Kama wewe ni under 18 usijaribu kulike hii page : Abigael,
my man used to cheat so often and i was always wondering how i can make him love me and stop sleeping with other women.I didnt know that this chamas sometimes help,a woman who i just met in our chama approached me and wondered why i am always absent minded,i told her my problems and before i finished she started telling me how she was diagnosed with high blood pressure because of the same problem.she told me that today she is the happiest woman on earth though her husband died last year.she told me that before i prepare food i must wipe my clitoris with my handkerchief,i wash the handkerchief and the water that comes out of it should be used for preparing food.she told me to do it once a week,she also told me to take one of his pubic hair and tie it with mine and put it below our bed.I have tried what she told me and for sure it's working.my husband nowadays always stays at home and he loves me so much,he cheats no more,i am happy.i want to advise other women to try this and always join a chama to learn more.These men sometimes should be tamed.i say join,join,join and you will open your eyes 20 hours ago - View -
Kama wewe ni under 18 usijaribu kulike hii page : benard,
i am 28 years old and ripe for marriage.Though i scored a D in kcse my mother refused to take me to college.I am now idle at home,i dont have anything to do.my father left 7 acres for us when he died and that is what she does her farming.now that i am big i told my mum to give me even one acre to sell and use the money to marry but she has refused,her work is just giving birth every year with other men.my father left the three of us when he died but my mum has given birth to other 4 rats and now we are seven.i hate her so much and i am planning to even rape her so that she can learn a lesson,just hear this my friends,my mum beats me infront of my girlfriend,she walks almost naked in the sitting room where i sleep.is this a person to call a mum,i can even kill her i remain in peace,i dont have even breathing space.is this how your parents behave too?what should i do to her 1 day ago - View -
Ministry of laughter and Creativity (Kenya) : REAL FACTS:
1 A man's balls hold up to '6 shots'
2. Each shot contains around 500
Million sperms. Thus a man's balls
holds like 3 Billion sperms.
3. Each sperm has 37MB of DNA
information in it. It therefore
follows that balls contain over 10TB
4. An average ejaculation lasts 3
seconds, during which the penis
transfers over 1.5TB of data. This
means a transfer rate of over
Mbos weh. This is Vaimba.
admin Deejay crax 1 day ago - View -
DG Ladyshiks : He always tell me if i cheat it means we are done but if he cheats wat do i do? Dump him?
#jst asking 2 days ago - View -
Flavia Lo Bianco : Poison Ivy Poison Ivy morning :D
By Alanna Howe. Poison Ivi di prima mattina xD 2 days ago - View -
Ramon Romero : Ni tu ni nadie Moenia Miren Lorena Romero y Jose Sandoval osea Lili para q le sigan dando ala zumba jajajjaja Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXKpgQ3j83w&feature=youtube_gdata_player 3 days ago - View -
A woman in Kampala has been arrested because killing her husband through a poisoned Pussy!
A woman after getting rumours that her husband was a cheating her, she decided to put poison in her P**sy and when the husband licked it during S3X, his situation worsened and was taken to hospital where he died.
Please Men who suck P**sies stop it now otherwise ladies will kill you! Wanaopenda sasa sijui watafanywa nini 3 days ago - View -
Kama wewe ni under 18 usijaribu kulike hii page : patrick,
I work in Nairobi.Last year as my wife was going to deliver my housegirl tempted me to have sex with her,it was at night and i could not manage to buy a condom.The following morning i gave her 120 to buy pills.The maid went back to their home in march after quarelling with my wife.Today as i was taking breakfast in my office the manager called me to collect my parcel.i was in deep shock to see the same maid sitting with the manager.i was instructed to sit and solve the matter but as i sat there the maid quickly left the kid with me and disappeared.even now i am stranded in town i dont know what to tell my wife.the manager might dismiss me anytime.can the police accept this kid?what do i do now? 3 days ago - View -
Xolelwa Sbash Mqamelo : Forgiveness is one of the chief characteristics we must have if we are to become literal children of God in His Kingdom. God has positions of teaching and authority prepared for us (John 14:2; Revelation 5:10). Because these positions come with great power, we must have a heart ready and willing to forgive and forget mistakes. 4 days ago - View -
Admin plz post diz, seku bonga tihosi va Rhangani.
Yesterday I was with Prince Rhangani I spent de whole day with him, he was busy with his new album, and derz dis track bari I Tshiketa Kunyanyuka its a hit song raba kuta tlurhuka njhovo, he said he will never disapoint his fans even diz year n I believed him loko nitwa dat track! So Limpopo Poison is still gona rule, n for ur info der will be a new artist called Mathebula also from Mindzhumbha studios, come October-November mitati twela hita nwina tindleve!
I also advice u 2 like de Pages: Vaseketeri va Prince Vuvuzela Rhangani, Benny Mayengani n Joe Shirimani kuri mitatwa info hinkwaya ya LP,,,,,,enjoy!!!
Kama wewe ni under 18 usijaribu kulike hii page : i am called Gilbert.we were born twins with my sister,we grew up together and we are now studying in the same college.one thing that is troubling me is that she is so beautiful that most men are rushing to win her,recently i also started admiring her.everytime i see a man talking to her i feel so jealous that i dont even greet that man,yesterday i even fought with her boyfriend.my sister has started noticing but she is doing nothing,can i beg her to just allow me penetrate once or i just rape her?i am dying 5 days ago - View -
Alex Moreno : Dos 2 aos 25 anos: a progressão de um artista. Você é apreciador de uma boa arte? Acompanhe o progresso desse rapaz que demonstra sua evolução como artista desde os 2 anos, até os 25.
Ndhavuko Rod Mkhomazi : Kasi loko ti yimbelela tiku maha sola sola se hi vuya France a ti vula Dr ku yiya France lol tiyi chela ma Luck loko akuri vanhu vo twa avato vhela vaku whiii va pentsa swicilani...... 7 days ago - View -
Wesley Ntimbana Mdluli : Ndzi rhandza Dr Thomas Chauke just like i luv Orlando Pirates & i hate limpopo poison just like i hate Kaizer Chips. No secret abt it 7 days ago - View -
Tsonga sex stories and relationships : Hide me admin....I have a boy friend who is working well at a mine and I have a baby girl with him 2 month old, since de baby was born he never even bought her anything at all but he says he loves me wen I aske money he tells me he don't have 7 days ago - View -
Best Sex Lessons with Love Nurse : I am 25years old. I have
been married for 4 months now
but I have really regretted and I
need your help. Before I married
my husband, he used to bring all
sought of cars to visit me in my
house and when I asked the job
he does, he told me that he is a
Just 3 months after our marriage,
I got to know that he works at a
car washing bay. So the cars he
brought to show to me were cars
that were left for them to wash at
the washing bay. How could he lie
to me like that? How can I trust
him in this marriage? The most
painful part is that I am a
graduate and I just got to know
that he is not a graduate. Please
help me because I am very
confused 7 days ago - View -
Kama wewe ni under 18 usijaribu kulike hii page : which is better?
1.having sex with a dog
2.having sex with grandmother
3.having sex with your parent
4.having sex with HIV positive persom without protection
5.having sex with your bro/sister
6.having sex with a dead body
7.having sex with a goat
8.being gay/lesbian 7 days ago - View -
Caswell Rikhotso : Atleast a deserving artist won dis year...BIG UP SAMAS.......nxt year.......limpopo POISON-BEAUTIFUL GIRL or else....... 8 days ago - View -
Swilo swakahle swa khensiwa maseve.. 8 days ago - View -
Kama wewe ni under 18 usijaribu kulike hii page : viona,
i have a single mother who is a prostitute.All along she has been in this business and the money she gets is enough to sustain us.I completed form 4 last year and scored a D minus which will not take me to any course.my mum has always advised me to join her but i feel nervous.though i am scared i enjoy listening to her scream at night when they are having sex.there is even a time when she brought a man to our house and we shared but he paid double.my mum has alot of money and i also want mine,should i join her? 8 days ago - View -
Kama wewe ni under 18 usijaribu kulike hii page : i am Gilbert from Migori.One thing i observed yesterday from the dog saga is that the ladies who were having sex with dogs are KIKUYU,then i wondered,those are the same morons who compare men with dogs.I swear kikuyu women are next to satan,they can do anything to get money.whoever marries a kikuyu is a walking corpse,yaani when she notices that you are becoming rich she kills you and takes all the money.here in migori we dont even entertain them because they are prostitutes.we better marry our luos. 8 days ago - View -
Varhandzi Va Xigaza : Mina nivona onge Top 5 ya Best Xitsonga album i:
3.Dingaan David Mathebula Vol 3
4.Redboy Vol 4
3.Pink hair, purple hair, orange
hair, green hair. Might as well
become a clown!
4. Complaining about how life is
5. Statuses like "I love my MAN
(who asked you? and who fuckin
cares? Tell him not us)
6. Updating your Facebook
statuses about everything you are
doing .Join twitter maybe! 9 days ago - View -
Nyanza SI KENYA : UGLIEST TRIBES IN AFRICA
"Women from the Kikuyu
community have small legs,
totally no figures, and a
little exaggerated heads.
They lack good behinds and
those who have them look
like inflated balloons. They
are shaped like pyramids
turned upside down. A big
upper frame and an almost
invisible lower bit
Kikuyu men are also un
proportional, and most of
them are stunted. They walk
leaning forward. Plus they
have long rusty teeth." 10 days ago - View -
Where were these ladies when the man was alive?
Why do they suddenly come out after these prominent personalities have passed on? ...are these women just greedy?
They suddenly come out when the man dies. Especially with prominent personalities. Kwani hawa wanawake walikuwa wapi? Where were they when these prominent personalities were alive? If the allegations are true, why didn't they sort it when the man was alive? Yes, maybe a relationship happened and they had a child. So why come out when he's dead ...especially because he's rich and Why didn't they sort it out?
Why do they appear all of a sudden when the prominent personality dies? Are these women greedy? Are they protecting the child? Do they just want recognition? Why were they hiding? What do you think?
Am anticipating a gud top 4 dis sunday.being an andadog is going to gv us a chance to win or play well.my final prediction i think we wil watch gawula taking on limpopo poison inda final 12 days ago - View -
Kama wewe ni under 18 usijaribu kulike hii page : Agnes,
i finished form 4 last year,most of the time i am idle at home.since i started staying here my father has been troubling me.the first time happened when i was changing cloths after a shower and she came to my room and started touching me,i screamed and when he realized that people will hear he stopped and went to drink.i didnt tell my mum because i feared he wld chase her.since that time he has never been talking to me until on saturday again as i was cooking he came and jumped on me.i didnt scream because he had a knife.he rape me repeatedly and told me to shower.when my mother came i told her but when she tried to ask my father chased her away.now i am at home with my father and he has promised to marry me because he is not my real father,he has also promised to pay for my studies.can i accept the offer? 13 days ago - View -