Jade King : Come to the conclusion am going to become a crazy cat woman.. Forever alone :( haha! 19 seconds ago - View -
Rocky Badabing : An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common." 5 minutes ago - View -
Rocky Badabinga : An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common." 6 minutes ago - View -
Faresa Lome : if you were to be a superhero what would you be? 11 minutes ago - View -
Lee Tydeman : This bird is cool, feeding the cat and dog That cat & dog
Are saying cha-cha my ass- how bout chomp chomp!! This bird is cool, feeding the cat and dog Watch the video: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=474469389295543 15 minutes ago - View -
But i swear with this GREEN on my night stand 28.3 G's, I'll blaze it out like a Q-P
Punch yo Eye Sockets and Steal yo Pizza Pockets
'Cause you gettin' prejudice. You hear what you said uh us? Ah, FUCK! :D
Are you on rock? Why you discriminate those woman, like your suckin' da cock?
AHA! We all know that you smoke rock.
Lil Insane, Money Rains, Bullshit talks
I'll make your pussy cat tap out,
and cat whap smack and fack your cat nip,
And you'll get stoned, green out, blame the game for your lousy name
you can be sad, get mad, slit, slit, slut slut, i wix my mords like i fix your words.
An apology, it's almost like you owe it to me.
Who's side are you on, false idols are wrong, follow the light, why live in spite.
Love the Haters, and learn to appreciate her's.
I know who you work for YUCKY. An Italian MONKEY.
Guccio Gucci, oh, go get lucky you talentless JUNKY.
COMPARE US I DARE YA's
"Look at you, now look at us."
Cause all my Hippy's look stoned ass buck
Ya' All my hippy's live zoned ass fuck
Cause all my Hippy's look stoned ass buck
Ya' all my hippy's live stoned,
PINCH ROLL AND TUCK 33 minutes ago - View -
Kitty Wolf : Autistic Youth Caught in FBI Operation Kitty Wolf
What's on your mind?
about an hour ago
Time to get some shut-eye. Goodnight all. — with Michael Conoley and 49 others.
Photo: Time to get some shut-eye. Goodnight all. 36 minutes ago - View -
Insane facts : What on earth is wrong with cartoons?
-mickey is a married mouse who doesn't yet have any child
-mickey and mini have a dog for a pet
-mickey and mini have a farm with cattle which they milk and look after.
These are mice for crying out loud!
Tom and jerry play with dynamite and mouse traps but never die. As a matter of fact only tom gets hospitalised for less than 30 minutes.
#MOYA 45 minutes ago - View -
Paul Blake : just might off your cat keep him locked up Im crazy like that plus i have extra pillow cases and spare rivers to visit ha wtf 49 minutes ago - View -
Mandy Merkel : I mis my pets I have had for 10 years. She kept all of them at the house except my favorite one, Baby Kitty. She got lost I don't know what happened to her. :( everyone else got to stay safe at the house. Krista did that knowing I didn't have a safe place for my favorite cat and now she is gone. Send good thoughts my way everybody. This drama with her is far from over! She won't give me my belongings. She even kept the jacket my dad was wearing in the drunk driving accident. What kind of a person does that to someone who just came in and started raising hers and someone else's children when I was just 18. Oh a terrible woman she is. Wish me luck guys! I need it 58 minutes ago - View -
I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.
She said: Cheque books
The easiest way to make your old car run better,
is to check the prices of a new car.
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.
Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on
the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Q: What's the diff between mother& wife?
A: One woman brings you
into the world crying& the other ensures you continue to do so
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Sarah Bartlett : Is there a little implement I can buy to get the bobbles off my jumpers? Or will Velcro rollers work just as well? 1 hour ago - View -
Lucy Muntzer Reilly : I'd like to offer an apology to the woman that works at Pets at Home. When you said "I don't do that for my cats", I heard "I don't even like cats". For this reason I admit it was a mistake shouting "how can you work at Pets at Home and not like cats?!!"
I also concede that it was unnecessary to point at you and shout "you're a fraud!!!". 1 hour ago - View -
Eric Andrew Smith : Hello Friends! So Monday the 27th I will be celebrating my 27th Birthday. 27 has always been a special number to me and I have been blessed with an amazing amount of kindness from others over the past 27 years, so I’ve decided to spend my 27th birthday doing 27 random acts that will have a positive impact on person, a cause or our society/environment in general.
I’ve been asking around and thinking of some ideas and I’ve got a good list going, but I still need to finish it up by Monday!
So, if you have any ideas or suggestions, send them over! Thanks!
Suggestions/ideas I’ve received so far,
Deliver cupcakes to the local elementary school for the teachers
Bring stuffed animals to the hospital pediatric floor
Call/visit your grandparents
Mail a friend/family member a care package
Donate any clothes and other items to Goodwill
Let Someone go in Line in Front of You in line or driving
Buy the person behind you at Starbucks their coffee the Tab for the Person Behind You.
Return a few Shopping Carts scattered in a parking lot
Write a Letter to Someone Who Made a Difference in Your Life
Do an early morning beach clean-up while the sun rises.
Bring a case of canned cat food to the lady at Walgreen’s who always asks us to donate a can of cat food when we check out.
Thank Your Parents
Leave a note of gratitude a for the mail man.
Share some Inspirational Quotes
Pick Flowers for Someone Special
Measure your Carbon Footprint
Volunteer at a Community Garden for an hour
Start a Piggy Bank for a Cause (suggestions??)
Leave a Generous Tip for your server
Become an Organ Donor
Eat locally grown or produced food 1 hour ago - View -
Luizo Mangong : Dog & Bone, Girls & Money,
Police & Bribe, Pastors &
Seed, Native Doctor & Fowl,
Monkey & Banana,, Jim Iyke & fight, 2face & pikin.Paul Biya and power,
Bamenda and Saddle Hill Ranch...Add yours n continue... Okawa Shaznay Angel Brown Nguzzi Man Dynamik Edyth Yuor Buma Fogam Nesty Foncham Tang Smiles Fon Syl Via Asah Kingsly Sunde Nche 1 hour ago - View -
Saiful Khuzaifa : Cockroach is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog
Dog is afraid of Man,
man is afraid of Woman,
... Woman is afraid of
Cockroach!! 1 hour ago - View -
Play Station 3 : Deathstroke to be a playable character in Batman: Arkham Origins Deathstroke to be a playable character in Batman: Arkham Origins 1 hour ago - View -
Dianniz Jasa : Damn..Oscar o whoeva u call yoslf.. illiteracy is a disease & u bera tek ur bitanez & ideas elswea coz a man who abuses a woman coz she aint intrestd in him is a mongrel...thats shwn direct frm yo menters,u sim 2b outdated bitch bt ur not 100times a roten cat is than u..i hve no tym to thrw words wit u bastard...grow up n nxt tym think twice b4 picking on me coz wot u want ul surely get it u idiot of a boy!. fuck off ma inbox..motherfucker!!! 1 hour ago - View -
Spirit Energy Connections - Spiritual Guidance and Counselling : NEW THREAD : OPEN FOR 30 MINUTES ONLY : Please leave your name below if you would like 1 card chosen intuitively from ORACLE OF THE SHAPESHIFTERS deck by Lucy Cavendish. These cards are messages from magickal familiars, once the companions of shamans, witches, wizards and wise ones.
Please share with those that may be interested.
Blessings~Tracey 1 hour ago - View -
Cheese Lim Xiu Xia : I can't believe I haven't watch The Great Gatsby yet, that review will come later. I MUST watch it this weekend! =)
Fast & Furious 6 - Except for 1 WTH moment, the show is really good. I love the cat fight scenes. =) I think Fast & Furious has come a long way starting out as a movie just about hot girls, cars and adrenaline rushes, to evolved over the years incorporating storylines in it, making it a more enjoyable watch. But don't get me wrong, it is still unapologetically macho and the "we are a team - we are a family" theme is still going strong.
I Give It a Year - Was surprisingly entertaining and sobering at the same time (abit like The Breakup), it explores the lives of a newly-wed couple, their struggles, past and new loves. Expect sarcastic Brit humour, a few dysfunctional characters and scenes that will have you laughing out loud. I couldn't resist laughing like a mad woman at the digital photo frame scenes. And Simon Baker is in it if you are as in love as The Mentalist as I am right now. =) 1 hour ago - View -
Diane Belanger : A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet hospital. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled put his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest . After a moment or two, the bet shook his head sadly and said ,"I'm so sorry, charley had passed away". The distressed owner wailed"Are u sure?" "Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead ", he replied. " how can u be so sure"she protested "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something". The bet rolled his eyes turned around and left the room and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom he then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat . The cat jumped on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said , "I'm sorry but as I said this is most definitely 100%certifiably , a dead duck. Then the bet turned to his computer terminal hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill "150!", she cried,"150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!" the vet shrugged "I'm sorry , if you'd taken my word for it , the bill would have been $20, but what with the lab report and cat scan.. 1 hour ago - View -
Farhat Taj : Timeline Photos The woman heckling President Obama during his speech on counter-terrorism efforts is no stranger to confrontation. Medea Benjamin and her Code Pink group have a reputation in Washington for making scenes at high-profile events, including those with tight security.
Obama, though, kept cool and responded, "You gotta let me speak." She was later escorted from the event.
Although it seems she had legitimate questions, what does heckling achieve? http://yhoo.it/10qAm5A
Nario Romar : Im not a perfect person...Im just one of God's limited editions:) 1 hour ago - View -
Traci Occupy B : Just back in from scouring the streets of troon lookin for wee tilly :/ still no sign...hope someone with a good heart has took her in 1 hour ago - View -
Sherry Samz : Here's a little story little old lady sitting in the reception area at a veterinary clinic in tears putting her cat down after 17 years no one acknowledged her from behind the counter I hugged her and said to staff what is wrong with u people 1 hour ago - View -
Aptos Cruz Galleries : Gallery | Aptos Cruz Galleries Our Artist Talk with Annette Bezor is tomorrow afternoon at the Gallery from 2pm. Make sure you take this opportunity to get to know this wonderful woman in person.
Otunba Elijah-Olugbenga Oyenekan : One rich woman has one house boy named
John and she also had one cat, she named the
One day, Enough was missing...
John and the mama were looking for Enough,
they were all shouting Enough Enough.
The woman bent down looking for Enough and
John also bent down looking for Enough under
unfortunately, John saw his madam huge
the madam shouted to John"have you seen
John replied, ma i have seen more than
Enough. 2 hours ago - View -