Stoic Askiy : This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast food establishment in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President.
But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package.
If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT
EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more
appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with afabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOURvKNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
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Richard Anderson : Just a little note for everyone to be careful about financial scammers. A guy called my mom today saying he was from Publishers Clearing House and that she had won 2 million dollars and a Mercedes Benz. All she had to do was give him a check for $2,500 to cover shipping the car. Total scam. PCH does not make awards over the phone. However, I will still accept checks, credit cards and of course cash. 11 hours ago - View -
Privat EN Ame : omg i really need some peace quiet and solitude with no husband no younguns no pets SO I CAN FINALLY GET SOME DAMN SLEEP *SHAKING FIST* but apparently if I am anywhere in the vicinity they simply MUST get attention from me. There is literally nothing on this earth I would rather do than sleep. EVER. But especially today. Meet the president? Rather sleep. Disney? Rather sleep. Answer the door for the Publishers Clearing House cameras? Definitely rather sleep, leave the check in the mailbox and get the hell off my lawn. Nothing!! GRRRR 11 hours ago - View -
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Abel Nobel : So,?... In case anyone has not heard the news... Fox and CNN have both confirmed that Friday is "the end of the world day" and all major finance law firms are getting together with Publishers Clearing House who will then at midnight on Wednesday award 50 lucky people $1,000,000,000 ( thats a billion ) to do whatever they want with it by Friday 14th by 5 pm. They will choose by SSN #s. If you win, what will you do? 12 hours ago - View -
Brian Collins : Anyone ever get suckered into trying to win the publishers clearing house sweepstakes? I've tried it and let me tell ya.........................WHAT A CROCK!!!!!!! NO ONE WILL EVER WIN!!!! 12 hours ago - View -
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