Jarod Griffiths : Damn it! Woke up thinking it was Saturday and my birthday! Oh well! Anyway, one more day of my 20s left! I wonder how much i can grow up b4 tomorrow.... Not much! 10 seconds ago - View -
Mia Soun : Jon Stewart on APPLE CEO Tim Cooks Oh well, I just bought iphone5 this week.... Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLIf0m5CNXQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player 10 seconds ago - View -
Cassie White : All the excitement from the day has finally worn off and I'm feeling tired. Too bad my alarm clock goes off in 5 minutes... Oh well. Roughly 13 hours before I can go to bed. I see lots of coffee in my future, LOL 11 seconds ago - View -
Peter Gonzales Falcon : Countdown to Nuclear Ruin at Paducah Oh well be grateful for the good times we had and see you next Kali Yuga... 11 seconds ago - View -
Cindy Strickland Massengill : Don's feet and legs are swollen really bad tonight..He is not feeling well. I will be calling the doctor tommorrow..I am very concerned with this swelling. Please pray that Jesus will take this swelling from him. We have prayed hard tonight, and I need all my friends and family to pray for this. We do believe that Jesus can heal!! Oh Lord I pray right now, In Jesus name, for this swelling to leave his body. Lord I ask if it be your will to take these horrible side effects from him. I ask it in your precious name.. Jesus!! Amen 15 seconds ago - View -
Arthur M. Pineda : Been sitting in Ali Al Salem LSA, just outside of Kuwait City, since Monday and it's boring watching the sand shift from one pile to the next. But got to wait it out to catch the "Freedom Flight" sometime tomorrow evening headed stateside. Tomorrow marks one full year overseas and it feels good to be headed home.
Takes being away from home for an extended period of time to value family, friends and a more civilized way of life. Oh well, at least I get to check another box off the Bucket List. 16 seconds ago - View -
Melissa Iuele : Both Chris and Makayla had a chance to write a grade appropriate essay to win 1of 25 bikes at school! Chris started on it last week and it came out very good we at and did an outline together. Makayla finished hers as well and did great! I told them regardless of wether they win or not they should be proud and that I'm glad they chose to do it and stuck to it!! Oh and Chris mad wit to the spelling bee!!! Yay!!!! #proudmama 19 seconds ago - View -
Teri Nicole Thomas : yaaaaayyyyy another night of no sleep when I have shit to do in the morning. damn you cronic insomnia daaammmnnnn you. oh well i accept you for who you are :) 19 seconds ago - View -
Jessica Verdine : Sorry for blowing everyone's Facebook up but i have no one to talk to and so I expressed myself in quotes.. I know Sean Murphy its gay... oh well...lol 28 seconds ago - View -
Vivian Smith : So Tomorrow Is Graduation And Imma Cry So Hard Bkuz Some Of Us Are Going Seperate Ways When We Go Seventh Grade 35 seconds ago - View -
Abukam Peter Adamu : Akpors came home 1 nite & his wife throw ha arms around his neck & said "my husband, I am a month overdue, its like I'm pregnan8. The doctor gave me test 2day but until we dey sure we no go tell anybody." The next day Akpors' wife receive a telephone call from PHCN bcos dey have not paid their bills. "Am I speaking 2 Mr. Akpors?" "Na him wife be dis". Phcn guy said "U're a month overdue, shey u know?" stammer Akpors' wife "how una take know"? "Madam, its in our file" says the phcn guy. She shouted "how it take enta una file"? Phcn guy "we have a system of finding out who's overdue". Akpors' wife shouted "God, dis is too much, which kind tin b dis"? Phcn guy "Madam, I am sorry, I'm following orders, I have 2 inform u dat u are overdue". Akpors' wife said "no wahala make I tell my husband wen he come back". Dat nite the tells Akpors "dem know say I dey overdue 4 PHCN oh"! The next day Akpors rush 2 Phcn office. "wetting de happen? I hear say una get file say my wife dey overdue. It concern una"? He says angrilly. "Just calm down" said the phcn lady @ the reception, "its nothing serious. All u have 2 do is pay us". Akpors say "pay una 4 wetting? If I no pay nko"? Lady: "Well in dat case sir, we have no option but 2 but urs off". Akpors: "if u cut am wetting my wife go do"? Lady: "I don't know. I guess she would have 2 use a candle"!! Akpors fainted there.
Have a 1derful day. 47 seconds ago - View -
Jennifer Alexander : Okay...keep on trying to delete my emails and messenger chats and I will just keep on having them restored...What? You did not know that they could do that??? OH SO SUCKS to be you! (I realize my friends will be scratching their heads right now thinking I am losing it...well actually they have been doing that for years but I am dealing with a punkass right now and need him to know that I am one step ahead his ass.) 51 seconds ago - View -
Carolyn Fraser Dubé : slept earlier...insomnia now. 2 much on my mind...good thing in a way I don't have 2 work 2morrow...$ is good 2 tho...oh well what do u do when u live in a shoe? 52 seconds ago - View -
Revolutions Restaurant & Grill : Oh my goodness, 72 at lunch Thursday - well done to Pat and Clare in the very efficient kitchen, proud to take the food out to the customer, it looked and smelled yummie. Also great to see just how efficient Karen and Dan work together, very happy and enjoyable atmosphere. Evening also good, so now for a very frantic prep morning to ensure an equally succesful day. Mr Morgenstein is back; he booked a table for 15 tonight and used to come to us every Folk Festival except last year, anyone know what happended to him in 2012, you know the bloke - American, male, likes folk music...... 54 seconds ago - View -
Well me n miss Ricky got our bathing suites ready for tomorrow..
Finding out things when you just want them to be truthful.. N say what's really going on.. BUMMER but oh well.. Shit happens for a reason 1 minute ago - View -
Jon Walters : Timeline Photos If you've ever been too drunk to fish... Dustin Hopkins * his response* oh damn... Yep my bad... I knew that didnt feel right... Hmm.. Yep oh well not my truck x) 1 minute ago - View -
Elizabeth Attah : Stupidity is wen u hate me,u refuse to delete me, yet u re on my Facebook friends list checking my updates,looking @ my pics, oh well guess am ur star. 1 minute ago - View -
Michael J Llanos : Well today started off as a stressful day but it got alot better gotta thank everyone who showed me love in everything that happened today.. wt a crazy week and the weekend starts tomorrow??? Oh well... ;)
#Que No Pare La Fiesta 1 minute ago - View -
Brooke Jones : Sorry didn't realize I was blowing up fb haha oh well guess that's karma for all u people that share 100 pictures a day 1 minute ago - View -
Matthew McGuigan : I wish I was a mouse. With the amount of medical research on mice, I would be able to live forever young, with great looks and a genius IQ. Oh well, 2 out of 3. 1 minute ago - View -
Zena Cahill : Well that was a sweet ending to complete the last 3 years at little UCA. Gosh, think I might even miss the SU! Ooh you been so shit at times but oh my have you given me some funny arse memory's that will stay with me till I'm old and senile and weeing my pants! So good morning everyone and good night. 1 minute ago - View -
Trillest Lesbians : so i just dropped ma stepdad off at work and im at the red light and aum prostitute comes to the car saying " im dtf" i was like oh yeah shes like yeah im like how much shes all 50$ isaid well in dat case "hell no & yu need Jesus" lmao
Ashley Macias : Well who else can say they got beat up by a 90 year old? Oh thats right me lol. 1 minute ago - View -
Nick Storey : It's crazy. I'm emotionless to everyone else, I'm a asshole to everyone else, I could give two shits about everything else but the moment I look at you, the moment you correct me all that goes out the window and I'm like a little bitch basically lol. I don't know what it is. Oh well. 1 minute ago - View -
Peter Reyna : Feels awesome when hours and hours are comforted after everything went wrong. . Oh well. . Ill stand alone and win alone. Night 1 minute ago - View -
Sheila Nicholson : A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish".
The wife answered, "Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.
The fairy waved her magic wand and-poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!... the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful b.......s should remember fairies are female..... 1 minute ago - View -
Nikky Brooks : Wow I was my worn out than I thought.. Wet to bed at 6 and thought to wake up at 8.. Instead it's 12 now.. Oh well guess ill just go back to bed than.. Oops 2 minutes ago - View -
Carla Rae Knight : Oh dear I typed this once but my lappy crashed, so here I go again. Facebook Family & friends I hope your dont mind my little note to my new friend, The FREAK, on the PS3 game, MODERN WARFARE 3 ' I am tickled pink to find out you can correct my grammar as well as you call me names. I haven't heard that kind of foul talk since I live in Alaska, by the fishing docks. & yes you are right,Iam old, very old, & I am not the best at these wonderful games. But my grandson, friends & I have a splendid time playing & laughing while they try desperately to teach me how to shoot. The real amazing thing is I love these war games. So altho I well be 66 yrs old,verysoon as u so kindly reminded me, I intend on continuing to play for as long as I have left, God willing! I hope to see you on some of these we sets we play. & please remember"If I am to old to play I am probably to old for u to shot." Your new friend (MENU)SrGSLAuGhTer65 ' 2 minutes ago - View -
Jonathan The-Healer : I love how with an upcoming interview I have no way of getting to sleep. Oh well hope I don't fall asleep tomorrow, its only with the nation's largest corporation 2 minutes ago - View -
Misty Cole-Valenzuela : Timeline Photos If you can't work for any reason, you may qualify for these benefits before the law changes: http://bit.ly/Yj3w4A some times i really feel like saying this to people........but then i realize no im not supposed to....i just listen and deal with what peoples opinion is of what i do or dont do to their standards....oh well life goes on!!! 2 minutes ago - View -
Miss Hijax : Guys, we need to make a internet holiday, where we ALL type like Mr. T
"Type like Mr. T day." 2 minutes ago - View -
Joanna Doyle : 28 hours ago me waters broke and she's still not here !! Oh well hello induction ❤ stubborn child like her dad !! 2 minutes ago - View -
Jessica Lopez : Have you ever been so tired that you say some some of the dumbest things.. Then regret it the rest of the night with the thought.... What was I thinking? Yep that's me right now. Oh well :) 2 minutes ago - View -
Aaron Joshua : Oh no the mixed rum and cola just went well hahaha 2 minutes ago - View -
Wyatt Stafford : Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, its got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home, ohwell, oh,well, ohwell, 2 minutes ago - View -
Joseph Sunday Chinedu : Like Be the first of your friends to like this.
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Alex Bender : alcohol to drinK no one to drink it with oh well 2 minutes ago - View -
Alessia Carol Ilott : arh man lucky i called mark oliphant college dis arvo only just found out they have a pupil free day on monday,oh well got both me girls home with me,will have to plan something to keep them busy.. 2 minutes ago - View -
Lee Sze Ni : Oh well.. Psy (Gentlemen + Gangnam style) de 魅力!!! 2 minutes ago - View -
Ash Hovey : Oh okay u can like some of my pictures yet when I replied to ur text u never replied lol...
#Well don't I feel loved xD... 2 minutes ago - View -
Lyndsi Nicole Lyle : The world & everyone in it can bite me. I am going to attempt to sleep tonight. Probably wont work but oh well. 3 minutes ago - View -
Diana Gallegos : Cnt sleep :( I hate it wen my head is goin crazy thinkin n thinkin..wtf is wrong wit me. ..u think it's da age.... or is it him.... or is it cus ive seen things n life differently??? Oh well Selina Guajardo Garcia I finally did ur dvds lol ur probably asleep already so I will take dem tmrw :) goodnite ya'll 3 minutes ago - View -