Andre Smith : Up watching American dad & eatin sum good ol cookies n cream ice cream:)) 16 minutes ago - View -
Chisanga Mumba Chaikatisha : Just for laughs
A pilot realized after they had taken off that the plane was overloaded, If they didn't something they were going to crash. So they dumped the freight but the plane was still too heavy. Then they dumped the luggage, still too heavy! So the pilot announced to the passengers what was going on, and asked for about 15 volunteers to jump off the plane with parachutes. The navy had been alerted, so they would have ships waiting for them below. And they would get a pass to fly free on this airline for the rest of their lives. No one budged. The pilot asked again, still no one moved. So the pilot says: "OK, we're
going to pick people to jump, but fairly. We'll go by alphabet, race by race: Please All African Americans step to the front of the plane now!" No one moved.
He then says: "All Blacks step to the front, please." No one still moved."All Coloreds step to the front, please." Still no one moved. At this point a little boy asked his father: "Dad aren't we African American or Black or Colored?" The father says: "No, son, today we're Negroes. And if someone doesn't hurry up and step up to the front, we're gonna be Zulu!" 18 minutes ago - View -
Danyelle Hayes : Tonight is the best night on TV I think!! From 8:30 til 11:30 Family Guy &American Dad brand new episodes too. There's only 4days of the week that's got good shows.Sun,Mon, Tues& Wed!! Need to get some more DVDs to watch 36 minutes ago - View -
Marcão Baixista : Daft Punk Give Life Back to Music Video Daft Punk - Random Access Memories
Onde quer que seja o site/blog/twitts, tem alguém comentando este novo Daft Punk.
Ouvi um tanto de desse play e ri pacas, parece aquelas fuck songs de sessão Privê, ou pra quem curte, American Dad 7x01 - Hot water
Ainda convidam malas como Julian Casablancas e Pharrell Williams para um "feat." kkkkk
Mas espere ! Não é só isto !
Tem uns grooves muito bem concebidos
Check it out !
Princess Pardillo Jubay : ♫♥KULET♥♫
An old man lived alone in an American town.
His only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant
my potato garden this year. I’m just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.
Shortly, the old man received this telegram:
‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad,
don’t dig up the garden !! That’s where I buried the GUNS !!’
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what had happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son’s reply was: ‘Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the
best I could do for you, from here.’
MORAL: NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO
SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT
MATTERS, NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR WHERE THE PERSON IS… 41 minutes ago - View -
Ricky Rajput : Moral Booster....
An old man lived alone in an American
His only son was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks
like I won’t be able to plant
my potato garden this year. I’m just
getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I
know you would dig the plot for me, if
you weren’t in prison.
Dad Shortly, the old man received this
‘For Heaven’s sake, Dad,
don’t dig up the garden !! That’s where
I buried the GUNS !!’ At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI
agents and local police officers showed
up and dug up the entire garden
without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another
note to his son telling him what had
happened, and asked him what to do
next. His son’s reply was: ‘Go ahead and
plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the
best I could do for you, from here.’ MORAL: NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE IN
THE WORLD, IF YOU HAVE DECIDED TO DO
SOMETHING DEEP FROM YOUR HEART, YOU
CAN DO IT. IT IS THE THOUGHT THAT
MATTERS, NOT WHERE YOU ARE OR
WHERE THE PERSON IS..... 1 hour ago - View -
Mitch White : Timeline Photos For our 100th birthday month of May, Delta is donating $1 to the American Cancer Society for every virtual luminaria shared on their page. Thank you for lighting the way to finish the fight. http://bit.ly/1137PZC If, like myself you have the American Express Delta Skymiles Card, or just plain like Delta, please consider how easy it is to help this cause. Thank you. - Mitch 1 hour ago - View -
Dean Federico : American Dad just said if you lived in Fresno you'd be a father by now...the fuck does that mean!? 1 hour ago - View -
Kristen Shellenberger : Had a very good time with Jayde and Dani Dino Taylor at the park today. Went to league tonight and 2 african american guys stole dad's wallet right out of his pocket! Of all the low and slimeball moves! So freaking angry! 1 hour ago - View -
Capital FM Kenya : Obama to skip Kenya again in Africa June visit President Barack Obama will leave on a first African tour next month, visiting Senegal, Tanzania and South Africa, but his itinerary released on Monday bypasses Kenya, an ancestral homeland. 1 hour ago - View -
Mallory Marshall : How does one go from be so tired they can't see straight two hrs. ago, to meh maybe I'll watch 10 episodes of American Dad and then sleep lol 1 hour ago - View -
Virginia Thommes Nowitzki : I have found a more viable solution to my Layla problem. If I can find a good home for my moms dog Sherman she will take Layla. She knows Layla's chances of being adopted are slim to none and her dog is more high energy than she can take care of. He is almost 4 years old, American Eskimo, neutered and house broken. Sherman is excellent with kids and other animals. He is all around very friendly and smart but needs some training. My dad had him trained pretty well before he passed but Sherman has grown out of practice and needs someone that can get him back in line. Though he will sit on command and is familiar with most other basic obedience commands. PLEASE help me out! Anyone looking for a very sweet family dog? He just needs lots of love and someone with time to work on obedience. Kyle and I just can't have a high energy dog no matter how you look at it so trading mom is not an option either but I am sure someone out there (or one of you knows someone) that wants Mr. Sherman! If you are even just curious, it wouldn't hurt to come and meet him, you will fall in love! ANYONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 hour ago - View -
Am R.J.L from United States of America 45yrs of age,single without kids and am a production manager in a compnay. i love sport my dear most especially football,long tennis ,table tennis and wrestling.am the old child of my parents, my dad died after a brielf illness in 2000 and he was a retired banker, he died at the age of 85yrs old and my mum is the only one i have now and she is 75yrs old now a retired Nurse.Green is my best colour and my favorite food is fried rice and chicken.am 6.1 height and 89kg weight.
i will like u to tell me about u my dear....... 1 hour ago - View -
Andrea J. Lee : [Funny & opinion please] I had an interesting moment recently on a class I was teaching to the general public (maybe you were on it?) and someone asked me if I've ever worked with business women of colour, or, if we have women of colour on our team.
I replied that well, there was me. And there was Rachna and also noted a few of our clients who are from various parts of the world.
Is it just me, or did I, upon reflection, misinterpreting the words 'of colour?' Am I in fact a woman of colour??
And then, if you are a business person of colour, do you have concerns or thoughts about being that? Worries or challenges? Reallly inquiring minds would love to know... I know there are things that I have learned along the path, and wondering if they would be useful to teach through this lens!
Thanks a ton! Just finishing up the last 2 days of speaking/travel and then home to catch up! 1 hour ago - View -
Misti L. Warren : theres no other place in the world id rather be than on this couch watching an american dad marathon...ive got it too good 1 hour ago - View -
Jensen Blaine : I managed to watch the entire seventh season of American Dad today. You wish you partied as hard as I do. 1 hour ago - View -
Ryan Sanchez : Dang they shouldn't have put so much American dad on Netflix how I'm posed to sleep 1 hour ago - View -
Celeste HipHopcrazi Mitchell : ** I will never understand this, can somebody please tell me why South African, infact, all over Africaa, rappers think its ok to use the word "Nigga" in their rhymes??? In my opinion, its unimaginative and makes no sense for a non-African American to use it ** 1 hour ago - View -
Sam Skott : "But shouldn't it be good enough that you are great at your job?" "Yes it should Franseen! But we don't live in Should Land....ah Should Land. Where everyone drives down should land blvd. And the Should Land highschool football team gets their asses kicked by their rivals, Reality Check Tech." Gotta love American Dad 1 hour ago - View -
Cymba Nezley : A Pakistani boy was admitted in an
Teacher: What's your name?
Boy: Ahmed Azeez.
Teacher: No, you're in America. From
today, your name is Johnny.
Boy went home.
Mom: How was your day, Ahmed?
Boy: Mama, i'm an American, call me
... Mom and Dad got offended and beat
The next day he is back to school-
Teacher: What happened Johnny?
Boy: Just 4 hours after i became an
American, I was attacked by 2
Pakistanis. 1 hour ago - View -
Kayla Wood : Traveled through 9 states in 2 weeks with my dad and I am finally back home! And now I have exactly 2 more weeks until I leave for England to be with the one I love. 1 hour ago - View -
Dennis Itumbi : Just as General knowledge, The last sitting USA President to visit Kenya was in 1901, so Obama's latest calendar is the norm not the exception - By the way Obama has conceptualized so much activity and dollars for Kenya over the last one month since Supreme Court affirmed the Jubilee win that he does not have to come here - $50M as support for creating institutions for County Governments and millions of dollars till 2018 for a National reading project and support for ICT training in schools - on a lighter note the dollars will fly here and the protocol and security nightmare represented by the man will fly to TZ...before you ask yes i support financing of the state even by USAID for the open benefit of the citizenry, but not secret financing of discreet agenda by all manner of groups..the take home, the last visit was in 1901... 1 hour ago - View -
West FM : Do you know someone with the same name as a famous person? Post here....... 1 hour ago - View -
Amber Smith : Myh mother dead uph watching American dad like amber she said boom pow the little dirty thing ran crying lmafoo like ma leave meh alone 2 hours ago - View -
Dominique Crutchfield : So we r going to have to say RIP to a few tv shows so RIP like family guy American Dad The Simpsons The Cleveland Showthe game On BET and law & order Special Victims Unit they r not making no more episodes all repeats so I say R.I.P to all the shows I like lol 2 hours ago - View -
Being Girl - Pakistan : Hello Girlies :D I am having a movie night at my house for my friends. Can you recommend any good films? 2 hours ago - View -
Robert Amour : Well, unfortunately that piano I had my eye on has sold to another buyer. It would have been an unbelievable restoration candidate, but I couldn't possibly have raised all the money in time and found a long-term place for it, as my dad has to move soon. Also, I rather suspect that the seller accidentally dropped a zero from their asking price; that's really the only thing that could explain how low it was!
Anyway, it's caused me to realize just how urgently I need to complete the existing piano restoration so that my dad can move to a house where the rent won't kill us. What remains to be done is re-veneering and finishing the lid, which is somewhat expensive, and I'd really prefer that a professional does the job, if I can afford to hire one. Then again I've managed to get this far on my own, so maybe my dad and I can figure it out with our combined tinker-y-ness.
We have dreams of opening up a furniture shop and piano restoration workshop, though it would likely have to be in some kind of rented industrial space, because our next house may not have a garage.
I've begun sketching out plans for an art case piano, which is basically a piano whose case has been hand-detailed to a very fine degree, setting it far apart from common pianos. It's going to be in the arts and crafts / mission style, which my dad loves and which I have come to love. It would be a case modification -- we'd find a piano from the '20s or so, gut it and restore it, toss the removable case parts (lid, lyre, music desk, legs) and make new ones from solid American quarter-sawn white oak. The case would either be re-veneered or faux-finished with the same wood and stylistic decorations would be embellished. I don't wanna give out all the details, but suffice it to say, it will be phenomenally beautiful, artistic, and if we don't mess up, it could be very profitable. 2 hours ago - View -
Kelsey May : So the school sent my mum and dad exam dates for me on exactly the same day, totally different, so one of them told me I had an exam, so I wake up at 5 to get ready, now everyone in my class is saying its not till june, are you fucking kidding me 2 hours ago - View -
Briis Badd : Dwfll so im watchin American dad nd dis fuckin allien tell the mom damn bitch wat the hell happen to yuh lol dis show got me in knock 2 hours ago - View -
Keith Maxey : Move to Texas and now I'm watching king of the hill lol what's next a rodeo wtf 2 hours ago - View -