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Boys vs Girls : ''ENGINEERS''
1 ENGINEER,
1 MBA Student Or
1 MCA Kashti Me Ja Rahe The.
1 JIN Aaya Or Bola
"Samndar Me Koi Chiz Phenko Agr Mene Dhund Li To Me
... Tumhe Mar Dunga
Or Na Dhund Paya To Me Tumhara Gulam"
MBA Ne Needle Phenki
JIN Ne Dhund Li Or Use Mar Dia.
MCA Student Ne Memory Card Phenka.
JIN Ne Dhund Lia Or Use Bhi Mar Dia.
ENGG. student Ne Disprine ki goli Phenki.
Wo Pani Me ghul gyi.

Studnt bola:
Chal Beta ghar Chal.Bahut assignment Pade Hain :

Moral: Don't Play Wid Engineers. ;) :P :D
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Mokotedi s Jokes : Go raya gore Mokotedi o firilwe mo Butchereng(Butcher) ya maburu,mare o ba akeditse a re o itse sekgoa.

Nako nngwe fa ntse a theogetse ga tsena monna wa lekgoa a batla nama,mare keng,nama e ne e setse e fedile go setse loleme lwa kgomo.

White man:Hello sir

Mokotedi:eay manirr

White man:can i have some meat please.

Mokotedi:but..............(gabo go ntshohala)

White man(angry):but what?

Mokotedi:but meat is finished,we only have language(loleme)

0_o

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McPhrey Joe Nnamdi : The European Commission announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the
other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
plan that would become known a
s "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s..." will replace the soft "c"..
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jumpwith
joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of"k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan
have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be
replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf
20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where
more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate
speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in
the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve
vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united
urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like
zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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Punjab Group Of Colleges : Imran khan Kbi protest krwata hai kbi rukwata hai....Ajeeb dramay bazi hai..:/

SaaDi
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Nagaland Confession Zone : Confession #440

I'm in love with a guy who loves me alot. He stood by my side when my 1st love cheated on me. Now we are even planning to get married. He told has families and friends about me.

The problem here is, there is another guy who loves me too. He keep on telling me bout how much he loves me and how much he want me to be his wife. One day while talking on the phone he started crying and out of pity and to make him happy i said i love him.
The worst part is he started talking bout me to his sister n friends. I'm stuck here.
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Bridget MmagoAngel Raps : transl8t a sentenc frm ur mada-languag 2 English in a direct 4m..hre s myn:Hlogo yaka gae shome->my head s unemplyd. Lets hre urs frnds....
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Paul Ellis : English to Become Official Language of Europe Instead of German.

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c"... Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c” will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z” and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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Jesse Ekanem Jay : READ AND UNDERSTAND GERMAN IN 5 MINS.
The European Commission announced an agreement
whereby English will be the official language of the
European Union rather than German, which was the
other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government
conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in
plan that would become known a
s "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s..." will replace the soft "c"..
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jumpwith
joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of"k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan
have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be
replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf
20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where
more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double
letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate
speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in
the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as
replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve
vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find
it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united
urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like
zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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Khadhijah Yetunde Abidogun : READ AND UNDERSTAND GERMAN IN 5 MINS.

The European Commission announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known a
s "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s..." will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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ღ One Love ღ : I want to evryone to tell me the name of his countrie.....me ''tunisia''
/ @afif /
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Nqobile KamaMkoena Mzelemu : So uhm...im goin 2dis internet cafe ng,cela uku type lith china is it 4 1people or2 n im lyk 2myclf dude i am 1person
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Joe Trimble : The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c"... Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c” will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z” and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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Radhika Talwar : Preeto:dr.mera beta bike se gir gya.....Dr.:i m not good in english tell me in english....preeto:my londa gironda from hero honda broken haddi karde patti!?
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Edward P. Shagott : Rec'd via email:

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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Thomas Greenlee : remember has to be in English languag
I have grandkids on this page.
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Comedy addicts : Japanese couple having an
argument..
Husband: "Sukitaki!"
Wife replies: "Kowanini!"
Husband: "Toka a anji rodi roumi
yakoo!"
Wife (on her knees
begging):"Mimi
nakoundinda tinkouji!"
Husband (replies angrily): "Kina
tim
kouji!"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
look at you, sitting there reading
this as if you understand
Japanese...
©azeez
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Valdmar Fox : the times we needed to be other people to please who l0ved( ax vezx precisamx ser otrax pyxx0ax pr agradar qm amamx....)
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Alhassan Suhuyini : Two things for months I have labored unsuccessfully to rationalize:
1. Why Gangnam Style and Azonto Ghost are musical hits and
2. Why any political watcher will GENUINELY believe that Nana Addo was robbed of victory after MAJORITY of Ghanaian voters chose him at the polls.#going to court is a fair gamble#
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Garry Weddle : listen up yall..

Authorities in Europe made an announcement - It was agreed that English be adopted as the preferred language for European communications, as opposed to German, which was the other choice.

There were fierce negotiations, in which The Queen's Govt admitted that English spelling needed improvement, and accepted a three-year phased plan called EurEnglish (Eurin for short). The details follow:

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c" ' Sertainly, sivil servants will be happy to reseive this news. Also, the hard "C" will be replased with "k", klearing up konfusion, and typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph " will be replased by "f" This will make words like 'fotograf' a lot shorter.

Very soon, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible, Governments will encourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in th languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

After that by the end of the second year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th " by "z", and "w" wiz "v".

During ze third year, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords Containing "ou". and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl Zer vil be no mor trubls or diftkultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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Aryan Mahajan : (',')

_/***gud evng.
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Sarcasmistan : If a person is born deaf, then what language do they think in?
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Zubair Hussain Shah : Timeline Photos its a slap on english languag touts....

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Elias Suku Teidei : if u aproach them with pigeon english, they ill say dat u are a taut, if u chose to be fluent, they ill say u are a player, what should u speak then? ur languag?
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Guwahati City Luv-Suv Confessions : #1197

Admin Da plz post kribo plz plz plz..
22 May. 10.30 pm. at KFC. ejni sowali dekha paisilo.. mr frontr tbl khnt bohisil tai.. hei moment tot a moi buji palo what is love.. i fall in love with her... tai o mk sai aasil but tai famylir lgt aahisil so moi o matibo nowarilo and tai o matibo nowarile.. soku a soku a kintu bohu kothai patilo.. kintu kisu homoi pist tai gusi gl.. jabr prt sokure by by koi gl.. kintu moi matibo nowarilo.. he god plzz aamak aakou ebar lg korai diya plz.. just eta chance diya mk plz..
hey my dear.. tmi jdi eito powa plz riply kriba.. moi roi thakim...

Admin Modahi : hahhaa...raij apunaluke dhuok aru iyak...:P
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Frank Onovughe : Attention to all users, u mustn't post something. Comments are allowed but should be reasonable. Abeg no b force to post somthing. Imaging; "God seen me through"
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Cute Babies,Pets & Dolls : Hello everyone :)
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Md Saju Ahmed : I wahing move now
"HARRY POTTER"
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Nicles Nirosh Kumar : Feelng sad :-(
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Shaitano ki duniya : CHAT TIME 05:00 PM

aajao shaitano or unki pyari pyari khofnak billiyo
abi kuch aapas main shararti bate ho jaye pyar se _____♥♥

LETS START CHIT CHAT ♥♥

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Abhishek Kumar : Hello frndz..i hve one qtion frm al indian frndz that hindi is our national language but there r my lots of fb frnd who nt knws hindi..its rpresent india, and we hve 2 feel shame on us if we r unable 2 talk hindi..., whts ur opinion...???
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Pinikpikan King : at dahil ambisyuso ako, am trying to write a book bwehehehe...is there a way i can retrieve entries from my friendster blogs?
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Vern Flanary : Absolutely Brilliant

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining " ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to loza pepl.
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Michael Dimou : The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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Noam Gordon : Quoted from news website:

The European Union Commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will reseive this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be Expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
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Haan main crazy hoon :p : chat post

aa jao yr thoda chating setting krte hah!

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Soniye Hiriye : Kaha ho frnd s ajao chit chat time....@
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Lasa Ku : Mandeep Kaur and Raghu Mehra......where r u?
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Luka Maloča : EURO ENGLISH

Absolutely Brilliant

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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George Angelopoulos : EURO ENGLISH

Absolutely Brilliant

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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Vũ Linh Bản : Absolutely Brilliant

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away..

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vordskontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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Robert Romanca : The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and af ter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
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Ntanda Musa : Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Languag
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Yuthok Nyingthik གཡུ་ཐོག་སྙིང་ཐིག : Bhaisajyaguru / Medicine Buddha Medicine Buddha pure land

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Yaar ye batao ki S.E me F.B se bhi kuch aayega kya...???
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