Mafiano Austine : Marriages last less dan 2yrs these days. 4rm now any1 who brings asoebi of ova 4k 4 me will sign an agreemnt...Divorce and refund my cash#gbam# 4 hours ago - View -
Ndi Igbo : Mosco Nnamdi Omeje:
Pls is it true that if u marry a Fulani babe, u will be given 20 strokes of cain on ur traditional wedding day? I am in love with a London born fulani, but she knows nothing about their tradition and I don't need to be flogged. 15 hours ago - View -
Anna Ghafur : Bla bla bla with ur racism bullshit! It ain't about racism at all! It's about the young soldier lee rigby that lost his life unlawfully,unwillingly and brutally leaving his 2 year old behind! R.I.P poor man! So dumb people stop preaching ur COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT!! 1 day ago - View -
Attacker Dancy War : My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating 4 over a year and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective 21 year old sister-in-law, always wore very tight miniskirts,and often times was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me,and I always got more than a nice view.
One day her little sis called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted me just once b4 I get married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'm going upstairs to my room, and if u want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go upstairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and headed straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Loo and behold, my future family were standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said "We are very happy that you have passed our little test, We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter Welcome to the family"!
I smiled and heaved a sigh of relief cos
I was actually heading to my car to get my condoms ...
NA GOD SAVE ME Oooooooo! 1 day ago - View -
Central Bank of Jokes(CBJ) : Some Nigerians' Distorted Beliefs
That Need Urgent Attention!
*Every Tooth paste na Maclean.
*Every Cat na Demon
*Every Fine boy na Player.
*Every light skin girl na Olosho
*Any Guy wey spend for Girl na Maga
*Every Sunday = Rice
*All Northerners are Muslims
*All Calabar ladies are good in bed
*Rich Hausa men are Alhaji while poor ones are Aboki.
*All Benue people practice wife-sharing
*On a date the guy should always pay the bills
*A guy must ask a lady out
*The older child must marry first
*When you travel abroad you become auto rich
*Every noodles na indomie
*Every soup flavor cube na Maggi
*If u drive a car; u have money
*If u call a girl: u are interested in her
*Igbo girls like money
*Yoruba girls are dirty
*Mix maltina and peak milk =blood tonic
*Alomo bitter = sex fuel.
*All rich young guy is a yahoo boy
>>>Add yours. 1 day ago - View -
m a girl, 21years....
plzz dnt laugh at dis confession....
actually i jst want 2 put on some weight.... i mean m 21years old.. height 5'5''.. bt my weight is jst 38kg.... m too thin n due 2 dis whatever i wear, it doesn't suits me mch..... my face is also too thin....
due 2 d summer, i dnt lyk 2 tak food also....
plzzzz sugest how can i gain some health.....
n plzzzzzzz dnt do any stupid comments....
thnx in advance :) 1 day ago - View -
Love and Relationship ZONE : Imagine you get this Message from
"Please delete my Phone Number
from ur phone"
What Would be ur Reply?.....
Selena Gomez : Sorry to everyone for having to cancel today. I am not sure if I am sick or ate some bad food but, I feel horrible. I am going to take the rest of the day and try and get better for tomorrow. So Sorry :( Love you guys. 2 days ago - View -
Female , 19 ....
I hate mah Parents ...
They r simply inhumans ....
I recetly had an operation (Apendicitomy)....
I got 6 stiches on mah belly ....wch wre supposed to be removed after 12 days ...
It ws d day 5...
Datz nyt , i wsnt feeling sleepy ...
bcoz i had been sleeping for d entire day .....
so, i started texting mah bf ...
when mah parents saw me , they tried to take mah phone ...
when i rebelled, they both started to beat me ....
Mah father ....starting beating as hell ...
mah dad n mum together sat on mah belly n
they wre saying mar do ise mar do ise ....
n mera gala daba diya ....
1 mint k liye meko gala me bus marne wali hu ....
Mera chota bhai dekh raha tha, he started crying ...
he repeatedly begged ise chodh do ...
mat maro, mat maro ....
I hate them as hell ...
they deserve worst
Specialy mah Dad ....
#riddle says- Hurts to know that such kind of parents still exist! I feel sorry for you! Pray things get better sooner! 3 days ago - View -
Malama Pulupuna : Too many grads coming up. We bout to be broke lol. SERIOUSLY! Sean, Mani, Nina Leka, Didi (fingers crossed I can make it to hers in the bay), Misi, & Jr's. I hope that's all. Congrats to every single one, all high school and 1 college/ university. 3 days ago - View -
Fans of L O L : U dey add water to egg say e go
when u fry am.
- Why u no add yeast join
U no go university, and u dey
find ur name
- Na yeye dey worri u.
House dey burn, you wan use
gas do fire
- Hahahahaha....na end of
U dey say Terry G's music dey
- if you end up in yaba left, i no
U carry candle dey look for
where fuel dey
continue u go soon see am
U call Etisalat to tell dem sey ur
browsing has stopped working.
- Lolzzzzzzzzz... World's wisest
When pastor talk say 'Do
for the Lord' u come carry church
- na pastor himself go chase
Colored Girls Rock!!! : I am not the the celebrity follower type, but looking at Kim Kardashians pregnancy makes me wonder, why people are being so cruel about her weight gain during pregnancy. Surely every woman is different and during a very emotional time in their lives is it fair to make cruel comments? 3 days ago - View -
Mikejeffsheila Hbr : Nganya Ingine ya AJAB- Stage ni Kenyatta Avenue - Fare ni 25 Kshs #Konkodi of the week Ben Ororaorora #Hawker of the week Michael Mwenda TWENDEEEEEEEE 3 days ago - View -
Gangtok Confessions : #2194: Hi guys gudaftrnoon.
M a 18yrs old gal,i dun nh its right or nt 2 confess dis bt m realy upset n felin so lonely. . . M upset n lonely coz my parents dey dun hav time 4me,i mean in my family we dun hav a minuts of tym 4 each oda....dis thngs makes me realy upset...!!
So guys cn u suggest me wt shal, i do 2 mke dm realisd hw m i felin. ?? 3 days ago - View -
Your Own Debate : For the sister who just wrote a comment about me in that post that was deleted, it was disgusting and unneccesary . You clearly have me mixed up with somebody else if you think I'm as you described in a less polite comment : "a white girl who's been promiscuous with asian guys " , nothing in that comment describes me lol . Not once in that post was I disrespectful to any fan , disgusting comments like that are uncalled for # Mahdiya 5 days ago - View -
Sarkodie : cursum perficio(dear rap)... ma intro to ma performance last night..... big ups to fortune dane da producer... craaazy beat... big things coming soon fans i know u guys wanted us to pick something but don't kill da vibe... God has been good to us lets b thankful.. hes still working wonders... congrats to ma brothers rrrrrr222222beeeeeessss.... tm 4 life 5 days ago - View -