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Idiots Gossip Idiots Gossip : FOOTBALL V/S SEX
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited
= OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the
same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-
GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming =
MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all of
them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY
MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child =
ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for more =
EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR
PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking
instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still
got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOOAAAAL
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Christopher Yusuf Christopher Yusuf : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf withoutbeing invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day= FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time withoutcoming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex= FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
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Vickbest Odi-Ijoks Philips Vickbest Odi-Ijoks Philips : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without
being
invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom
=OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and
banging
all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting
a
child = ARSENAL
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Kanyinge Mercy Alex Tankileh Kanyinge Mercy Alex Tankileh : FOOTBALL V/S SEX

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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Young Marko Reus Dortmund Young Marko Reus Dortmund : Jose Mourinho will get the all-clear to manage Chelsea on his return to the Premier League after fears his red card in the Copa del Rey would leave him in the stands.
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Josephat Gift Orang'i Josephat Gift Orang'i : FOOTBALL V/S SEX

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. After 2 rounds, you request for more = EXTRA TIME
13. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
14. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
15.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
16. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
17. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
17. Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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Elifas Zarra Hamweya Elifas Zarra Hamweya : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
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Jason Nahaabwe Official Jason Nahaabwe Official : 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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Olona Ororo Malusi Olona Ororo Malusi : Some ppl deserve RED CARD in real life lol
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StarZz Girish StarZz Girish : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
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Sadiq Abdullahi Koli Sadiq Abdullahi Koli : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
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Thube-Mzwai Zondo-Mnguni Sr. Thube-Mzwai Zondo-Mnguni Sr. : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

For the love of soccer by Thubelinho!!!!!!!!
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Marcus Castillo Udosen Marcus Castillo Udosen : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited =
OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day
= FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE
MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child =
ARSENAL
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Azukiwe Ndevu Azukiwe Ndevu : Football vs Sex.

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited =
OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same
day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF
THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child =
ARSENAL
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Jericho March Jericho March : Jericho March and PsalmSound Studio will be starting a new ministry outreach program in Tyler, TX. We are seeking all types of Christian performers!

As a Christian band in East Texas, it has become painfully obvious how difficult it can be to get your music out there. The venues are very limited and churches only hold so many events. Compared to the amount of Christian artists in the area, it is hard to get your name on a venue card and even harder to develop a following.

So.... we have found a very nice church in Tyler that is willing to let us hold a monthly PsalmSound concert! Three to four bands will be included in the concert each month and we will advertise all over the Tyler area. This is a great chance for bands to get their music out there and get their faces on a flier. There is a nice foyer area where bands will be able to sell their merchandise as well.

If you are a band and would be interested in this then please send a message to Psalmsound Studio. We are tentatively looking to hold the first concert in August. If you aren't a band but know of one who would be interested then please share this with them.

Ministry > Business
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Savin Catalin Savin Catalin : Auuuu,mooor:))) nu cred

Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
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Rachel Renee McBain Rachel Renee McBain : Okay, I'm pretty sure I'm the problem in the Excel class is everyone else, not me.
Today, I sat by the door. The woman I got stuck next to came in and shouted (and I do mean shouted), "OH MY GOD! WHAT! ARE WE SWITCHING SEATS!?!"
She continued to complain that everyone always sat in the same seat. I think she's Autistic. Then the retarded guy from Tuesday threw a fit and refused to accept any paper I passed to him.
The woman with Autism told me he couldn't help it because they were so confused by my behavior, by my sitting in weird places and saying nothing much to them. She then said she'd be able to cheat off me and laughed loudly, as my stupidness is well known to them.
Then the guy with Autism who sits in front of the retarded guy forgot his password and his password card vanished, so we started ten minutes late.
Class was about selecting rows and columns.
My favorite part of the day was when the retarded guy shouted at the instructor, hollering, "No! You are wrong! You said 'range.' 'Range' is not the same as 'selection!' You are wrong!"
So the concept of selecting stuff confused everyone but me. I finished twenty minutes early, but probably "misread" some stuff, 'cause I don't read too good. To get extra work, the instructor demanded we raise our hand.
I turned bright red, but got so bored, I had to go get it.
There were gasps, as you can imagine.
I hate my life, but I still have a binder.
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Adejumo Valentino Adekunle Adejumo Valentino Adekunle : FOOTBALL V/S SEX
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited =
OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same
day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF
THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all of them =
MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 9 years of sex without getting a child =
ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for more = EXTRA
TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking
instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got
pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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Hectorsags Osayande Hectorsags Osayande : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without
being
invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on the same day = FREE-
KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom
=OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and
banging
all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without
getting a
child = ARSENAL
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Asha Harris Asha Harris : This week Motto at Work: Call Asha! Within a 24 hours period..I have received for example..."students are running the red light at 12noon...could you find a way to slow them down?"..."Birds are singing outside my classroom, what can you do about it?"..."I would like to buy tickets to the upcoming theater show here is my credit card information."..."My kid cannot register, he has been to see you three times and you have been no help!"...AND My ALL TIME FAVORITE..."men restroom has no toilet paper and it stinks, you need to handle it!" Funny Thing is none of these complaints relates to my actual job. I have six hours left in the work day...oh what it may yield.
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Maxwell Confidenze Wiafe Maxwell Confidenze Wiafe : FOOTBALL V/S SEX

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOOAAAAL!

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Byo Laughs Byo Laughs : FOOTBALL V/S SEX
1. Going to your bf/gf without being
invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming
= MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all
of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a
child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for
more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' =
Taking instructions on the
sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later
still got pregnant =
DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant =
GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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Jean Paul Torach Jean Paul Torach : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being
invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom
=OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging
all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a
child = ARSENAL
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Radio One Lockerroom Radio One Lockerroom : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being
invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom
=OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging
all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a
child = ARSENAL
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Rowan Miguel Small Rowan Miguel Small : FOOTBALL V/S SEX

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-T...
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Dexter Drizzy Lizzy Chilufya Dexter Drizzy Lizzy Chilufya : 1. Going to your bf/gf without
being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =
OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK
10. Having many chicks and
banging all of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting
a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for
more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having
sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-
IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want
it' = Taking instructions on the
sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and
later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE
ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant =
GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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Sbusiso Vincent Khumalo Sbusiso Vincent Khumalo : "Barclays Premier League News" wrote:

Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls...
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Wisdom Ibor Oboma Wisdom Ibor Oboma : FOOTBALL V/S SEX
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited
= OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the
same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-
GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming =
MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all of
them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY
MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child =
ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for more =
EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR
PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking
instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later
still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant =
GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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Grimreaper Grim Gobbo Grimreaper Grim Gobbo : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being
invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom
=OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging
all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a
child = ARSENAL
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Aigos Morris Eribo Aigos Morris Eribo : FOOTBALL V/S SEX

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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Mutondwa Skipper Makondelela Mutondwa Skipper Makondelela : FOOTBALL V/S SEX

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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Successful Oladejo Olusoji Akintunde Successful Oladejo Olusoji Akintunde : Oladejo Olusoji Akintunde - Football Player | Fieldoo    
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Giwrgos Triantafillides Giwrgos Triantafillides : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
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Khalid Shahriyar Shuva Khalid Shahriyar Shuva : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited =OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
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Ruud Buoy Ruud Buoy : JUST FOR FUN

FOOTBALL V/S SEX

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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Emmanuel Asiedu Emmanuel Asiedu : FOOTBALL V/S SEX
1. Going to your bf/gf without
being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =
OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK
10. Having many chicks and
banging all of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting
a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request
for more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having
sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder =
THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want
it' = Taking instructions on the
sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and
later still got pregnant =
DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant =
GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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Almost Engineer's Blog Almost Engineer's Blog : FOOTBALL V/S SEX

1. Going to your bf gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH


9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK

10. Having many chicks and banging all of them = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, you request for more = EXTRA TIME

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ


16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW IN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19. Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOOAAAAL!

Credits: Rahul Sharma

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Prince Gilbert Prince Gilbert : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without
being invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom
=OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and
banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting
a child = ARSENAL
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Premier League The King Of Leagues Premier League The King Of Leagues : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
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Aires Chybyke Janerio Aires Chybyke Janerio : FOOTBALL V/S SEX

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-T...
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YungStretcho Milla YungStretcho Milla : I was born a red and will die as a red#Manchester United FC

Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
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Master Abdihalim Mo-Fire Master Abdihalim Mo-Fire : Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without
being
invited = OFFSIDE>:/
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on the same day = FREE-KICK/:)
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD :x
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom
=OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and
banging
all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting
a
child = ARSENAL
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Abdulsalam Abdul Abdulsalam Abdul : Referee Beats Up Player In Nigerian League…Player is presently Recuperating

As football lovers, we know the struggle to stay unrelegated is always tough, so we expect the unexpected. Expecting the unexpected could be a small team trashing a big team, getting several yellow/red cards and fans causing riots but all these were not the case in Nigeria when JUTH FC played Julius Berger FC, with both struggling to stay in the Nigerian premier league.

The match was a tough match, with the scores being at 3-3 in 70th and the winner would be the 1 to stay in the league, with a draw getting both relegated.
The pressure kept piling on the players and the players appeared to be able to do anything to secure a win, then a player got his 2nd yellow card and was sent off.

This got the fans aggravated and the players more tensed, then a striker named John Chukwu said something to the referee and this made the referee slap him. Immediately, the striker slapped the referee back then all of a sudden, a football match turned into a boxing fight. The referee who was said to be a former boxer gave the player no chance as he left him breathless after just about 30seconds.

The NFA have said they will investigate the issue and discipline the player and the referee as appropriate.
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Last Man Standing Dorpo Last Man Standing Dorpo : JUST FOR FUN

FOOTBALL V/S SEX

1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom = OWN-GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumming = MAN OF THE MATCH
9. Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK
10. Having many chicks and banging all of them = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, you request for more = EXTRA TIME
14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her nipples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder = THROW-IN
17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR
19. Girl being pregnant = GOOOOOOOAAAAL!
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