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Jade King : Come to the conclusion am going to become a crazy cat woman.. Forever alone :( haha!
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Rocky Badabing : An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."
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Rocky Badabinga : An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common."
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Faresa Lome : if you were to be a superhero what would you be?
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Lee Tydeman : This bird is cool, feeding the cat and dog That cat & dog
Are saying cha-cha my ass- how bout chomp chomp!! This bird is cool, feeding the cat and dog
Watch the video: video

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=474469389295543
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VicToria Pothecary : Being told to shave an moisturise everywhere not scary at all
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Riva Cassidy : Driving lessons begin, AGAIN today. Pooing myself is an understatement ihatedriving!!
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Brendan Chronbacca Young Reed : Dear little Wayne the alternate ego'd prick who pushes bullshit ideals onto weak minded non jedi folk.

BakedAsFuck
But i swear with this GREEN on my night stand 28.3 G's, I'll blaze it out like a Q-P
Punch yo Eye Sockets and Steal yo Pizza Pockets
'Cause you gettin' prejudice. You hear what you said uh us? Ah, FUCK! :D
Are you on rock? Why you discriminate those woman, like your suckin' da cock?

AHA! We all know that you smoke rock.
Lil Insane, Money Rains, Bullshit talks
I'll make your pussy cat tap out,
and cat whap smack and fack your cat nip,
shit tits.
And you'll get stoned, green out, blame the game for your lousy name
you can be sad, get mad, slit, slit, slut slut, i wix my mords like i fix your words.
I see
R
etards
A
ttempting
P
oetry!

An apology, it's almost like you owe it to me.
Who's side are you on, false idols are wrong, follow the light, why live in spite.
Love the Haters, and learn to appreciate her's.

I know who you work for YUCKY. An Italian MONKEY.
Guccio Gucci, oh, go get lucky you talentless JUNKY.

COMPARE US I DARE YA's
"Look at you, now look at us."

Cause all my Hippy's look stoned ass buck
Ya' All my hippy's live zoned ass fuck
Cause all my Hippy's look stoned ass buck
Ya' all my hippy's live stoned,
PINCH ROLL AND TUCK
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Kitty Wolf : Autistic Youth Caught in FBI Operation Kitty Wolf
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Lynn Nichols
about an hour ago
Time to get some shut-eye. Goodnight all. — with Michael Conoley and 49 others.
Photo: Time to get some shut-eye. Goodnight all.
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Insane facts : What on earth is wrong with cartoons?
-mickey is a married mouse who doesn't yet have any child
-mickey and mini have a dog for a pet
-mickey and mini have a farm with cattle which they milk and look after.
These are mice for crying out loud!
Tom and jerry play with dynamite and mouse traps but never die. As a matter of fact only tom gets hospitalised for less than 30 minutes.
Add more.
#MOYA
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Paul Blake : just might off your cat keep him locked up Im crazy like that plus i have extra pillow cases and spare rivers to visit ha wtf
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Rotem Selena Dekel : Can't sleep :/
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Mandy Merkel : I mis my pets I have had for 10 years. She kept all of them at the house except my favorite one, Baby Kitty. She got lost I don't know what happened to her. :( everyone else got to stay safe at the house. Krista did that knowing I didn't have a safe place for my favorite cat and now she is gone. Send good thoughts my way everybody. This drama with her is far from over! She won't give me my belongings. She even kept the jacket my dad was wearing in the drunk driving accident. What kind of a person does that to someone who just came in and started raising hers and someone else's children when I was just 18. Oh a terrible woman she is. Wish me luck guys! I need it
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"Mera Beta Engineer Banega [Joke of the Day]" : The funny ones:-

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.
She said: Cheque books
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The easiest way to make your old car run better,
is to check the prices of a new car.
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Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.
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Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute
and then expects your pulse to be normal.
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Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on
the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Q: What's the diff between mother& wife?
A: One woman brings you
into the world crying& the other ensures you continue to do so
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Sarah Bartlett : Is there a little implement I can buy to get the bobbles off my jumpers? Or will Velcro rollers work just as well?
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Lucy Muntzer Reilly : I'd like to offer an apology to the woman that works at Pets at Home. When you said "I don't do that for my cats", I heard "I don't even like cats". For this reason I admit it was a mistake shouting "how can you work at Pets at Home and not like cats?!!"
I also concede that it was unnecessary to point at you and shout "you're a fraud!!!".
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Eric Andrew Smith : Hello Friends! So Monday the 27th I will be celebrating my 27th Birthday. 27 has always been a special number to me and I have been blessed with an amazing amount of kindness from others over the past 27 years, so I’ve decided to spend my 27th birthday doing 27 random acts that will have a positive impact on person, a cause or our society/environment in general.

I’ve been asking around and thinking of some ideas and I’ve got a good list going, but I still need to finish it up by Monday!

So, if you have any ideas or suggestions, send them over! Thanks!

Suggestions/ideas I’ve received so far,

Deliver cupcakes to the local elementary school for the teachers
Bring stuffed animals to the hospital pediatric floor
Call/visit your grandparents
Mail a friend/family member a care package
Donate any clothes and other items to Goodwill
Let Someone go in Line in Front of You in line or driving
Buy the person behind you at Starbucks their coffee the Tab for the Person Behind You.
Return a few Shopping Carts scattered in a parking lot
Write a Letter to Someone Who Made a Difference in Your Life
Do an early morning beach clean-up while the sun rises.
Bring a case of canned cat food to the lady at Walgreen’s who always asks us to donate a can of cat food when we check out.
Thank Your Parents
Leave a note of gratitude a for the mail man.
Share some Inspirational Quotes
Forgive Someone
Pick Flowers for Someone Special
Measure your Carbon Footprint
Volunteer at a Community Garden for an hour
Start a Piggy Bank for a Cause (suggestions??)
Leave a Generous Tip for your server
Become an Organ Donor
Eat locally grown or produced food
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Mikeson CountryWeezy : Some ppl are just flat out desperate nd lonely . .wow bet your life sucks .
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Brett Williams : Is it a woman thing that day hav to wake everybody else up, when there bloody up!! Jem Griffiths
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Precious Irine Isabelle Samson : Tellin an ANGRY WOMAN to CALM DOWN i§ lyk tryin to BAPTISE a CAT....yur gonna make her mre MAD
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Sadiack Estrada : Lms if u think I'm cute just curious ^_^
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Luizo Mangong : Dog & Bone, Girls & Money,
Police & Bribe, Pastors &
Seed, Native Doctor & Fowl,
Monkey & Banana,, Jim Iyke & fight, 2face & pikin.Paul Biya and power,
Bamenda and Saddle Hill Ranch...Add yours n continue... Okawa Shaznay Angel Brown Nguzzi Man Dynamik Edyth Yuor Buma Fogam Nesty Foncham Tang Smiles Fon Syl Via Asah Kingsly Sunde Nche
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Saiful Khuzaifa : Cockroach is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog
Dog is afraid of Man,
man is afraid of Woman,
... Woman is afraid of
Cockroach!!
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Play Station 3 : Deathstroke to be a playable character in Batman: Arkham Origins Deathstroke to be a playable character in Batman: Arkham Origins
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Dianniz Jasa : Damn..Oscar o whoeva u call yoslf.. illiteracy is a disease & u bera tek ur bitanez & ideas elswea coz a man who abuses a woman coz she aint intrestd in him is a mongrel...thats shwn direct frm yo menters,u sim 2b outdated bitch bt ur not 100times a roten cat is than u..i hve no tym to thrw words wit u bastard...grow up n nxt tym think twice b4 picking on me coz wot u want ul surely get it u idiot of a boy!. fuck off ma inbox..motherfucker!!!
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Spirit Energy Connections - Spiritual Guidance and Counselling : NEW THREAD : OPEN FOR 30 MINUTES ONLY : Please leave your name below if you would like 1 card chosen intuitively from ORACLE OF THE SHAPESHIFTERS deck by Lucy Cavendish. These cards are messages from magickal familiars, once the companions of shamans, witches, wizards and wise ones.
Please share with those that may be interested.
Blessings~Tracey
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Cheese Lim Xiu Xia : I can't believe I haven't watch The Great Gatsby yet, that review will come later. I MUST watch it this weekend! =)

Fast & Furious 6 - Except for 1 WTH moment, the show is really good. I love the cat fight scenes. =) I think Fast & Furious has come a long way starting out as a movie just about hot girls, cars and adrenaline rushes, to evolved over the years incorporating storylines in it, making it a more enjoyable watch. But don't get me wrong, it is still unapologetically macho and the "we are a team - we are a family" theme is still going strong.

I Give It a Year - Was surprisingly entertaining and sobering at the same time (abit like The Breakup), it explores the lives of a newly-wed couple, their struggles, past and new loves. Expect sarcastic Brit humour, a few dysfunctional characters and scenes that will have you laughing out loud. I couldn't resist laughing like a mad woman at the digital photo frame scenes. And Simon Baker is in it if you are as in love as The Mentalist as I am right now. =)
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Diane Belanger : A woman brought a very limp duck into a vet hospital. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled put his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest . After a moment or two, the bet shook his head sadly and said ,"I'm so sorry, charley had passed away". The distressed owner wailed"Are u sure?" "Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead ", he replied. " how can u be so sure"she protested "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something". The bet rolled his eyes turned around and left the room and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom he then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head. The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat . The cat jumped on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird. The cat sat back on its haunches shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said , "I'm sorry but as I said this is most definitely 100%certifiably , a dead duck. Then the bet turned to his computer terminal hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill "150!", she cried,"150 just to tell me my duck is dead?!" the vet shrugged "I'm sorry , if you'd taken my word for it , the bill would have been $20, but what with the lab report and cat scan..
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Farhat Taj : Timeline Photos The woman heckling President Obama during his speech on counter-terrorism efforts is no stranger to confrontation. Medea Benjamin and her Code Pink group have a reputation in Washington for making scenes at high-profile events, including those with tight security.
Obama, though, kept cool and responded, "You gotta let me speak." She was later escorted from the event.
Although it seems she had legitimate questions, what does heckling achieve?
http://yhoo.it/10qAm5A

(Photo: Medea Benjamin/AP)
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Nario Romar : Im not a perfect person...Im just one of God's limited editions:)
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Traci Occupy B : Just back in from scouring the streets of troon lookin for wee tilly :/ still no sign...hope someone with a good heart has took her in
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Sherry Samz : Here's a little story little old lady sitting in the reception area at a veterinary clinic in tears putting her cat down after 17 years no one acknowledged her from behind the counter I hugged her and said to staff what is wrong with u people
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Aptos Cruz Galleries : Gallery | Aptos Cruz Galleries Our Artist Talk with Annette Bezor is tomorrow afternoon at the Gallery from 2pm. Make sure you take this opportunity to get to know this wonderful woman in person.

http://www.aptoscruz.com/gallery?cat=172
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Stacie Herning : I wrote this poem
to say I like you
but if you say no
a cat is fine too

:3
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Ainslie Millar : So looking forward to sat...wonder woman xx
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Otunba Elijah-Olugbenga Oyenekan : One rich woman has one house boy named
John and she also had one cat, she named the
cat Enough.
One day, Enough was missing...
John and the mama were looking for Enough,
they were all shouting Enough Enough.
The woman bent down looking for Enough and
John also bent down looking for Enough under
the bed.
unfortunately, John saw his madam huge
breast,
the madam shouted to John"have you seen
Enough"
John replied, ma i have seen more than
Enough.
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Nordic gods : THOR
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David Hatcher : Timeline Photos Please Share :) Where's CAT WOMAN.......lol
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Katrina Wehlow : Holy pissing down with rain batman.
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Samuel Slimpossible Rudisha Muriuki : ANOTHER RESEARCH by Rudisha & co.consultants -S.J branch
How to take care of a wife

1) Appreciate her awful cooking. Never eat nyama choma to your fill. Leave some space for her 'superb' food

2) When she nags give her 110% attention

3) Always keep in mind she has a fabulous figure. Avoid words like
fat, pig, short and black. These words cannot be used in the same sentence with a woman.

4) Embrace her relatives and make sure none of your relatives puts up at your place

5) Hug her and kiss and ask if she is okay. If she keeps quiet give her your ATM and Pin No.

6)Soccer must never interupt Soap Operas even if it is a cup final

7) Take notes during the Soaps and act and behave like the lead actors

8)Keep all your Saturdays free in case she wants you to accompany her to the salon or take her shopping

9)Take her, her relatives and friends out. Your money must never be used on your boys and relatives. Mentioning them can spoil an otherwise good day

10)Make her a signatory to all your bank accounts and do not ask her about hers. And/Or accounts will enhance her love to you

11) When you receive your payslip rush it to her so that she can budget for the family

12) Late in the night when she says she has a headache, do not try to be clever and offer her panadol. ACCEPT AND MOVE ON!
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