Ashish Pandey : In last 3 days i visited 8 different vegetables Farms in KATHAR V.D.C eastern part of Chitwan and i found the Farmers used very poisonous insectisides earlier evening and the next day in the morning the pick up the vegetables ( mainly KARELA, CUCUMBER, LADY"S FINGER, GHIRAULA AND BODI) AND BRING IT TO market....
so everyone clean your vegetables PROPERLY before u cook 51 minutes ago - View -
Princess Kimie : Bf went on a business meeting to New York this morn I should have came with him now I'm bored anyways party tonight boardroom or bodi! 3 hours ago - View -
I lost my virginity on a 1nait
stand.it was in 2010 2 a lewis
pasingan of kavieng.he was in
kokopo 4 d nivani/frangipani
7s union touney.n then i slept
with ma bf (who is now my hubby) a month later when i
was having my period n he
thinks he's the 1st.he still
dosent know.anybody who
knows lewis,tokim em,he's
welcome anytime. 3 hours ago - View -
Reynold John Pookiie : Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested, everything you say can and WILL be used against you... So use your right to remain silent.! Gabrielle Brooker Zaffie Vanloo Hypz owners claim dnt be afraid put up ur hands an tell me ur name lmao 4 hours ago - View -
Ian Cooper : Michael Bodi, Grant Furner, Tim Verschelden et al
Rob North : Some of yall black women repeatedly say that we black males need to learn to respect our black women... Well im saying our women need to give us something to respect because how you're dressing your morals and personalities are clearly saying different.. And you wonder why i call you bitch 6 hours ago - View -
I'm not in the armed forces, but I'm curious. Why do the different branches always put each other down? Like, Armt makws fun of Navy, Marines make fun of Army, etc. Why couldn't they all work together?
Jokes Furum (basketmouth) : Some Nigerian's Mental Reasoning That Needs Urgent Attention!
:>Every Tooth paste na Maclean.
:>Every Cat na Demon
:>Every Fine boy na Player.
:>Every light skin girl na Olosho
:>Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga.
:>Every Sunday = Rice
:>All Northerners are Muslims
:>All Calabar ladies are good in bed
:>Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.
:>All Benue people practice wife-sharing
:>On a date the guy should always pay the bills
:>A guy must ask a lady out
:>The older child must marry first
:>When you travel abroad you become auto rich
:>Every noodles na indomie
:>Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
:>If u drive a car; u have money
:>If u call a girl: u are interested in her
:>Igbo girls like money
:>Yoruba girls are dirty
:>Mix maltina and peak milk = blood tonic
:>Alomo bitter = sex fuel.
Maraya Taylor : I'm tired of people saying post pic of your face not your ass. Like nigga I'm grown I'll do what I want. Its my life. If u don't wanna c ma ass then get the fuck off ov ma fb. Ya Digg. Rrrrrrrggggggggggg 11 hours ago - View -
P. Jericho : BODI (Produced by Covelli Productions) If you haven't heard it yet .. What are you waiting for?
Check out my new single " Bodi" produced by Covelli Productions.
"EAST TO WEST AFRICA.. YOU SEE US EYEING.. MUST BE SOMETHING IN YOUR DIET THAT IS WORTH TRYING..."
#PeterJericho #Bodi #FirstGeneration #letsmakeitviral Peter Jericho is currently working on his new album "First Generation" where "Bodi" the new single debuts. The inspiration behind "Bodi" came out of an unexp... Watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv29_X0XVNo 11 hours ago - View -
Uche Mba : My friend Chu NwaGod once said that your choice of life partner will either bring out the beauty in you,or resurrect the ugly nature latent in you.
Edu Ugbam,IFSU. HUS? 11 hours ago - View -
Akpos And Friends : At dinner, Akpos was ordered to
lead in prayer...
AKPOS- But i dont know how to
DAD- Just pray for your family
members, friends and
neighbours, the poor, etc
AKPOS- "Dear Lord" he started
"Thank u for our visitors and their
children, who finished all my
cookies and ice cream. Bless them
so they wont come again. Forgive
our neighbor's son, who removed
my sister's clothes and wrestled
with her on her bed. This coming
Christmas, please send clothes to
all those poor naked ladies on my
daddy's blackberry and provide
shelter for the homeless men who
use mom's room when daddy is
at work.. AMEN
Dinner was cancelled
Describe Akpos in one Word? 11 hours ago - View -
Aajako game yasto xa.....
Euta filmy dialog ya j lekheni hunxa aafno commnt mathi jo xa usko laagi...... Bt remember ur comment ma like aaunu vayena.....
Jasko commnt ma like aaudaina tyo winner.....
Sathi ho thoka sab ko commnt ma likes aabaa..... Jatile sakxau tetile likes thoka ek arkako commnt ma.... :p :p
Bt no abusive words.... abuse = ban
Lets go masti @ midnight....
Lets have fun 12 hours ago - View -
Naija Hook-ups & Jokes : **JOKE**
Father-In-Law: Young man, u’re
coming to seek my daughter’s hand in
marriage and u’re chewing gum.
That’s a sign of disrespect!
Akpos: Sir, I only chew gum when I
drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law: You mean u drink &
smoke and u’re here to seek my
daughter’s hand in marriage?
Akpos: Sir I only drink & smoke when
I go to the club.
Father-In-Law: U club too?
Akpos: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing
when I came out of prison.
Father-In-Law: U’ve also been in
prison before? Oh my God!
Akpos: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I
Father-In-Law: What!!! U’re akiller
Akpos: Sir, it happened out of anger. It
was a certain man that didn’t allow me
marry his daughter so I killed him.
Father-In-Law: U are highly welcome
my son. U are on the right track. U’re
absolutely the right man for my
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So we decided to check in with the eating habits of our S.H.E. peeps a little later today because sometimes we do pretty ok for breakfast but by the time lunch comes around especially when we didn't prepare for it ... things go a little crazy.
So even if you're on the road and didn't pack anything, and you're thinking the fast food drive through is calling your name ... DO NOT ANSWER that call!!! Come on you can do it. Don't pick up the phone to call for the delivery either!!!.
O.K. now that we've pulled it together, remember we want to eat a balanced and nutritious meal. Get some veggies on the plate, some protein, it's quite ok you can have carbs as well, just not a whole lot of simple sugar so skip the soft drink. As a matter of fact - drink water!
Roseey Blinks : Any comment anothe gbege so if you know wats good for you keep your fucking mouth shot,begger after wearing my cloths shoes n begging me to give location now you are opening you smelling mouth to say nonsense lemme catch you first bodi go tell you idiot 15 hours ago - View -
Ndi Igbo : THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT LAZARUS MUOKA Ndubisi Obi: abeg my people....see this video,i still the shout..please admin try check the video,download and post it in the main page,so people can here this naked truth,,i am sure it will help millions of Nigerians especially we the Igbos who have now turned to church victims by the so-called pastors..it is titled." naked truth about Lazarus muoka"..please do something about this Ndi Igbo admin....lets talk on this and know if its true or not: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_--2ZN4OUw&sns=fb Watch the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_--2ZN4OUw&sns=fb 15 hours ago - View -
Never force children to Pray. At dinner, Akpos was ordered to lead in prayer...
AKPOS- But i dont know how to pray ...
DAD- Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc
AKPOS- "Dear Lord" he started "Thank u for our visitors and
their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they wont come
again. Forgive our neighbor's son, who
removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor
naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter
for the homeless men who use mom's
room when daddy is at work..AMEN
Dinner was cancelled
Describe Akpos in one Word
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Bodi Dryer : I have sat all night sleepless, troubled, and crying at the loss yesterday, I can not fathom the loss of lives, taken needlessly, and well before their time. May god cradle you in his arms, and take you home. 16 hours ago - View -
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Naija Hook-ups & Jokes : **JOKE**
Akpors went to pick his online date who was visiting Nigeria for the first time from the airport with his Hummer jeep.
Lady: Wow, you have a big car
Akpors: Ma sista everything in Nigeria is big o!
He takes his date to a restaurant...
Lady: This place is big!
Akpors: Ma sista as I told you everything in Nigeria is big o!
They got to his mansion later on...
Lady: This is Huge!
Akpors: A a! how may times will I tell you? Things in Nigeria are big o!
He leads her to the bedroom and undresses..
Lady: Oh my God! That is gigantic!
Akpors: Ahhh! I already told you everything in Nigeria is big..
As he enters her, he pauses...
... then screams;
"Chinekee! Ma sista, are you also from Nigeria!!?"
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Omega Ekundayo Yovoyan : Love Is The Biggest Scam... It Connects Your Heart And Empty Your Pocket !. Omegasey say so. Kpos! 18 hours ago - View -
Naija Hook-ups & Jokes : **JOKE**
Akpos just got a job as a porter in a five star
hotel in Abuja.
The manager told him: "...in here we give
every customer personalized services and you
have to be very observant so you know how
to address their every need even before they
ask" Before the manager could finish,
a couple walked through the hotel entrance
and the manager quickly approached them,
nicely took their baggage and said, "Welcome
Mr & Mrs James, it is our delight to have you in
Please come this way to the reception" ... and
he led them to the reception. After the couple
had been taken care of, Akpos asked the
manager, "Has the couple been visiting this
hotel before?" "No" came the reply from the
"So how come you knew their name?" asked
Akpos. "That is why I told you to be very
observant. All I had to do was quickly look at
the label on their baggage while I'm taking it
from them and see the name on the
tag". "Oh, here comes another couple, Why
don't you give it a try?" "Ok" said Akpos and
he hurriedly approached the couple, helped
them with their luggage and said,
"Welcome Mr & Mrs SUPERIOR HAND MADE
LEATHER! We are delighted to have you in our
The manager fainted!
David Micheal : The lord Na my shephard, i dey kampe. E
make me sidon for where betta dey flow and
come put me next to stream make mai bodi
thermacool. E panel beat mai soul come
spray am whie, come dey lead me dey go
through express road of righteousness sake
of hin name. walahi, if i waka pass where
arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come
even join okada reach valley of the shadow
of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. your
rod and staff nko? Na so dem dey back bone
dey comfort me. u don prepare egusi &
pounded yam make i chop. all mai enemie
dey look waa waa. u rub me for head wit
vaseline intenssive lotion. mai cup na River
Niger wey hin bank. true true, betta life &
mercy go gum mai back till i quench. & man
pikin go tanda for God house from lai lai to
lai lai. GOD ALMIGHT NA YOU BIKO AMEN.
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Debbie Elo Okorodudu : The Lord na my shephard, i dey kampe.
E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi thermacool.
E panel beat mai soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness sake of Hin name. Walahi !, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko ? Na so dem dey like back bone dey comfort me. You don prepare Egusi and Pounded yam make I chop. All mai enemies dey look waa waa. You rub me for head wit heavenly vaseline. mai cup na River Niger wey overflow hin bank. True true, betta life and mercy go gum mai back till I quench. And man pikin go tanda for God house from lai lai to lai lai.
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Olumide Olusoga : If Your Alfa or Pastor says ''as I pray for you, please hold the part of your body that makes you sin most''
Which part will you hold.....? Do not lie to me O?
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I pity u oh, devil dey sing Limpopo 4 ur brain!! 21 hours ago - View -
ko birthday a tiola moa au ki te haere mai this thursday. falaite, we peleni to haere to spooka to get the scary from the ooga booga. so if i tag you ingoas you are to meet at papakula, my house which is on olympic championships place. we meet at 6, haere mai with the money because you gonna pay yourself. mou comprende'? pilisi contact a Luisa Vailea Leota if you coming (because i dont like texting :D). so meet up my house, 6 o'clock, & dont forget pa'angas :D . io, that's all. fank you. ka pai, mea kai sisu kalaisi emeni. 21 hours ago - View -
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Dada G Daniel : Gosh! I cant stop laffing after i ova heard ma nigeria tenant praying dis morning before entering da cafe.. Eeeish prayer paaaa ne??
''1. The Lord na my shephard, i dey kampe.
2. E make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi thermacool.
3. E panel beat mai soul come spray am white,come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness sake of Hin name .
4. Walahi !, if I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko ? Na so dem dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5. You don prepare Egusi and Pounded yam make I chop. All mai enemies dey look waa waa. You rub me for head wit vaseline intensive lotion. mai cup na River Niger wey overflow hin bank.
6. True true, betta life and mercy go gum mai back till I quench. And man pikin go tanda for God house from lai lai to lai lai.
GOD ALMIGTHY NA YOU BIKO AMEN 21 hours ago - View -
Stuart Fujisaki : Sad news for our family tonight, we lost our seven-year of Standard Poodle, Lola in a very unexpected and sudden medical event, a series of seizures. She went very quickly, about 20 minutes. Lola had a beautiful spirit and loved people most of all. She loved going to the dog park to see her friends, I.e. the parents of the other dogs. We miss her terribly and are saddened that we didn't get to properly say goodbye to her. But we are thankful she graced us with her companionship and are glad that if she had to go, she went doing the thing she loved most of all, chasing after that ball. And her last catch was a good one to go out on. Almost Elway-like..... Goodnight, beautiful girl..... 23 hours ago - View -
Southall Beatz Whitley : Q: What kinda girls you go for?
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Tasheika Brittentine : So proud of my daughter for passing the leap we worked so hard it has been a struggle but she made it through....so parents take time out with your children and be involved with the school all year not just at test time...it makes a difference trust... 1 day ago - View -
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