90% of girls who use blackberrys ke difebe. 10% bae sa thuta bofebe. Yes I said it. Block me if you are offended!
*and the Madness continues!... lol #salute* 54 minutes ago - View -
Casey Elliott : My dog is acting all weird like if i go near him he backs up and if he hears a noise instead of barking he just jumps and the only he will do is that and I put him in his kennel and he whimpers he is scaring me 8 hours ago - View -
Torrie Harris : I'm missing Texas rite now keep feeling like this imma have a estate sell on all my things n be outta here just lame lame lame period. Mfing.com its just nites like this that drives me up a damn walls really sick of this place. And some of you lame ass people and fake ass church folks acting and know ya'll going start ta hell. Might as well light yoself up cause you going to the lake anyway and yes I posted this get rite I didn't say I was perfect but I hate a faker. I'm bouta have me an adult beverage n SMH@your fake ass. New name for Facebook its fakebook.*Torrie Queen* 9 hours ago - View -
Tequilla QueenTink Bell : Its crazi how one can be so blind ... to the truth .... i ask him before i give my love and my heart please dont hurt me and dont play me .... but none of those words mean anything .... im to fly for this shit .. . I wanna cry but my pride wont allow me to shed a tear..... im glad i found out the real .... never been the type to read ones phone but God placed it on my heart and i seen the real ... smh .... how could i be so blind not to see it .... damn ..... talk about a slap to the face of reality ... wow guess the truth hurts ... guess i choose to trust the wrong one ...
Never again .... to damn foolish ..
Glad i seen the real b4 i give my all 10 hours ago - View -
Jeffrey F Bryant : If Your Insecure Then You Can't Hang Around Me... I'll End Up Hurting Your Feelings Without Even Trying To... SMH! 10 hours ago - View -
Quincy Harris : Worked a 12 hour shift today and my body has offically shut down... But God is Good, im thankful to have a job and make pretty good money... Be blessed fb im bout to lay back and watch a lil tv... 13 hours ago - View -
Dana Benitez : Here is something i could never understand bro, if you have a person in your life who is loyal through each and everyday no matter how mad your are at them and no matter the bullshit ur going through on the daily, if the mother fucckas face lights up every time you walk in the room and they are still as crazi bout u as the first day u met then why then fuck you gun ruin it on a hoe. U say you love that person but can't stop talking to hoes and fucking with them, having nasty ass bitches stopping by ur work to see you or even text you in that way then maybe you should just get the fuck on and be grown man bout ur bullshit lies and tell the one person who loves you the most in the world out of all these women, honey i love you but im to much of a lil bitch ass nigga to grow up and realize that aint none of these hoes going to have ur back like the women who loved yo through it all, never asks you for anything and never says shit bout hoiw bad u hurt her eventually she gets wise to all th gams you play and it only makes her become what dudes call a bitch but i just csll it being safe and not getting hurt anymore, i've been here since day one and will always be, but my mama always taught all the women i grew up with to nt put up with the cheating bullshit, so to all u dudes fucking over that one chick who's been down and has stayed around no matter what you have done from the good to the bad, you need to hold her down to and let her know she is the only women for you and start treating her like the queen she really is else you gone be left tye fuck behind dumbhead, on that note have a bomb ass saturday night and this goes for those nasty ass females fucking the dude over who loves you more then you'll ever know, groww up people else u going to be alone forever , just a random ass thought for the day peace homiez 17 hours ago - View -
One of them keeps complaining of family
Finally, the other man says, "You think you have family problems?" Listen to my situation..
''A few years ago I met a young widow with agrown-up daughter and we got married.
Later, my dad married my stepdaughter. That
made my stepdaughter my step-mom and my
dad became my stepson-in-law. Also my wife
became mom-in-law to her dad-in-law.
Then my wife's daughter, my step-mom, had a son.This boy was my half-brother 'cause he was
my dad's son, but he was also the son of my
wife's daughter, which made him my wife's
That made me the grandfather of my half-
brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now, the half-sister of my son, my
stepmom, is also the grandmom. My dad is the bro-in-law of my child, who is the stepbrother of
my dad's wife!
AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE FAMILY
Jackie Zap : OMG SPENCER HAS LOST IT...ALL CUZ OF TOBY DAMNIT... NOW TOBYS DEAD AN SPENCER IS IN LOCK UP AT A CRAZY HOUSE WTF!!!!!! 19 hours ago - View -
Drew Wallace : To all my family on FB,I was in a very bad accident wit my guy,co-worker(silky),dis old lady turn in front of us as we was drivin down rt59 headed south,and we ram into da passenger side of her car,with could hav been a head-on collision.I was sleep in da passenger seat when it happen.I was in shock,bcus I never saw it comin.my whole chest is swollen(hurts like hell)and my thumb is broken on my right hand.I won't be able to work for about 6wks,how sad,but thank GOD,dat things coulda been worser.p.s,its hard tryin to do stuff wit my left hand,I need a home-maker,any takers??? 1 day ago - View -
Happy Francis Cyril : I stil blieve in little bit of frndshp even thou d world has gone crazi,so gud 2knw i stil hv a frnd lik u.and i prmse dat ur joy wil b my joy u jst hv 2bliev dat u got a frnd in me dnt wori knw more 1 day ago - View -
Siyanda Mzizi : If I may ask why do women always talk about love here on facebook,last time I checked it was still facebook and not lovebook,can't u people get urselves a damn diary,gees iam sick of hearing about love lives,really now. 1 day ago - View -
Reka White : I am to kilt this has been one of the longest nights in a long while Kitta Scott D long love u guys 1 day ago - View -
Taya Kill'Em Johnson : Sitin here chillin hopin my grama is alrite man i swear ill go crazi if sumthin happen ta her. Hpe ta nite pt me n a betta mood need me sum drinks. Boutta relax till lata on n jus chill n get live u knw hw i do. Man first i get n2 it wid my sis den my grama im nt gon even ask wats nxts.
♥Luvin my grama♥ 1 day ago - View -
Jemone Durante : God has just done something CRAZI AWESOME for PJD... I will show you guys very soon!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY PINCH ME!!!! I must be dreaming #omg. PJD 1 day ago - View -
Fufu Maxwell : THIS IS THE REASON WHY THE HUNGRY SLOTH KEEP HARASSING ME ABOUT THIS NO GOOD ASS NIGGA THAT WILL NEVER BE FAITHFUL TO HER GOOF TROOP ASS. FIRST PIC IS THE SLOTH BEHIND MY AND HER RENTAL CAR THAT SHE PAYS FOR AT NY HOUSE.... THE OTHERS PIC AS YOU CAN SEE WHERE HE LAYS HIS HEAD COMFORTABLE. LOL.....I GUESS THESE THE BALLS THE SLOTH LOOKING FOR WHEN SHE HAS TO SLEEP AT HER MAMA HOUSE BECAUSE HE IS DOING HIM. LOL... ME AND Denise GivemewhatIwant LaToya BannisterBannister Shaunta Griffin has to be stalked and others because she want to more than just a friend. 1 day ago - View -
MK Hawj : oh gosh starting Monday the hubby gonna start work 11:00pm to 7:00am
sound so tired sleepy :ozzzz 1 day ago - View -
Trevor Noah : I'm proud to announce that tonight I'll be performing on the Late Show with David Letterman. Maybe you can watch. 2 days ago - View -
Viva Madrid : Conversation of Cristiano &
Messi: Hey Cris, I scored 91
goals in a year!
Messi: What do you mean by
Cr7: Did you score against
Cr7: Man City?
Cr7: How many goals did you
score in consecutive El Clasicos?
Messi: 4 Hahahaha and you?
Messi: WTF? How??
Cr7: I scored 3 important goals in Euro 2012. In comparison how
many you score in Copa America?
Messi: I give up! I need a hug
from Xavi & Iniesta
Letshela Barbie Lulu : You know you're up for a ride if he calls you before 20h00.
And when you call him after 20h00 its off.
#makhwapheni 2 days ago - View -
100,000 people who believes Akpors is very funny : Bill Gates has
resigned as the
Chairman of Microsoft after
receiving a letter from Akpors
Dear Sir I have some questions to
1) The keyboard alphabets are not
when ... will you launch the
correct version? 2) There is 'Start'
button but no Stop button. 3) I
already learnt Microsoft word,
will you launch Microsoft
Sentence. 4) There is a recycle bin
no re-scooter bin.
Why? 5) And finally a personal
question. Why is your
last name Gates when you sell
Windows? 2 days ago - View -
Bryan Lovelace : Good morning fb fam & friends. Happy Friday. Ok, that new song "fine china" by Chris Brown. Is he the young gen of Michael Jackson? Ole boy has some great songs &great dance moves 2 days ago - View -
Kondwani Kataleya Kabaghe : Ati sata must, go,, he must go, must go vichani? Elo hakainde is th 1 whuz goin 2 wrk wandaz?? Th old man hasnt even klokd 2yers, nd ur insultn hm ordy,, instd of waistn our tym complenin nd murmin, pray 4 ths nation, nd ask Gods devine dyrection upon our presidnt, 2 gv hm wisdm 2 du th ryt thn.... Demnstrations, insults nd complents aint gona tek u nower. PRAY! 2 days ago - View -
Demauriee Brisco : They just pronounced 2 people shot dead on the freeway 880 near the Jackson st exit. The town has gone mad smh 2 days ago - View -
Boledi Lerato Kgabe : Let's PLAY House Music Hahahahahahahahaha eish Ds is a Joke n a Half....Hu is dis nigga??? Househead Dj?
Gv hm a glass of Hennessy kwaaaaaakz#Morning ppl 2 days ago - View -
Kimberly JustDatbad Flacka : Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came, and never left your side...that's why i love my bestiez Donovan Kaotic Shand !! because he was here when no one would be its crazi a stranger to whom is my bestiez friend has stolen my heart completely seen all my flaws , he seen me crying in the inside & he didn't judge me he just gave me a shoulder to cry on ! & he made me laugh even when i didn't feel like smiling anymore he taught me the true meaning of friendship && he loved me for who i am #shout out to you bby boy cause u deserve it !!! 2 days ago - View -
Bruh Dis Pay Pay : Juss got bacc frum the award ceremony. Im so proud 2 b a 4-Her. Even thou i got many awards nothin can replace da memories dat i hve. 1 of da best things dat hve come frum join is meetin u. U r crazi but has always luked out 4 me. N lets just say WAT HAPPENS @DPA, STAYS @ DPA. luv u bruh 2 days ago - View -
Starr Fields : Todai has been a crazi dai i swear but nu nu got what she devrese u dnt go back n tell niggas bussines. U got ur self. Set up. They aint come to for ne they cam from yt? r asssss
Lmaoooooolllloooloooo. D mg t care what yall do just keep me n my wifez nane out of it 2 days ago - View -
Nick Baker : Baby you a witch, you make wanna roll my windows up, and take off 2 days ago - View -
SuperSport Football : Drogba suffers new Ivory Coast snub Veteran striker Didier Drogba was again left out of the Ivory Coast squad when coach Sabri Lamouchi unveiled his 26 players for next month's World Cup qualifiers against Gambia and Tanzania.
Despite Drogba's 96 caps and 60 international goals, Lamouchi has resisted the urge to recall the Galatasaray veteran.
Goalkeepers: Boubacar Barry (Lokeren/BEL), Ali Badra Sangare (Ivoire Academie), Sylvain Gbohouo (Sewe San Pedro)
Defenders: Souleymane Bamba (Trazbonspor/TUR), Arthur Boka (Stuttgart/GER), Benjamin Brou Angoua (Valenciennes/FRA), Jean-Daniel Akpa Akpro (Toulouse/FRA), Serge Aurier (Toulouse/FRA), Jean-Jacques Gosso (Mersin Idman Yurdu/TUR), Ousmane Viera Diarrassouba (Pandurii/ROM), Brice Dja Djadja (Evian-Thonon-Gaillard/FRA)
Midfielders: Didier Zokora (Trabzonspor/TUR), Yaya Toure (Manchester City (ENG), Didier Ya Konan (Hanover 96/GER), Abdul Razak (Manchester City/ENG), Cheick Ismael Tioté (Newcastle United/ENG), Giovanni Sio (Sochaux/FRA), Geoffroy Serey Die (Basle/SUI), Romaric N'Dri Koffi (Real Zaragoza/ESP)
Star Lawrence Mogorosakgomo : al neva lv again,eish gals i nva thot sh wl du dz 2me..
hehe o kare ka mmona a palama transi,i flt so stupd,so small 2 days ago - View -
Kalina Rodriguez : I'm feeling real uncomfortable, this young man has been bringing me candy, drawing me pictures, writing me strange notes, The ladies at my office thinks its all cute but NOT ME!! Ive been ignoring his calls for days but he continues to call, they told me he came by looking for me this morning and got upset when I wasn't here.......Im running to Mexico for the weekend.......... 2 days ago - View -
Patty Drayton : My daughter is struggling to make a decision on which sport to pursue. I dont want to be the parent who is pressuring her so I still wait on her...Shes gonna be a beast regardless....get your autographs now yall LoL
Track and Field?
Soccer? 2 days ago - View -
Davonte PoinDexter Narcisse : I know some of us when we are going thru trials n tribulations and going thru problems that is making us going crazi! We loose lack of faith! N start doubting and it slows us down!! But it's not how many times u fall its about how you get up! We can't move if we keep worrying about the same ole situation daily! Some ppl think that it is impossible for certain situations to be free from ur life! It's not impossible! U just gotta give it all to God n not carry it Urself! N not think about it n move on! There is always a way out of escape! But we are to blind to c! Don't let the situation beat u down to a pulp! We cannot be defeated! We are more than conquerors! Have faith n encourage Urself! Faith develops perseverance (motivation!) speak death to everything negative thing in ur life and speak life to every positive thing! Life is death is in the power of the tongue!! God bless you all! U be encourage! U can make it! U can be free! Let go n let God! Keep moving don't stop! Keep enduring until the end! U can't let go n stop! 3 days ago - View -
INI EDO : Haha is this love,
oh thats why they said LOVE is WICKED
Boy: Please smile...
Girl: Leave me alone.
Boy: (Crying) When will you smile?
Girl: When you will die...
Just leave me alone.
(The boy went home...) Next morning she got his dead body with a letter in
which it was
written You Know My Style,
I Can Do Anything To Make You Smile... —
Ive had this experience for the 3rd time now and all have only happend within the last 3-4months. The latest only happning lastnight. I had been sleeping but watchng over my body i woke to see a dark shadow hovering over me, i felt a heavy weight on top of me i couldnt move or speak.. I have bn told to be strong and say a karakia in my head and tell whatever it is to leave ! So i did my arm became loose and was able to wake my partner up to help.. What does this mean ?? Why me ?? Why does it happen all the time ?? Any whakaaro (thoughts) would be much appretiated 3 days ago - View -
Alejandro Jesus Pagan : Decided to go ahead with a re-tally with how migraines it has been in a row... Today makes it 52 pain staking days in a row with migraines... Soon it will be 2 full months with migraines. I remember when it was bad for my migraines to last almost a month long... Now they can last longer and it's been almost 2 months with a string of them every day already?? This is madness, I don't know what I am going to do anymore. I already feel like a drug addict with how many pills I take on a regular basis. This is seriously ridiculous... 3 days ago - View -
Pearl Dill : Rain is really hard and heavy now...so thankful we are as far north as we are tonight...in JUST the right spot...so far so good. God bless the folks south and west of the DFW metroplex. 3 days ago - View -