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Olabintan Pinky Philip
Olabintan Pinky Philip : A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo Girl wose name is Njideka, asked her to lie to his mum. when he takes her home that her name was Bisi.
He told her his mum had a phobia for non- Yoruba people and would never accept her once she knows her name was an Igbo girl. She did as he instructed on meeting the boyfriend's mum.
MAMA: what is ur name??
IGBO GIRL: (with her thick igbo accent) Mama
My name is BISI.
D boy's tribalistic Mum was so Apy dat her son was getting married to a Yoruba girl ignoring the igbo tone..
MAMA: 'what a lovely name, your boyfriend's elder brother too is Adebisi, his Dad is Olabisi and my best friend's name is Omobisi, which of the Bisi is yours?'
IGBO GIRL: (was confused and she replied)
NduBisi!...
# MAMA_fainted ..........

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Timothy Thomas
Timothy Thomas : Z-Phyles Publishing    
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Amber Casey
Amber Casey : You are claiming harassment cause I put you on blast and have only told the truth that you are a thief and no good and everyone told me that you use people and to not be with your ass including your mama, your brother, your best friend and every single person I know. I should have listened to them but instead I was down for you, our kids and us and you did me fucken dirty so if I blast it on social media how truly laim Elias and Joanna are that's me being nice so be thankful. Everyone with half a brain knows I am not lying and what and why would I make any of this up? What purpose would I have and what am I gaining? NOTHING cause honestly who and why would anyone make up a story like this? I know you and some of your friends have half a brain so it's pretty easy to see who's bullshit here and it isn't me and my people. Your mistake wAs trying to run game on someone with a full brain that's smart, sophisticated and a business manager for a job. So I will stop telling people what piece of shits you are when 1 of 3 things happen and not a day before.
1. You pay me and give me back everything you stole and apologize to my kids for being a shity father.
2. You let my people serve you with the restraining order cause then just as you can't talk to me or about me or be around me well I can't do that to you either.
Or 3. You die
So when 1 of those things happen I will gladly stop telling anyone and everyone but until then you are a thief, user, cheater, liar, lousy lay, shity father,laim crackhoe loser and so is your bitch. Hope you have a shity Saturday tricks.
P.s. use the left side of your brain that's where logic works from cause the right side did you no favors.it's always the left side cause that's the crip side

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Gari Lister
Gari Lister : An Open Letter to You From a Mama of Kids With Special Needs...     Great read. And it is so so true - it is the kind words, the invitations that include a generally forgotten child and the compliments that mean the world to the child and the mom. Last night some little girl at our neighborhood porch party told Anna she wanted her to come jump on her trampoline. That's essentially unheard of for us. And when Anna told me about it afterward, I had to hide my tears. I don't know who the little girl is, but to the little girl and to the parents who are raising her - thank you for seeing my amazing daughter for who she is. It will probably never happen, but even the words -- the concept that someone wanted her company (other than her mom:)) -- made my Anna happy.
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Oluwasanya Ekundayo
Oluwasanya Ekundayo : Feranmi Daniel Kappo    
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Emmy Vic
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Chalmers Davis
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Betty Hollowell Usry
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Rxcy Gonzales Dayap
Rxcy Gonzales Dayap : Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass     #superLSS :)
Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your size.She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night."You know I won't be no stick figure silicone Barbie doll
So if that's what you're into then go ahead and move along.Because you know I'm.All about that bass.'Bout that bass, no treble.. :)     Preorder “Title” at iTunes: http://smarturl.it/MTitle Preorder “Title” at Amazon: http://smarturl.it/Ttle_MT Spotify: http://smarturl.it/LAM Google: http://s...
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Betsy Ofugara Tedeye
Betsy Ofugara Tedeye : A mum was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in d same year, So she whispered to each of them "After your weddings "Text me your 1st night experience and don't forget to text it in a coded way o!

After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the 2nd texted 'BENSON'.

Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of Nescafe & read from d label: (fantastic till d last drop)...

She also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it: (extra long, king size) she thought aloud; 'not too bad for them @ their age sha!

A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text comes in: (Arik: Lagos - Kano)...

So Mama calls Arik Air Information Desk to inquire about their kano -lagos flight. She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week & the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!".

Mama throws herself in the air, lands,
slumps & faints shouting......

"Yeeeeee!
Eleyi ma pa mi lomo O°˚...
(Meaning) His going 2 kill my daughter

Good morning my people

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Megan Schefter
Megan Schefter : Sarah Tuttle-Singer     This chick is awesome!!! Best Mama story... EVER!!
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Mino Vargas
Mino Vargas : Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd - Lyrics HD     Mama told me when I was young
Come sit beside me, my only son
And listen closely to what I say
And if you do this it will help you some sunny day

Take your time, don't live too fast
Troubles will come and they will pass
Go find a woman and you'll find love
And don't forget, son there is someone up above

And be a simple kind of man
Be something you love and understand
Baby, be a simple kind of man
Won't you do this for me, son?
If you can?     Simple Man - Lynyrd Skynyrd Please Subscribe. Lyrics: Mama told me when I was young Come sit beside me my only son And listen closely to what I say And if yo...
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Darryl Dunnam
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Bryanna Motionless
Bryanna Motionless : Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your size
She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night."

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Denise Graves
Denise Graves :         Doing a worship symposium at East Minster Presby today with my great friend Nicol Porter....thinking of mama Mia (today's her actual bday) &
How I would not be doing what I do if it had not been for her example of a strong and powerful woman who is a lover of God. It exudes her. She told me last night, mind you at 89, that if she lived near the Dream Center where the love on addicts and the homeless, she would be working there! LOL. I KNOW she would! She has touched and continues to touch many lives with her love & wisdom now to my daughter.
#neverstop
#passiniton
#saltnlight
#prouddaughter

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Chuck Sizer
Chuck Sizer : Three Dog Night - Mama told me not to come 1970         Three Dog Night - Mama told me not to come 1970 Want some whiskey in your water Sugar in your tea What's all these crazy questions they askin' me This is the...
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Goody Ije
Goody Ije : A Yoruba boy who was dating an Igbo Girl
whose name is Njideka,
asked her to lie to his mum when he takes her
home that her name was Bisi.
He told her his mum had a phobia for non-
Yoruba people
and would never accept her once she knows
her name was an Igbo girl.
She did as he instructed
on meeting the boyfriend's mum.
MAMA: what is ur name??
IGBO GIRL: (with her thick igbo accent) Mama
My name is BISI.
The boy's tribalistic Mum was so happy that
her son was getting married to a Yoruba girl
ignoring the igbo tone..
MAMA: 'what a lovely name,
your boyfriend's elder brother too is Adebisi,
his Dad is Olabisi and my best friend's name
is Omobisi,
which of the Bisi is yours?'
IGBO GIRL: (was confused and she replied)
NduBisi!...
# MAMA_fainted ..

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Angela Goree
Angela Goree : Well today is the anniversary of my Grandpa (Daddy's) death, 4 years. I was rather upset the other day thinking about him. I was in the selfish mode, thinking about MY loss. Well, today I am in a rejoicing mode. Thinking about how good a man and father he was. Being grateful for that and how he is not suffering anymore. He is with Mama, David and the angels! I often think about the last time I saw him. The doctors told him they wanted to amputate his legs. He said "Angela" I plan on walking into heaven to see my maker!! . Even then he was being strong!
I love and miss you Daddy! You are always with me...Angela

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Mard Aldrin M. Gregorio
Mard Aldrin M. Gregorio : Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your size
She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night."

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Libra Veslinos
Libra Veslinos : yeah my mama she told dont worry about your size ..
she says boys like a little more booty to hold at night

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Tijani Iliyasu Suntai
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Kelechi Anthony Iheme
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Edline Chaerany
Edline Chaerany :     Yeah, my mama she told me don't worry about your size
She says, "Boys like a little more booty to hold at night."

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Malin Trevik Gull
Malin Trevik Gull : Timeline Photos     This beautiful family lost their first babies, twins, when they were born prematurely. When the mama, Mia, got pregnant again through fertility drugs, they were told there were 6 fertilized eggs in her womb. They chose to keep them all, even though that meant they might lose them all. And here they all are, healthy and happy. ♥ — with Ruth Lagne and 14 others.    
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Aworinde Samson
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Lela Dishman
Lela Dishman : Timeline Photos     When I first met Myla a few months ago she told me that she hated taking pictures so I was prepared to have to beg for some smiles tonight but she totally surprised me and we had a blast walking all over town for her pictures! She is stunning!! I think she looks a lot like her pretty mama in this one. — with Justin Dishman and Lela Dishman.     My beautiful daughter. She is getting so big
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The Journey of LIFE
The Journey of LIFE : SO THE JOURNEY CONTINUES AGE 7

the ugly man next door,he was soooo bid n very dark skinned,the ugly man next door,he used to send us to the shops and when u come bk he will give u money,one day he showed me his dick and he said i must touch it,he said he will tell mama im refusing to touch it,i was scared of mama n he knew it"i will tell yo mum u been nawty"he said,n u know what mama will do to u.

i touched it n played with it as he said i should n he put it in my mouth n when his done he will give me 50 cents o one rand,only to realise in later stage i was not the only one he was doing it to.

as i said we lived in a familyhouse n each family has a monster in it,one good summer day he came over to me n he started touching me,he said i must not tell a soul,he removed my panties,he fingerd me,n he put it in my small little vigana,he said i musnt scream,he said he will tell mama i swore n was diarespectful to him,i layed there as an obedient child,i still feel the pain just by thinking of it,he said he will never hurt me yet he is hurting me,i told him it hurts ,i told him to stop,i could hear other kids playing joyfully outside..Can somebody pliz here my cries then he whispered "im sorry"

i hated him from that day,the pain was too much but i had to bear it otherwise mama will beat me for not listening to an elder.i had yo pretend i was fine mama wouldnt notice im not she never did,i wished my brother was here to protect me but he was out selling tissues to make a living for us.

days went on turned into weeks n weeks months n months years n i chose yo forget that day i erased that day from my memories,i cant hate him his family after all,who will listen to me????????????????who will listen to my cries??who will tell my story

From age 7 -9 mylife is a blank all dat happened then i blocked it from my mind
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Colleen Peltier
Colleen Peltier : Gudmorn'g Faces got my boys whn there with mama shes all smiles :) time for me to put yu in my past and leave yu there whn things dont work out for yu i wont be there to listen to how sorry yu are are how much yu love and care about me smfh yu didnt have a minute to listen to wht i had to say yu tell me this and tell me that but yur actions say sumthing else NEXT jus like yu said wed be friends weather yu were with her are not everything yu told me frm my point of view was bullshyt wasted time i should of listed to my friends but no i found out the hard way i addmit i was sad and it did hurt me cause i couldnt except the fact that yu turned into the person yu did #cantwaittolaughinyurface
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