Abd Ibraheem : "I went to a job interview the other day, the guy asked me if I had any
questions , I said yes, just one, if you're in a car traveling at the
speed of light and you turn your headlights on, does anything happen?
He said he couldn't answer that, I told him sorry, but I couldn't work
for him then.
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Trevor Jary : The woman/girl 'presenters' on Milkshake have the most irritating, false, over excited Call centre style, I just want to hit them, it's the same irritating style as the girl who does the links on the Wright stuff, must be a channel 5 thing, give me CBBC presenters any day! 5 minutes ago - View -
Boro face Nigel Pearson’s Leicester (H) in first game, then Charlton (A), Blackpool (H) & Wigan (A). Final home game is Barnsley, then Yeovil (A).
Boro play Burnley at home on Boxing Day. New Year’s Day game is Bolton (A). Games against Leeds are Saturday November 23 (A) and Saturday February 22 (H).
Full details on ww.mfc.co.uk. 11 minutes ago - View -
Toddlicious : eh dunno if i should try to talk to her or not > . < anyways!! 18 minutes ago - View -
Melanie Hert : Again, drag, right click and copy, post to your wall and edit before clicking on Post.
You're in kindergarten again. Use the first 8 people on your chat bar. Don't cheat!
1. Your best friend: Chris Mottram
2. The kid eating glue: Kara Heinrich
3. The kid who steals crayons: Sarah Tufrey
4. The kid picking their nose: Mitchell Hawkins
5. Teachers pet: Wright D. Hert
6. The bully: Jayde-Pandora Power
7. The class clown: Anne-Marie Reid
8. The one chasing the boys on the playground: Margaret Mottram 25 minutes ago - View -
Svp100 : GPS Visualizer: Convert GPS files to plain text or GPX Some very useful instructions from Bruce Wright on converting KML/KMZ files to GPX, and importing into Viewranger. Helpful for anyone planning a recce of the SVP100 route! 34 minutes ago - View -
The Angels' Lighthouse : Good morning, precious Angels, Earth Angels, Lightworkers and humanintariians. :) I hope you slept serenely. - If not a morning cuddle of soothing reasurance for you xxxx 40 minutes ago - View -
Vivian Dsena : Guys dont miss Vahbbiz's come back in all new sexy Avatar as Vishkamini.do watch Savitri tonight on Lifeok at 8:30pm.n lemme know ur reviews 40 minutes ago - View -
Rachelle Elsea : Just had a mini heart attack when I walked into the mail room and found a package from my office. You guys are awesome. I laughed for a good 30 mins at the contents. Chris Reel Ashley M. Wright Andrea Valencia Alex Fox 44 minutes ago - View -
David Dippel : kfczombie | eBay Looks like my uncle is gojng to sell some of his anime stuff guys be quick to get the good stuff! :)
Tegan you could get your hands on some good anime movies/series :)
Broc I know your into anime merch he has figures, film cells, sketches, scrolls and well pretty much bits and peices of everything.
Miranda more series for you?
Abby I know you like the seedy stuff.. well simply put theres lots of it just send him a fb message and ask for the adult section I suppose?! :P haha
Mandy Broom : If facebook keeps blocking people, it's gonna come to a grinding halt!!!! More people appear to be blocked than not!!! I think my understanding of social networking is way off!!!! Unless Facebook have rewritten its meaning in the dictionary!!!!! Xxxxxx 53 minutes ago - View -
Shakoor Vincent : Idk why she frontin for the book like ain't nothin happen between us tss #Fronters 54 minutes ago - View -
Natasha Lahmadi : No more..... "Just one drink" Nikki Wright and Anna Bevan!!!! 56 minutes ago - View -
Hayley Jones : So my cars a wright off i need a new one, who is selling a car :-( 1 hour ago - View -
Anne Duren : the great school debate which school to send riley to aagaggghhhhhhh back to leaning towards tullimar again!! so the good and bad please people on tullimbar and mt terry please 1 hour ago - View -
Prince Ea : Way too many Eminem clones, cats saying outrageous lines to get reaction....and they aren't even that clever! Ah well, the people eat it up so I guess its cool. 1 hour ago - View -
Jc Swanepoel : I just wonder sometimes does the word love have the wright meaning? For some peolpe 1 hour ago - View -
Rhonda Daniel Kamps : I just want to say thank you to 4 of my oldest bestest friends. Sheila Christina Rebecca Wright Butterfield Gretch Zientara Cantrell and Thea Goodpastor: all 4 of you have been there for me as long as I can remember. You have cried with me, for me, because of me, and even just on my behalf when I was all cried out. You have laughed with me, celebrated with me, and mourned with me. You have shared every single life event I've ever had, and held my hand thru the not so fun ones. You have cut school with me (all of u!) and copied my homework (Sheila), and made me do things that scared me, because u knew I would be better for it. All 4 of you know me like nobody else, and have never been afraid to tell me like it is, call me out when I need it, then tell me how to fix it. You've made me laugh, you've made me cry, and you've made me ME. You've never once let me get away with being "fine", because u all say I deserve "best". I just want to tell you how much your 20+years (except Becky, damn almost 40yrs?!?! How can that be??) of friendship has meant to me, and how much YOU mean to me. Thank you for tonight (u know what u did) and for everyday of my life. I LOVE YOU GUYS SO DAMN MUCH, my hurts. In a good way
And Becky- Don't u dare cry! XOXOXOXOXOXO 1 hour ago - View -
Muscle TV : Muscle TV returns to your screens tonight on DIGITAL 'free-to-air' channel TV4ME at 5:00pm AEST and 5:30pm AEST on Foxtel's Aurora Channel 183. DON'T MISS OUT on this great episode that features regulars Jeremy McLay and Titan Fitness owner Murat Analin, strength and conditioning guru Dirk Lamb's partner assisted bodyweight routine & Tony and Peter Wright are back in the kitchen with an extreme post workout nutrition plan 1 hour ago - View -
Vicky Ince : Omg, not even 8am yet and Mary is dressed and ready to go school. Must b looking forward to the seaside trip as she is never ready b4 8am 1 hour ago - View -
Theo Matthews : You all don't know me, so why would you care? just all of you fuck off, if i want to die i will none of you can stop me.... 1 hour ago - View -
Gym Memes : Timeline Photos Know a trainer like this ?
Reiss A Williams : I'm not really man that holds too many regrets. However, if I could change anything associated with my past I would have never gave up my childhood dream of playing pro football. If only I knew at 17/18 what I know now I would've made it, guaranteed. I know there's many talented man out there just like me, I can personally name a bag of man than I know who should be playing in the Premier League right about now. Many of us got side tracked from the vision, bwoi its a shame how good talent can go to waste. 1 hour ago - View -
Kelly Graham : Sooo wore out! Just finished dishes and waiting on a load of laundry to finish washing so I can switch it...then shower and bed....Boy it's been a long day and I cannot wait to take a shower lol...Lil Man made me one proud Mommy today, he said "Mama" twice! Woot woot!!:) I love my baby sooo much! ♥ 1 hour ago - View -
Crystal Starr : smh... so one sided ...u not gone have ur bae mom around me thoe n ur crib yall bussing it up n she playing mommy then get vexed cuz I go and do a project with a x. n yall werk together! smh u got the bags/ not me, u compromise!. id never pay rent in a spot with baemoms poping in and out of. NO. im sry, if u got kids n we get togeher n i stay there ur bm needs to Respect my place as ur gf, pick up her kids n take them to a destination n spend time with them there shes not coming in my dude crib laughing chopping it up like we at Palmers, n if his ass cant respect that and lets her shit on my title then the hell with the whole thing. once out the blue maybe, but never often thoe.. Miss with that bullshit!! Please!! My name not Lasheeka i dont do ratchet! n thats ratchet. Shout out to the girls with men who respect them n require their biddys to also... smh, yo yall wif these kids need to make a more realistic blueprint on how u gonna really have a healthy normal relationship wif out ur co-parenting and KIDS interfereing. dont fucking get mad at me cuz i dont wanna deal wif the bullshit,,, shud got that mutha fucking depo.. gud fucking night. 1 hour ago - View -
WaGma AF : Dont be amazed by my Islamic posts,
coz it's not a measure of someone's faith.
I am just a Muslim who is in the process of looking for a light sheen of Islam, that still learn,
to knw nd lov Allah to knw nd lov Rasulallah Sallallahu alaihi wassallam ,
to become a good Muslim nd to improve myself to become a better person In shaa ALLAH :) 1 hour ago - View -
Sophie Wright : Healing vibes for my Bailey please! He managed to cut both back legs open rather badly last night so hes currently in a bit of a state. Many many thanks and much love to Robin Wills and my wonderful parents Linda Wright and Garry Wright for their help and suppprt last night and to the fab vet at Swanspool Equine Veterinary Clinic who i couldnt praise anymore if i tried, she is fantastic. And to bailey, i didnt expect my nine year anniversary present off you to be a big old vets bill, cheers! X 1 hour ago - View -
Eddie Levert Sr. : Well!!!! I DO GOT A LIFE OTHER THEN POSTING ALL THE TIME I HAD A BIRTHDAY A FATHERS DAY AND A ALL ABOUT ME DAY!!!! 1 hour ago - View -
David Walker : Abortion bill debate reveals Assembly Democrat's story of rape Wausau Representative Mandy Wright "noted that a large percentage of rape victims never go to the police, just like her family didn’t do when she was repeatedly raped by a cousin at age 8. Wright said her parents protected her, and she told her fellow lawmakers, “You are re-victimizing me and thousands of families across Wisconsin.”
The Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network says about half of all sexual assaults are reported to law enforcement.
The Assembly sent the ultrasound bill – and the reporting requirement for exceptions – to Governor Scott Walker. He has promised to sign it."
Rupak Choudhary : Just watchd ""Hot Fuzz(2007)""-a brilliant amalgamation of comedy & action..""Simon Pegg and Nick Frost"" pair is hilarious..Now Planned 2 watch this gr8 pair in ""Shaun of the Dead (2004)"" directed by d same man ""Edgar Wright""".. 2 hours ago - View -
Curlynn Hilton : Damn Facebook just told me that I'm sharing to many things, and that if I don't stop they will block me from being able to share. The fuck bro not cool ): 2 hours ago - View -
Marriage Devotion : Prayer for marriages: “May they be brought to complete unity to let the world know that you sent me and have loved them even as you have loved me.” (John 17:23) This is also an example of how God wants us to function. Just as God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit are separate individuals within the Godhead, yet they are one in purpose. In marriage the husband and wife are different individuals and yet they are to be one in purpose. (Cindy Wright) 2 hours ago - View -
CESC FABREGAS insists Real Madrid would be ‘foolish’ to bid £100million for Gareth Bale. The Spanish giants have admitted they could go as high as that to land the Spurs winger.But Barcelona midfielder Fabregas said: “Spending £100m on Bale is foolish, I don’t know how any club could spend that amount of money. He is a great player but we will have to see if Madrid sign him and if he can perform there.”
SHOULD FABREGAS BE MAKING SUCH COMMENTS? 2 hours ago - View -
Moeskeet Moeskeet Haws : When did ladies start watching basketball ??? Wow Can't go nowhere without the babe now!! Lmao 2 hours ago - View -
Nancy Halbert Wright : One of thee best birthdays ever!!! Thank you everyone of my friends and family for the birthday wishes and my hubby and kids for spoiling me rotten!!! LOVED EVERY MOMENT!!! Not so bad turning 35! Ha I mean 43! I know it's a lot of pics but couldn't pic just a couple! It was all spectacular!! Love you guys! 2 hours ago - View -