Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
He checks his wallet and beckons to the sexy bartender.
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" he asks.
"Yes," she purrs. "I am."
"Well, wash your frickin' hands," says the man. "I want a cheese sandwich!" 3 minutes ago - View -
Tito Chevas : Timeline Photos Fractured Men.
I see so many men struggling with their Divine Masculine energy. They fear it and to express it because of what the male role models in their lives have shown them and society about what it means to be a 'real' man. That this power is to be contained, that it equates to violence if let out, to oppression, that you must be on top, you must be hard, cold and scary if you are to be a real man.This is the shadow aspect of all masculine power.
But what is the positive aspects of Divine Masculine?
Many a man has yet to ask the basics to himself to understand 'his' understanding of what this means.
Ask yourself and answer these questions :
"what does it mean to be a man?"
"what have I been shown about what a man is?"
"how do I want to be a man and express my power the way I want a man to be?"
Positive Divine Masculine Energy represents: action, direction, forward movement, responsibility, strength, warmth, protection, focus, fatherhood, the sun, generosity, encouragement, material abundance, clarity, intellect, transformation and growth.
Look at where you are already implementing this in your life and pat yourself on the back. To be divinely masculine is to encourage others including yourself to grow. Be the man you were born to be, you manly man you :) By Yona Curtis 4 minutes ago - View -
Whatever happens , hold his hand...................... for ever 5 minutes ago - View -
Istandalone Taylor : I swear to GOD i hate mfs that judge me based on my sexual preferences. I hate mfs that keep throwing you need a man, you need a boyfriend, you need some dick in yo life in my damn face. I dont need no nigga to complete me just because they only want some pussy nor a bitch. Im not in a rush to be in a relationship with nobody. Im just saying I want a girlfriend that I can come home to hug, kiss and cuddle with at night. Damn! I hope I find somebody real soon cause its getting cold and I hate being alone. #JUSTSMOKINGITAWAY 5 minutes ago - View -
Mohammad Fahmi Ahmad Kashfi : Is My ‘Islamic School’ Islamic Enough? | Saifulislam.Com Before I involve myself with our current school, I had some conversations of these huffaz who are then doctors and engineers. I would say, in one man known as a hafiz scientist, we ‘have’ al-Quran and science in his body and soul, but both remain separated. He does not know how his memorization affects his science and how his science affects his Quran and memorization. When he speaks about medicine, it is just like a ‘normal’ medicine. When he talks about al-Quran, he is good at recalling any verse he wants to quote. But, that’s it. Nothing more. To make it worse, he might believe that islamic food is HALALAN but not TAYYIBAN. Halalan refers to the ingredients, and Tayyiban refers to the nutrition facts. Nowadays, many Muslims die eating Halal for, but not Tayyiban. There are many healthy ‘kafir’ who eats Haram food but a healthy one. To make it bold and clear, we still have a ‘secular’ hafiz scientist. 5 minutes ago - View -
Walter Frith : Phil Collins calls Adele a 'slippery little fish' after being dropped from her new album Like Sting, something tells me that Phil Collins is not a very nice person when you hear stories from more than once source about what goes on in their private lives. Love the music but I wouldn't want to meet the man. Who doesn't love Adele? Come on! 7 minutes ago - View -
Ariol Limage : Why You Might Not Be Ready For The Evolved Man You Say You Want | Mark Groves Good read 10 minutes ago - View -
Gloria Dumas Kirkpatrick : Has it really been 35 years ago tonight that I was in the hospital waiting on the arrival of our 2nd child. I was scheduled to have a C-section the next morning. I heard a loud explosion and it being Halloween night I did not think much about it. I learned the next morning it was an explosion at the powder plant. That long ago, we did not have all things they do today to let you know the sex of the baby but they had indicated that we were having a girl. I wanted a boy since we already had a girl. I had prayed that we would have a healthy baby and it did not matter if boy or girl but if I had a boy, I wanted him to be all boy. I think I got what I prayed for and then some. I thought they were kidding when they said I had a boy. I had to be put to sleep so I did not know what I had until they woke me up. I still thought they were tricking me until I saw Will and he told me we had a boy. It has been a rocky road at times but I have loved him since the first time I saw him. It took us three days before we came up with a name but that is ok too. Happy Birthday tomorrow Zane. I love you and I am proud of the man you have become. Take one day at a time and always thank God for brining you to where you are today. I love you with all my heart. 10 minutes ago - View -
Noxolo Mavundla : Problem is I don't want a man that's already been programed for me! I want a man that I can program myself! Is that wrong, since I was made out of his rib? Im sure he'll have mercy on me. Im human also, If that makes sense! 13 minutes ago - View -
Msnikki Lungo : Timeline Photos Man Candy. I want a piece of this candy 14 minutes ago - View -
Valerie Nelson Johnson : Went out on a dog walk tonight in the rain again. Since it was Halloween I wasn't the only one out there. A family seemed totally smitten with the fact that I had a small as well as a giant breed with me and the whole family of 4 were all over my oversize Rhodesian Ridgeback, Zuriel, and he was quietly, and smilingly, basking in all the obvious love. They said they've always wanted a really big dog and they wanted to know what kind the 160 pounder was. I told them and they said that 2 or 3 people they know have have a couple different types of Mastiffs and that's what they really wanted. I said I also have a rare type of Mastiff and a Collie. The man said yes, that's what we want but they're expensive. I told him about the prices and asked him if he was open to adopting one. The answer was yes, so I showed them which house I live in and he said they'd come back to give me the contact info I said I would need to exchange with them. None of us had pen/paper or a phone with any battery power left. So hopefully...... 19 minutes ago - View -
Joe Johns Sr. : Which Native American Tribe Do You Belong In? You belong in the Apache Tribe! Known as the fierce warriors of the Southwest, the Apache name itself means "enemy". They were infamous for waging war and raiding their neighbors, often enough with the motive of economic gain. This particular tribe was male dominant, having applied gender roles where the women stayed home while the men went out and hunted and traveled. The tribe also practiced polygamy in many of its scattered regions, making it a one man- many women household. The Apache were also advanced in their arts and crafts skills, but most importantly basket-weaving. They were also a superstitious clan, relying heavily on spiritual and religious practice to appease the gods they worshiped. This included ceremonial dances, sand-painting, and the use of Medicine Men as ceremony leaders. You belong in the Apache Tribe due to your strong-natured will and need for survival. You believe firmly in going after what you want and taking it with no consequence in order to protect and provide for those around you. You would fit in well with the Apache Tribe based on your idea of old fashioned family values, and would have no problem spending your days in creation mode, both painting and weaving baskets as a source of interest and income. 20 minutes ago - View -
Blesly Titus : As you might know, the head of a major
company survived the tragedy of “9/11” in
New York because his son started
Another fellow was alive because it was his
turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her alarm clock
didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the
NJ Turnpike because of an auto accident.
One of them missed his bus. One spilled
food on her clothes and had to take time to
One’s car wouldn’t start. One went back to
answer the telephone.
One had a child that dawdled and didn’t get
ready as soon as he should have.
One couldn’t get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man who put
on a new pair of shoes that morning, took the
various means to get to work but before he
got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today.
Now when I am stuck in traffic… miss an
elevator… turn back to answer a ringing
telephone… all the little things that annoy
me… I think to myself… this is exactly where
God wants me to be at this very moment.
The next time your morning seems to be
going wrong, the children are slow getting
dressed, you can’t seem to find the car keys,
you hit every traffic light… don’t get mad or
God is at work watching over you. May God
continue to bless you with all those annoying
little things – and may you remember and
appreciate their possible purpose. 20 minutes ago - View -
Rawnie Lovely Works : "When I Was Your Man" Bruno Mars Reggae Remix Just want to remind all my musical peoples... My shop, aka Yucky Apple Studios, is still open for business! Took a break for wedding and family, now I'm back and about to take the island by storm! Message me for inquiries... One flat rate, includes in-house music production, recording time, mixed and ready-to-master track. Blessup! If u need reviews and samples, inquire! www.jookboxcity.com Rawnie LoveLy's latest work, hitting #1 on Hawai'i FM radio, his spin on the most recent Bruno Mars single, "When I Was Your Man"....this... Watch the video: http://youtu.be/Vut2qgjIACk 21 minutes ago - View -
Mark Grosse : one day God gave me a rude awakening ..I was married once before..and that that person died in my arms from brain and lung cancer that was the first time someone died in front of me but just imagine a married man or woman right now your looking at each other and then you see that one take there last breath and their fighting saying I do not want to go and leave you ..but there is nothing you can do ..because how can you fight something so invisible as death we can stand and fight a person trying to do harm to our family but death he is invisible ..you can swing kick punch but your hitting air..he is going touch you either ways..but I learned something that day..and it is this ..every day was not promised to us.....but each day is to be honored and used to find what is missing and that object is this the secrets that lead to eternity ...when that friend died in my arms I washed her down real good dressed her in a nice dress and wrapped a scarf around her bald head.....and they took her away I cried like a new born baby that night ....like any one that lost a wife or husband ..but after a week laying in the dark not wanting to pack up the clothes to give away I had a dream and a voice said cry no more ...for in time another shall come unto you ..and love the same way as the one that loved you also and 4 years later after I was healed another came a God sent see God will take care of his own ...by Mark grosse 22 minutes ago - View -
Ugochukwu Uzoeghelu : Eventually decided to show up for a colleague's Halloween party, but didn't know he had other plans. Met up with this girl he had introduced to me just as I walked in. Just as I was about to start off a conversation, she went off on me, "I want a man to cherish this, a man who knows exactly how to woo me. Not some silly little boy who wants my goodies cause he took me to the movies" Relax girl, we just met!! I guess it's a wrap for me. So much for Halloween!!! 24 minutes ago - View -
I used to go out to share the gospel and give food to the homeless. One night, I dreamt someone begged me to take him with me; he was in bondage and wanted to be free. There wasn't room in my car, so I apologized and drove away. As I went, I saw the car growing; there was room. Looking back, I saw a creature pulling the man back into darkness. I missed the opportunity because I decided there was no room. When I went back into the city, I gave food to a homeless man who said, "Take me with you, I want to get free of alcoholism." I said, "I'm not leaving you." We found a Christian to help him. If not for the dream, I might not have pursued it. An obstacle that keeps us from God's will is the belief that we don't have room in our lives; nor in our mind and heart. It doesn't matter whether there is room. Do God's will anyway. Minister; open your life, and your heart to His purposes. He will make room and enlarge your tent. Provide a willing heart, and God will provide the room.
From Message #909 - The Mission People
Today's Mission: Today take time with the Lord. Make room in your heart for the will of God. Look to minister and expect the surprises of God.
Read -> Scripture: Matt. 25:35-40 Jonathan Cahn (Official Site) 25 minutes ago - View -
Sherrill Dean : A PERSON I LOVE ALOT TOLD ME ...AND SO HAVE OTHERS ... "ALL WOMEN"... THAT I TALK & SAY TO ...MUCH ... AND THAT WOMEN WANT A MYSTERY MAN " ...AND JUST LET HER TALK ...AND EVEN IF SHE SAYS EXOTIC COMMENTS ...THERE IS NO NEED TO REPLY WITH YOUR COMMENTS ..." I ALL READY AM A GOOD LISTENER ...AND I HAVE BEEN TOLD I OVER THINK THINGS ...THE PROBLEM FOR ME IS ...I AM HAVING A MORE CHALLENGING TIME TRYING TO BE THE PERSON I THINK THEY WANT ME TO BE ...HEY ...I AM A GEMINI ...WITH ME YOU ALREADY GET THE MYSTERY MAN AND THE FUN GUY ...I HAVE ALSO BEEN TOLD I TELL STORIES OVER AGAIN ... AND REPEAT MYSELF ALOT ........BUT IF YOU LIKE WHAT I AM SAYING AND DOING ...THAT IS A BONUS ... I HAVE NEVER BEEN CALLED BORING ...I KNOW I BRAGG AND AM COCKY ...I WANT YOU THE SAME WAY ...NOT INSECURE AND MEAN ...I HAVE ZERO FEAR ... wore fangs to work today ...bit the hell out of my lips ...real blood ...BOO DEMUS ... 33 minutes ago - View -
Cherie Olivia Anondananda : Not a Pretty Girl - Ani DiFranco I am not a pretty girl, that is not what I do
I ain't no damsel in distress and I don't need to be rescued
So, so put me down, punk, wouldn't you prefer a maiden fair?
Isn't there a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere?
I am not an angry girl but it seems like I've got everyone fooled
Every time I say something they find hard to hear
They chalk it up to my anger and never to their own fear
And imagine you're a girl just trying to finally come clean
Knowing full well they'd prefer you were dirty and smiling
And I am sorry but I am not a maiden fair
And I am not a kitten stuck up a tree somewhere
And generally my generation wouldn't be caught dead
Working for the man and generally I agree with them
Trouble is you gotta have yourself an alternate plan
And I have earned my disillusionment, I have been working all of my life
And I am a patriot, I have been fighting the good fight
And what if there are no damsels in distress
What if I knew that and I called your bluff
Don't you think every kitten figures out how to get down
Whether or not you ever show up?
I am not a pretty girl
I don't really want to be a pretty girl
I want to be more than a pretty girl "Unauthorized duplication, while sometimes necessary, is never as good as the real thing." -Ani DiFranco Watch the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cZ-nAfSkW4 33 minutes ago - View -