Jesse James : Jesse James's Photos Old pic;) I DON'T LOOK LIKE THIS ANYMORE, BUT LOVE THIS PIC. WANTED TO POST IT NOW, WHILE I TAKE A S**** ON FACEBOOK, AROUND THE WORLD AND SMOKE A BOWL (OF SOME NASTY SPICE, CUZ IT'S LEGAL) WAHAHAHAHAHA. WHASSUP, FOLKS? YEAH, YOUR BOY, JESSE JAMES GOT JOKES. 26 seconds ago - View -
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Mansuri Mohd Ťãbřěž : Husband wife watching an IPL
After 5 minutes:
Wife:" Is this Bret Lee ??
Husband:" No, this is Chris Gayle,
Bret Lee is a
Wife:" Okay, oh look, another
Husband:" No, this is just a replay
of the last
Wife:" Hmm, looks like India is
going to win this
Husband:" It's Bangalore vs
Wife:" How many runs they need to
win now ??
Husband:" 72 runs in 36 balls..
Wife:" Eh! That's easy, just 2 runs in
Husband:" *Turns off the TV*
Wife:" Turns it on again and starts
Husband:" Who is girl here.??
Wife:" Don't disturb me please...:-P:-
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Olamilekan Ola : A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. The
farmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business.
The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "OK, old fellow, time to retire."
The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens....look at what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and
the young to take over, so take a hike."
The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon.....just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother
you," The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble, why not give me a little head start?
The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you,"
They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken to cluck "Go!" and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM!, he blows the young rooster to KFC heaven.
He shakes his head gloomily and says, "Son of a b***h...third gay rooster I bought this week!"
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AllBreeds Grooming : THIS WONDERFUL DAY....is marching on at a pace now. And so I am logging out for a couple of hours to go shower and collect our most IMPORTANT of arrivals....Achilles!! Be back soon as I can with images and updates and of course.....a short video of the Gorgeous Lad himself. Please remember friends I have no idea what condition he is in....so he may look a bit sorry for himself in the photos, don't get upset because he's landed firmly on his paws in Doggie Love & Happiness Land forever from here on!!!! xx 1 minute ago - View -
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Chris Herrington : Okay, it's time to shake a leg and so some spring cleaning of the mind. Read the comment if you want to see how it works. 2 minutes ago - View -
Corey Hunter : “The world is like a ride in an amusement park, and when you choose to go on it you think it's real because that's how powerful our minds are. The ride goes up and down, around and around, it has thrills and chills, and it's very brightly colored, and it's very loud, and it's fun for a while.
Many people have been on the ride a long time, and some they begin to wonder, "Hey, is this real, or is this just a ride?" And other people have remembered, and they come back to us and say, "Hey, don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride." And we … kill those people. "Shut him up! I've got a lot invested in this ride, shut him up! Look at my furrows of worry, look at my big bank account, and my family. This has to be real."
But it's just a ride. But we always kill the good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And we let the demons run amok … But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride.
And we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings of money. Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one. Here's what we can do to change the world, right now, to a better ride. Take all that money we spend on weapons and defenses each year and instead spend it feeding and clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would pay for many times over, not one human being excluded, and then we could explore space, together, both inner and outer, forever, in love & peace.” -Bill Hicks 2 minutes ago - View -
Jean Wright : we got a lot accumplished yesterday, i got the whole yard mowed, and vern go t the dodge running again, found the tramsmission leak and fixed it, one of the clamps was not evern tightened up. having three days off rom the treatments and the weekend too, has help us a lot. the mower sounds like a thristing machine, and it cuts into the dirt when i turn, so i know i need a pully and maybe two, and need new blades. i don't knw how to do and don't know which pully it needs. i will try to call the lawn mowre fixer uper and ask him is he can look it up on his book and tell me whihc pully i need and have him order it if he does not have it in stock, and get me new blades. i don't know waht info he needs to look it up, but i am sure he will tell me. vern also got the turn signal on the pathfindr fixed so now we have both turn signals. now all we need is the head light but that has to wait for awhile, if we need to drive some place at night we can take the dodge now . 2 minutes ago - View -
Donald Jacobs : We have never been red states or blue states we are and always will be the unites states-President Obama... Now a word from me... I'm willing to put my faith in a leader who doesn't decide for one type of people who leads and aims to proceed togeather instead of just leaving what we can't carry behind he urges us to pick it up and keep moving forward who we can trust who we can believe in I see all these things in Obama- Donald Jacobs Jr... And you can quote me bc the only people who don't see the effort and good in what he has tried to do with this country are ignorant assholes who look at quarter and see just a quarter what they fail to see is that quarter is a signal of the country you represent a signal of where you are and the freedoms this world is ugly and people corrupted to the bone 2 minutes ago - View -
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the
hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this
hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree…. 3 minutes ago - View -
Cynthy Daniel : Guys, you BLAME her for being JEALOUS of all of the other girls you talk to? You could tell her they're all just friends, but yet, she still worries & she's still afraid to lose you. Do you wonder why? Because don't forget, you & her started out being 'just friends', too & look where you guys are now, together as a couple. You guys became more than friends after being just friends so in her mind, it's possible for another 'friend' to come along and you might start liking that friend the same way you started liking your woman now! So understand your lady's jealousy. 3 minutes ago - View -
Vashti Evans : Good morning family and friends and the man above for waking me up this morning to see another day I just hate when people tell you that they love you and don't mean it when they have a girlfriend now really go somewhere with that Shit cause I ain't the one for that I'm better then that just trying to make they self look good and ain't who have time for games grow the hell up or keep it a moving 5 minutes ago - View -
Diana Campbell : good morning FB fam..Ii want to take a moment to say congrats to all the graduating friends and family and friends of family...If that does not cover everyone, my apologies... My inspirational word f advice to the graduates...Don't ever look back at missed opportunities, chances you wished you would have taken or any negative influence that presented itself to you during you beginning lifelong track of learning, but look just beyond the doorway of opportunity and see possibility, experiences, and brand new opportunity waiting just for you. You have been prepared for greatness now walk step by wonderful step into your greatness. Congrats once again DnE 5 minutes ago - View -
Sheri Seibold : Just an update to my peeps. Tom and I are in NYC for our annual Surtex trade show. The last time we came we got to bring Shel and Log and be with grandpa Clyde and Sue for a few days. All of the years prior we had grandma with the kids keeping them happy and safe back home, and on the first few trips to the city grandpa and Sue helped us at the show and helped us navigate through this huge city (they know pretty well).
Now, two years later, Shel is in Spain (for another week+), Logan is with Auntie Judy until grandma Barbara can arrive to be with him for a few days until we get back, and we are in this big city without any family. But we got here safely Friday, we will start the show Sunday and we might, if we can figure it out, go to a church in Greenwich Village today and see how that service is in NYC.
We are to arrive home Wednesday. This is the first time we have flown for the show, so the trip was fast and without complications. Now we just look forward to getting home, safe and sound. But that is our goal each time we do this show.
I'll try to take some photos of the show and NYC, but I don't have Shelby, my personal photographer, with us to snap-away, post and comment on the sites of the city.
We always feel lucky to have family on both ends helping us with this yearly endeavor, thanks all!:)
Thinking of you all far and not near to us this weekend. Love to each family member and friend. 6 minutes ago - View -
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