TheFunnySayings : ”Smells fresh. Like a tropical island.”
"Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febreezed it.
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TweetsofOld : Take a wet blanket off the roof of a hot shed, throw it over you, and go about your work. You now know our weather.GA1899
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ComedyOrTruth : ”Smells fresh. Like a tropical island.”
"Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it."
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AppSame : Defund OCARE that is the only way to cut it off before we can take back the Senate ann hold the House in 2014 it is time to change this now
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Billy Fields : Ok, finally my Honda is back together,with no more exhaust leaks. It does however have a short in the coil or one of the plug wires as my gastank was pulsiing with the motor when I laid my cheek on it to set the idle. ~ZOT~ I love shock therapy! JK it was barley enough to tickle my cheek- but Ill have to take the tank back off to trace it down.... and stomp on it like all the other gremlins that this thing has had. 8 seconds ago - View -
Ryoba John : Basically, you see a girl and her friends gyrating off by themselves, and take the opportunity to walk up to them and say:
“You guys are so cute! You’re dancing around like little goldfish flopping out of water! Ha ha ha. Here, stand back, stand back, let me show you all how it’s done!” 22 seconds ago - View -
Jay Jennings : Hello every 1 wut time is it dam lol dem good buff outs ect o well jus count'n these days down u no until its time 4 diz big venues jus check'n d agenda shouts out 2 my gal trina lookout h-town same ole boo theirs pwall ride'n d strip go do ur thang hurry its almost 2am lol dam thx big baby sumthing bout later then lets head 2 d other side i said wow yum u gonna luv diz spot o well then boo said lets go over u no dem i said maybe next time back 2 d telly an get ready 4 sum pdoix bt ent off d chain tour lol i no ur get'n ready 4 next wk boo were gonna kick it jus like my gal from sf jus made it n d house lr-x r we gonna bt ent maybe yum said d 1 on asher stwrt boi's or d other 1 i said well naw not now go ahead an do ur thang dam yum wow boo said dam u ms diz chew'n wuteva we no then wait wait dam not again big baby o well go ahead an get azz many az u would like 2 short will take care of it again wuteva lil dude wow thx bt ent ets chitt an d greatest 31 seconds ago - View -
Nafiu Muhammad : Once a girl gets comfortable
with you , she'll be able to
say "I gotta pee" instead of
"brb." She'll be able to tell
you what's wrong instead of
"Nothing, I'm fine." She'll be
able to let you see her
without any make up on
instead of not taking it off
before going to bed . She'll
be able to tell you straight up
"I gotta poop" instead of "I
gotta use the bathroom" .
She'll be able to act silly &
weird around you instead of
being serious all the time .
She'll be able to eat as much
as she wants around you
without being afraid she'll
look like a fat ass . She'll be
able to be perverted around
you instead of keeping her
dirty thoughts to herself . It
may take awhile , but once
she's comfortable , that's
when you get to see the real
her . 36 seconds ago - View -
Cadence Blue's Fan Videos : Canale di 01Eaglefly So here's a channel full of stolen videos, with someone saying they made them. A few of the vids are mine, and there's a couple other EFC vids there by people I know. I don't get how people take a fan vid and say it's theirs with a straight face. I'd rather show off my own work - it's more fulfilling that way.
She thinks renaming my vids and then slapping a "We are not alone in the universe" at the opening of each one (and all the other vids) makes it "her work" LOL!
Miley Elizabeth : - Don't ever push a loyal girl to the point where she'll no longer give a fuck about you. Because it takes a lot for a girl to give a fuck about you so it's kind of difficult for a girl to stop giving a fuck when she's invested so much of herself into someone. But keep in mind; just because it's difficult for a girl to stop giving a fuck, doesn't mean it isn't possible. Every girl has a limit on how much she can take & most of the time, you can go over that limit & she'll still love you too much to leave you, but if you push her far enough, then she'll just drop you & completely cut you off & once that happens, it will be extremely hard for her to start caring again. So be careful how you treat her & don't take those chances she gives you for granted. 49 seconds ago - View -
Colin Morris : Survived the weekend intact - but not sure I'll make it through the homecoming. Chainsaw cutting down a tree out the back bedroom, wood chipper out the front ... Oh, and it looks like we have a beehive under eaves. Not enough to take the shine off an awesome weekend tho' 57 seconds ago - View -
“sheela please take that out of my
pants. Its hurting” I was feeling the
heaven when she touched it with her
soft hands. I was feeling that her hands
are much softer on my penis than in my
hands before. She took out my penis out of my pant & started to stroke it. I
removed her hair clip to untie her hair. It was beautiful feeling when her hair
was partially covered her boobs & was
caressing my head a little. I then pulled
her head to me & placed my lips on her
lips. In no time we started to kiss madly.
We kissed for long time. Then I got up from her lap & started to
pull up her saree. She assisted me &
said “please don’t hurry, kiss me & suck
first.” I knew this earlier as I have seen
these in blue films. I started to kiss first & then
lick her legs. Went up to her upper thigh. This time I
heard some sound from her. I asked
her if I did hurt her. She said “no jaan.
Its perfectly alright. You are so good.
Your uncle never do this to me. Please
suck me hard.” I then took off her panty. It was all wet & some strange
smell was coming from her lovehole.
The smell made me crazy. I started to lick her hairy pussy. Sucked
the inner skin of her pussy. She was
moaning with pleasure. But she never
left my penis out of her hands during all
these. I said her “ sheela, please teach
me how to fuck...........
#how can I stop this before it goes to far because this woman she's a flash of attraction... 1 minute ago - View -
Donna Shaw Brady : I'm working cleaning house but I think I'm gonna take a break and nap for a couple hours then get up to finish it off pretty much... will still have laundry to do mostly cuz gonna wash some blankets which the kids been using on the couch sleeping/ resting on. 1 minute ago - View -
Ptothez Gamelace Mob : THUNDERMOUTHPIECE! aka MR NINJA.MASK....P.LAST SMACKN SHIT LIKE P WILLY! ......I'm talkin boss, like rip collas off
I see u all talk I'm fire like Molotovs, ignite shit ,might grip cannons and letm off, like walk the plank I'm high ranked GLmobsta ,
We don't budge we just do, who got problems
I'm outta space like the Greys flying saucer
Proceed wit caution tha rap made me a monsta
P to the last in the mothafuckin casa!!!!
Money bags who the Mack's the GLmobbin iT 10 20 40 50 100 packs in the whip, wife n my mistress chop wita 45th, spread like locust, pit bull ferocious, mr. genghas khan never aimless, moneys on the deck bitch we finna take it, M O B gamelace in yo location, killen shit, murda beats like freddy and jason, my brotha, my father, my inspirations, to the man while suckas on basics, choke hold on the game no more chasinnnn , fuck a bodygaurd my K spit lasers, killa bitch!! she need dick ... so just face it, GLgoons shootin down spaceships, on tha street!, im high risk for paper, pull out the banga like bye bye hata, northbidnay! .......murderHEwrote! PZ BITCHEZ! 1 minute ago - View -
Prisca Ugochi Enyidede : One day a man hopped in a taxi and they took off for the airport. They were driving on the right lane suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of them.
The taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at them!
The taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, really friendly. So the man asked, “Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!”
This is when the taxi driver taught the man what is call, “The Law of the Garbage Truck.”
The Taxi driver explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage (frustration, anger, and disappointment, etc.). As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they’ll dump it on you.
Don’t take it personal. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on.
Don’t take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.
The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life’s too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so… love the people who treat you right & pray for the ones who don’t. Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!
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