Young Zay : Anotha nigga girl with me and she finna get passed around !!!!!!!!!!!! 7 seconds ago - View -
Justin Langelier : Fun day @ Davis Farmlands lots done self face paint (Heart) feeding lots of animals and petting she milked a goat a pony ride jump and play the music maze darn rain cut us short but had a blast with u mom & miss Anaboo lov u baby girl!!! 8 seconds ago - View -
Evan Monson : Top 10 cutiest girl! Not in order !
Sarah Suzanne Elliott
Zoey Zoeey Mariee
Victoria Dawn Wallace-parham
Destiny Leanne Mccastile
Tayler Marie 8 seconds ago - View -
Michael Santiago : GO GIRL ... Taylor Swift ... Damn i need BRITNEY bitch .... Madonna is the QUEEN ... and Miss J LO girl u killed it so happy to be a Puerto Rican ... 8 seconds ago - View -
D'Myko Davis : if yo number 2 girl got number 1 qualities; n yo number 1 got number 6 tendecies.DEN SHIT AINT IN ORDER
#TimToReArrange 8 seconds ago - View -
Girl Uske Dil Ki Dhadkan Ko Sun Sake.its true
~S A N D E E P~ 9 seconds ago - View -
Guillermo Chavez : I want a girl I can take to meet my mom. Is that to much to ask for? 11 seconds ago - View -
22 Nights : Boy to girl-Can u say how many apple u can eat in empty stomach?
Boy-No u can eat only one after that ur stomach isn't empty anymore.
Now girl plays the same joke in her hostel
Girl1- How many apple can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl1- chal kamini 3 bolti to mast sea joke banta.....
;( 12 seconds ago - View -
Francidawn Phillips : I wish I had a awesome girl~friend.. one that was nice and honest.. but bitchy at the same time like me! And who would never ever try to get fresh on my hubby behind my back:) somebody I could get naked in front of.. that wouldn't try to offer to throw me in on they're three~sum.. and would play a pretty tom boy role, but never get lezbian on me..(even drunk)! That b'z would rock! Ide be down to spit on somebody for her:) oh yeah.. and she would put gas in my car!!!! Hahaha i 'll just keep dreamin her up>;)) 13 seconds ago - View -
I'Am TooDopee : C8 ; I Just LOVE to Give Girl Compliments And Shit & Mean It Too , Make Em Feel Good Or Special Since OTher Mfs Not Doing The Job 13 seconds ago - View -
Megann Smith : So me and marvins convo on kik
Me: I thought you kik pic was a girl in a bikini top
Marvin Bellamy:haha so funny
Me: yeahh I'm eating a oreo mcflurry and come cookies
"Marvin is typing"
Me: haha I said come cookies ahaha
Marvin: bring me some to school tomorrow and I'm not playing
Me: ahah so u want some come cookies :) 13 seconds ago - View -
ReShawna Robinson : Lol TK aint nobody worried about you. im thee hoe but who daa 1 whoo f**ked moree guys than theyy age.??? & Who's da 1 everyone sayyy has a stank a** fish smelling p**sy.?? aaahhhaa thats you.! Youu mad because you got played.? im not worried about you & nobody else is. & Actually everyone crack thee jokes on you saying youu sound likee a man. Oh wait youu do.! & saying your a d*mn gorilla & that you think you thick & bad. Girl thats just fat.!!! Girl boom.! You aint nthnnn.! Everyonee been donee w/youu.! im not as childish as you but since you wanna bee childish iAm too.! Hoe dnt text myy momma withh your BS nomoreee.!! Or dnt say iish 2 myy bf about iish eithaa. HE DONT WANT YOU.!! NEVER HAS & NEVER WILL.!!! Why dnt you understand that.??
im donee bruhhh.! 13 seconds ago - View -
Zagzagz Efyu : I now do not want to start
again with a girl know you're
the poor rich and the rich
snobs who its about you that
you deserve it so she calls 14 seconds ago - View -
Sushil Joshi : A Girl’s “I will be Ready
in 5 mints”
A Boy’s “I will be back in
Are both equal…;) 14 seconds ago - View -
Home visiting midwife : Kayleen: Hi there ￼ my baby girl is 4months tomorrow and I have been told to start her on fruit purity in the mornings. What would u recommend? Thanks 14 seconds ago - View -
Oka girl matlade parrot ni
Konadaaniki shop ki vellindi......
Shop loki vellagane oka parrot ni
Ila adgindi: "Nen ela
Parrot: "Nuv pedda "ITEM" la unnav"
Parrot ala anagane girl ki kopam
vachi shop owner ni adgindi: "Endi e parrot ila undi.....
Entha daridram ga
Shop owner parrot ni water lo munchi adigadu: "Cheppu malli ila matladanu
Parrot: "No malli ila matladanu nannu
water lo nundi thiyandi".....
Shop owner to girl: "Ippudu meru
malli okasari matladi chudandi"......
Girl to parrot: "Okavela natho patu
oka manishi vasthe nuv em ankuntav"??
Parrot: "Athanu me hubby ankunta".....
Girl: "Good okavela 2 members vasthe".....??
Parrot: "Me hubby n me maridi ankunta"...
Girl: "Okavela 3 members vasthe".....??
Parrot: "Me hubby, me maridi n valla
Girl: "Very good...... Okavela 4 members vasthe"......??
Parrot to shop owner: "Naku
konchem water ivvandi"......
Nen munde cheppa kada idi
pedda "ITEM ani".......
#Amen 2 Dat Cuz Ain't Nobody Got Time 4 Dat! 16 seconds ago - View -
Alexandra Loraine Burton : That moment when your super freaked out and you've locked yourself in your car and everything around you is silent and BAM! A cat jumps on your car and you scream like a little girl. Damn it Boo Boo! Then he proceeds to clean himself while I try and get over my near Heart Attack. 16 seconds ago - View -
Tera Hiipakka : Graduation party over yesterday, n tonite Natosha walked the stage to receive her diploma. Wow next comes college. When did she grow up on me? At least I can say she has a good head on her shoulders n will continue to make me a VERY proud mom!! I love u very much my beautiful girl!! 17 seconds ago - View -
Dimetric Gonzales : Times r hard n life is hard ass he'll but sometimes u have to bit the bullet n move on. Ppl that we love some times find it hard to forgive n forget so if u r havin this same problem remember u brought brought it on urself.
Jus try harder but not too hard to where u drive that person away as I have, but enuff to make them want to forgive u n give it a try. N if u ain't goin thru what I am then the best advice I can give is don't jeopardize what u got at home cuz then youll find itself w/o a home........ Real Talk For Real Niggas Who Love They Girl GirlBut R Out There Doin Wrong Thinkin Wit The Wrong Head..... 18 seconds ago - View -