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Meet Rao : Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??

Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...
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Manav Bisht : 1) Wife: Pichle saal mere Birthday pe to Lohe ka palang diya tha, is baar kya de rahe ho?
Husband: Is baar soch raha hu usme Current de du.!!

2) Doctor- Apke 3 dant kaise tut gae?
Santa- Ji wo wife ne kadak roti banai thi..
Doctor- To khane se mana kar dete
Santa- Ji wohi to kiya tha :| .

3) Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!

4) A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband..
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !!

5) A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 Years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.

6) Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate
raho...
taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED" ho.

7) Wife - agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....KHUSH RAHO

8) Why love marriage is better dan Arranged????
B'coz a "KNOWN DEVIL" is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

9) Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe
lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk

10) Santa, the film producer, planned a remake of the classic English film, "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" in Hindi.
.Santa named it.....
"Main, Meri Biwi aur Uski Maa"

11) Kabhi apni shaadi ka video ulta chala ke dekhiye.;):)
Bahut maza aayeGa.\=D/
Aapki biwi aapki unGli se rinG utaareGi,:$
Car se utreGi aur apne Papa ke Ghar laut jaayeGi.... =-? =)) =))
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Nikita Rawat : na jane kyu hum kuch bato ko ... kuch logo ko ... kuch kisso ko ..... bhul k bhi nhi bhul skte
bt hannnn agr life mai kbhi bhi hm dorahe p khde ho or lage ki kuch bhi hmjare according nhi ho rha hai to tb sab god p apni destiny p chod dena cahiye ..... bcz jo hota hai ache k liye hota hai nd god always help us
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Prettiest bitch : BOYS or GIRLS k bat krne me kya fark hota hai?
Girl-yaha kya kr rahe ho
Boy-yaha kya maa chuda raha h
Girl-maine aap ko kya kaha
Boy-maine konsi teri GAAND marli
Girl-aap itni tez kyo chal rahe ho
Boy-teri GAAND me aag lagi hkya
Girl-woh teacher ki respect karta h
Boy-ye to teachrs ki GAAND me ghusa rahta h
Girl-Us ladki ka character acha nahi
Boy-ye to RAAND h
Girl-tum to bahut murakh ho
Boy-tu to LODU h
Girl-darr lag rha h
Boy-Gaand fat rhi h
Girl-maje mat lo pls
Boy-ungli mat kr bhosdi ke
Girl-aaj to ghar walo se dant padi
Boy-aaj to lode lag gaye bhenchod.:-)!-$@£¤
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John Ngwana : morning guys ihave good news jesus lvs u dont uno dant ua the lyt in dis world plis tshika hlamba
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sofisticated chawals : Three things cannot be long hidden: the Sun, the Moon, and the Truth...!!!
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Evellin Pam Cullen : Timeline Photos Dant River
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Evellin Pam Cullen : Timeline Photos Comparte con esa persona que te encanta!!!! Dant River
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Ferdy Belenk : Fuck U....!!!
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funpakistani.com : Kyun itni tasdeeq karte ho....
Kaha tou hai
Tumhary hein......

Foxx
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Aryan Singh : said you never

wanted to see

me hurt.

Did you close your

eyes then

when I cried?
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Mrng frnds....
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hve a beautiful day....
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Lena Le : i'm not gonna act like i dant give a shit about anything because i do, but im just really tired of caring so much.
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Yãshwânt Suthär : Summer’s ULTIMATE
Mummy dailouge
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KAMBAKHTO THANDA
PANI PITE HO TO
BOTTLE BHI BHAR KE RAKH
DIYA KARO. =))

nJoY sUnDaYy..
yAsHh...:-)
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Satti Bhullar : Ni Tenu 36 Hor BatHeRe ,,

paR SaDa AttituDe AwaLa A ,,

Ni Mai Punjabi Han kOi 2ki_3ki Nhi ,,
“ Bhullar ” 36 LakH BrabEr ikaLa A___!!
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I'm SiNGLE Not COMMiTTED Just Reserve For Someone Who Really Deserve Me : Boys Are Someone Who:
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-Takes a Walk in the house with a Toothbrush..

-Reads the Text on the Shampoo bottle in the
Shower..

-Laugh at Their Jokes when They haven't even
Shared it with Others yet..

-They can Read something 10 Times without
understanding It..

-They Push the door when it clearly says"PULL"..

-They ask"What?"when They clearly Understand
everything..

-Hate it when the Wind messes Their Hair up.. =|

-Look in the fridge 10 times without eating
anything..!!

-Have to Call Their Own Phones to find it..

-Check the Time on Their Phones when They are
wearing a Wrist Watch..

-Turning Their Pillow around so They Sleep on the
cold Side..

-When they stay up Late, they Count how many
hours of Sleep they
wll get..

-Smiling While Reading This!!!
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Lumbani Kygone Chilongo : Mornin
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Navya Reddy Neelapu : Dosth
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Rajveer Sarswan : Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?

Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
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Prince n princess : Hello GOOD MORNING to all
Sweet friends :)
Kesy ho sub k sub ?
Mujhy bhi kisi ne yaad kiya ya nae ?

(Pagli Diwani Kuri)
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Mhuuz Thebluuez : Mhet chiank dant....
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Prince Dipjyoti Sarmah : Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain...
Samajh Gaye toh thoko Like***
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DAV Daltonganj Confessions : On every Confessions posted, Members are replying that they miss the school and all such things. Specially girls are writing so.
Here is a question for all those "School lovers".
What do you miss when you miss your school life??
I am sure no one will be missing study.
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Amha Jutek : Lperrr. . . .
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Naila Rana : Mge temarature he dosto.....
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Cao Van : Timeline Photos Dáng đứng gì đây? Ca nha xem dant dung gi day
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Marie St-jean : Nicole Leblanc _ Cher Papa.wmv A tous les papa qui ne se plus la, tu est dant mon ♥ papa.
Je'taime papa ♥
Watch the video: video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cbVRnv2HGg&sns=fb
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Luiz Cezar Sampaio : Timeline Photos Piadas Do Ted. Cintia Beltrão Dantés Sampaio
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Upender Verma : Mrng frndz..
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Jase Robertson : Had a great time at Bubbasbash in Orlando. It was a great charity cause put on by Bubba Watson and his wife. Yes, we played a few holes of golf before the event and Bubba strapped us using only a 6 iron for all shots. Si and I was in Danville IL tonight and had a blast. Si was cracking me up. We are doing it again tomorrow. Thanks for coming out. Lastly, season 4 of Duck Dynasty is underway and offers a reminder not to believe everything you read except the Bible and this specific post. Thanks again for all the support.
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Oyeee na kAr yaARRR. : The awkward moment when u see a beautifull girl in a
wedding and she suddenly shouts...

SAIMAA... AMI NU PUCH K BOTI WADII PANI AE K CHOTI ...
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Sitara Mullings : I need some kool,funny ppl to inbox mi rite nw
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Johny Ortiz : Today Aint Ma Day Rns I Rather Stay Home And Relax Dant Hurt Some One Wack Ass Hartford
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Erika Anita Serrano : Its that time of night to get..........................
.............Wasteeeeeeeed!!!!! We goin be crawling out the basement! ;)
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Deep Abhra : Good morning friends......swt day just 4 u...enjoy urselvs....all of u.
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MiXi Asser : dant f 3nya kol l liaa .. fr7et zmany w l donia diaa
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Deep Lotey : !!!!!!...-=======

kitne pyar se maine brush bheja hai aaj to dant saaf kar Lena please....!
"GOOD MORNING" Have a Nice Da
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Andi Fkj Tayang : Walcome bira beacth with rombgn BONE
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Mak Agrawal : Jag Soona Soona Lage [Full Song] - Om Shanti Om Song - Jag Soona Soona Lage Film - Om Shanti Om Singer - Rahat Fateh Ali Khan, Richa Sharma Lyricist - Kumaar Music Director - Vishal Dadlani, Shekhar Ravjia...
Watch the video: video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VP-tau_XfU&sns=fb
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Nagji Bharvad : Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai.
Next day zuban cut gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka
hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai...
bahut marta hai.
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le.
Bahut marte hai.
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua ??
.
Baap :- Nahi kyo
Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...??
Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi
hain..
jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-
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Aomika Z-Delhang Barua : If i was ever against the line "A guy's sleepy voice is the sexiest shit ever" well, i found the exception :D
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DAV Daltonganj Confessions : #179

"YAADEIN"
Yaadein bhi ajib chiz hai doston.. KAbhi hasati hai kabhi bahat hi jyada rulati hai. Yaadein wo bala hai ja kabhi hamara sath nai chodti hai :P
Aisi hi yaadein joodin hai is school se, kabhi hasae to kabhi rolaye..
Wo sare dost , kuch aise bhi jinse nafrat , aur haan wo ek ladki jo dekhti hi sarma jati thi but kabhi bhi apne pyaar ka izhar nai kiya. :(
Kabhi roya maan ki black sadi , kabhi hamari seniors chote skirts me. :P
Kabhi teacher ki dant to kabhi hindi teacher ka chidana uske naam se.. :D
Kabhi bus ke khalasi to kabhi hamere security guards ko tang karna. :)
kabhi bus ke break marne par ladkiyon par girna to kabhi unhi ko help karna. :)
Aur sabse khas chiz wo "PARI" dostoon , kya bataun uske bare me, uske dekhten hi aisa lagta tha ki duniya bhar ki khushi mil gae hoo.. :)
But aaj bhi uske liye dil rota hai , Mujhe pata hai you are not connected with this page, but haan sayad tm kabhi ye padh pao. :(
Last thing really really miss those days and specially the GIRl dostoon kash wo mere sath hoti , duniya ki sari khushiyan uske naam kar doon , apni sari life uske naam kar deta.
10(A) , 2007 batch..
Pehchan hi liya hoga tm logon ne.. ;)
But please naam mat lena mera... Plz.............
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*.*::::.Don't Hurt Me, M Already Dead.::::*.* : Prove that 2/10=2
Japanese student: Wrong
question.
Pakistani student: No Way.
American student: It's strange,
how is it possible?
Indian CA student solved
it:
Two / Ten = wo/en
(T with T cancel)
... w = 23rd letter
o = 15th letter
e = 5th letter
n = 14th letter
So,
23+15 / 5+14
= 38 / 19
= 2
Maths ka itihaas hila daala =xD
Hahaha thoko LIKE

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Dance New Amsterdam : http://www.flickr.com/photos/dnadance/8736072174/ We’re so excited to have Danté Brown at DNA on a more permanent basis! He’ll be teaching the Monday Adv Beg Modern class at 6:30pm moving forward.
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Muntary Bandago Mohammed : r2bees, yall dant know
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Febriianhy Po'u : Sabar Menantiii ὺ.ύ !!
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Proud To Be A Navodayan : Sunday Funday....
No mng pt's, no assembly, no boudation on sleep, no skul dresses....
Nly relax....
Bs mera wala aur meri wali pe concern krna....
Kya dress pehni hh, koi guardian aya hh kya, brkfst kia ya ni n so on....:)
Ktna b upset mind ho bt aalo puri k sath koi compromise nahi....:p
Esa hota hh Navodians ka sunday bole to funday.....:)
#Swty
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Emil Lamar : Extasy Wien Prater Yes please Connor Dant TJ Hammack Michael Bradfield Briana Michaels Abby White Bobbi Mayer Stuart Kemp Zack Killings Ist das eigentlich eine neuere Urban Legend (wie früher dass beim Tobogann ein Kind wegen einem herausstehenden Nagel gestorben ist - deshalb hat mich meine Oma da nie drauf gelassen) oder ist da wirklich vor einigen Jahren wer gestorben? Angeblich weil er sein Handy verloren hat und das dann noch…
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Lol ;-) : When I go to bed, half the time I'm not really sleeping. I'm usually lying there making up scenerios in my head.
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Nilya Hae Min Elf : bosan,,,!!!!
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