge Head girl Lily Gandhi said: “I loved it. The whole event left me feeling that it is possible to achieve anything in your career if you work hard and enjoy it.” Fellow pupil Anthony Constantinou said: “He was great, funny, original, a breath of fresh air.” Rob Hague, assistant headteacher said: “Ashmole academy is very grateful to Ian for giving up his time and hope he may visit again in the near future.” Source: http://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/
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https://plus.google.com/105477571188176484542 Hennie Kriel : b. 23 July 1957: JO BRAND, English comedienne and TV personality [QI; Have I Got News For You] #Birthdays...
b. 23 July 1957: JO BRAND, English comedienne and TV personality [QI; Have I Got News For You]

#Birthdays   #JoBrand  
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https://plus.google.com/101472313276510234582 Lizzie Romani : Have I Got News For You (2010)
Have I Got News For You (2010)
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https://plus.google.com/114695346821000920700 Donna Van Wie : Have I Got News For You (2010)
Have I Got News For You (2010)
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https://plus.google.com/103776606250834392842 Joseph Bolen : Have I Got News for You! -- Use the MessageBox class to inform the user of success or failure of an...
Have I Got News for You! --

Use the MessageBox class to inform the user of success or failure of an operation; of an invalid data entry value; or, confirmation of requested action. Whatever the need, the MessageBox can keep the user informed of his or her progress in a program.
Watch the video: 20) MessageBox
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How To Video Tutorials - Visual Basic .NET by Joe Bolen. Learn various ways to use the MessageBox class.
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https://plus.google.com/116730393995022485647 Active Minds : #Puzzles and #dementia make front page news, only, we don't like the word FIGHT. So who wants to join...
#Puzzles and #dementia make front page news, only, we don't like the word FIGHT.
So who wants to join in our Have I Got News For You style game?
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https://plus.google.com/109140363255438469030 Our Simple Farm : A Farm Baby is Brewing! http://www.pinterest.com/pin/192810427771645963/ Boy have I got news for you...
A Farm Baby is Brewing!
http://www.pinterest.com/pin/192810427771645963/ Boy have I got news for you!  I've been holding this in for over a month and can't wait to share my story! Many of you know that I have had two stillborns.  If you'd like to read about it, go here .  My last ...
A Farm Baby is Brewing!
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https://plus.google.com/116918496707139337562 Harold Gardner : If any of you are like me, when given the option you take the role of support over the main damage dealer...
If any of you are like me, when given the option you take the role of support over the main damage dealer in an RPG.  Well have I got news for you!!!  In White Knight Chronicles you can make your own avatar who joins the fully fleshed out party of characters.  Best part?  YOU ARE UNIMPORTANT!  You're just some dude who happened to be around when stuff got wonky.  You'll be in the cutscenes and you get cameos but for the most part, you're just kinda there.  The main characters do all the major acting.

If you wanna play as a main character you can switch over to one of the games party members but the person you made is purely support and a fill in during wide angle shots.  It's AWESOME!

Pro Tip:  If you can find White Knight Chronicles II on PS3, it comes with White Knight Chronicles on disc.  So you can play both games but only have to pay for one of em. 

Just thought I'd share this little gem with you guys since I saw it sitting on my shelf a moment ago.
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