Jez Lees : On the road to the BCSC conference in Manc Land. Buzzing to see the main man Kris Akabusi at the gala dinner! 7 days ago - View -
Lee Dumont : So ITV have a prime-time show that is celebrities playing an arcade penny pusher? They should have a bonus round where Kris Akabusi has a go on a teddy-picker to try and win a deformed Homer Simpson. 9 days ago - View -
Darren Gunn : Following on from a conversation in the pub today,i thought i'd throw it out to all you lot. Who's the most famous person you've met? Not just seen,but spoke to! 9 days ago - View -
Kraig Smith : Kris Akabusi erotic short novels
Akabusi scaled the walls of the £756,000 Sussex mansion with all the stealth of a gekko on a Mallorcan shower wall. AS luck would have it the window was open. He dropped in and slipped out of his dungerees and let the cool air caress his polished ebony skin.
The house was quiet. He looked into one room and saw the sleeping Peter Andre - without the wig and wax on his face he was rather beautiful. But Akabusi wasn't into arses. Not today.
He heard a noise coming from the bathroom. He ran along the landing, his giant cock swinging in the air like Saddam on Youtube. He looked into the bathroom and saw a mad little f**ker, big as a barrel and blind as a bat leaping up and down in some boiling water.
"Akabusi!" said a voice behind him. "Stop looking at my son with your cock out".
Akabusi slowly turned around and saw Katie Price in front of him - wearing nothing but a Juicy Couture camisole and the slightest glistening of her ample clunge.
As ever Akabusi's cock became harder than the Guardian cryptic and proceeded to bang her tits off as Harvey ate a bag of Prawn Cocktail crisps from the floor that Akabusi had brought just in case.
Before Akabusi left he wiped his now dying cock on Harvey's afro, bent down to the prone Jordan, who lay liked a painter's radio in the moonlight, and whispered "Awooga" in her ear and patted her on the fanny.
Man may fight for many things. His country, friends, principles, the tear on the cheek of a child. Personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock + a sack of French porn 10 days ago - View -
Paul Sessford : Thanks everyone for the Birthday messages, much appreciated :) highlight has to be a personal message from my idol the one and only Kris Akabusi giving me a birthday AWOOGA!! x 11 days ago - View -
YouFitUK : If for what ever reason we could not train together on a particular day, would you be willing to pay a small fee to have a fully personalised gym session, designed especially for YOUR goals, accessible on your smart phone to view in the gym, with video clips of every exercise on that programme, sets, reps and rest?
With the option to leave feedback and re book all on the same app? 14 days ago - View -