Vladimir Tsourikov : Just run across a book Recreational Tree Climbing - A Newcomer's Guide...
- What do you do in your spare time?
- I climb trees.
(A couple after dinner.)
- Honey, I'll go out and climb some trees. Will hang outside for a while.
- On my way home I saw such a cool tree for a weekend climb party.
Нашел книгу "Лазенье по деревьям в качестве активного отдыха. Справочник начинающего".
- Чем вы занимаетесь в свободное время?
- Я лажу по деревьям.
(Семейная пара после ужина).
- Дорогая, я пойду залезу на пару деревьев. Зависну на улице немного.
- По дороге домой я присмотрел такое классное дерево для вечеринки на выходных. 17 seconds ago - View -
Josh Ruby : Read this somewhere.....had to share. MUST READ for true music fans!!!
*Coccidiosis video by BebeCool*
Well,this is the funniest joke in 2013 so
A tru Analyst describes this video
(coccidiosis video) as a *coccidiosis
1st....The video itself is suffering from
2nd.....Isn't Bebe Cool a moslem? Why put
on a cross(read 'rossary') this brings us
to a conclusion that he really did eat
3rd....Why the skinny jeans? for God's
sake, Do 40 year olds put on skinny
jeans? I pity Zuena cuz yhu have Low
4th....Why include Badilisha and Obudde
scenes? We all agree that yhu left yo I.Q
in kenya naye can't yhu be updated with
5th...Ever heard Of the word
*Edutainment*? (for Uganda's sake,
edutainment simply means educating
Ugandan can't compare yo song
( coccidiosis) with OBUDDE by Good
life,AKALIMU by Bobi wine and
BADILISHA by Chameleone.
Yhu must have composed that song in
2009. Otherwise yhu still in 2010.
Please bring a golf ball, baseball or tennis ball, water and beach towel you don't care about (it may be getting dirty). The workout will be a warm up then it will be a continuous loop of a .5 mile run and 2 minutes of anaerobic working out. We'll be repeating the run and workout pattern until the 40-45min mark. At that time we'll stretch and cool down.
RedstonersUK : Hello again! Time for some updates to future projects of RedstonersUK!
RSUK Community Server - That's right! we're looking at hosting a minecraft server for some of our viewers to play on, and once you guys have made something cool, we'll come and look at it together and post it to our channel! We're still sorting this out, but rest assured, expect to hear more about this soon!
Jason's Temple of Epic Destiny - Soon we will be giving our viewers the chance to compete against one another, as they attempt to navigate the temple's traps and puzzles in the quickest time! The competitor who does the best will have their run featured on our channel, and will have their minecraft avatar immortalized on our main server, as well as the community server spawn area!
Other let's play projects include;
Trine 2, Halo 4, and Minecraft adventure maps!
We're always open to other suggestions, so feel free to offer your input!
Jay Derks : The Day did not Start Out well, I was suposed to be at Brat Fest at 10 am to do a Photo shoot But woke up 9:49 Because the alarm missed being set. It was quick get Dressed, Chuck half a Pepsi Throw a Hat on and Run!!! On The way There I had to do a quick Camera set up and go in Without a Warm up at all.
I Got Lucky and I caught The Second Half of the set Of Mad City Funk with Bruce Wasserstrom, And They are Fantastic!!!!!!! Did some Roaming around and Noticed John Masino On Stage Playing , and then Finaly Got to see this really Cool Band Of Really Talented High Schoolers Called Moderen Mud. Photos will be up later. :-) 14 minutes ago - View -
Murdo MacLean : Stornoway Half Marathon today. The third of The Hebridean Five half marathons I am aiming to complete. Great day for running. Cool and a slight wind. Good course, mainly flat. Thanks to my friend Norman Campbell for taking these photos and being one of the many friendly faces at the finish.
Time: 1 Hour 38 mins and 1 second. (2nd fastest time I have run. 1 minute outside Personal Best)
Position: 38th out of 152 runners
Now relaxing in SY for the rest of the weekend before heading for Orkney on Monday with big brother Donald. 14 minutes ago - View -
Jennifer Woodruff : All bull shit a side we know what you are aint got enough time to put your shit out there its all good we are happy an living life friends together with our kids bitch just jelous cause i am the shit people love me atleast i have friends an a place to live an dont steal from them to get what i want everytime you turn around you steal cash an twice i know for a fact dumb bitch going to git here ass beat an i dont case i will go to jail dont bother me i got some one to bail me out an i know alot of people that would high five me i will fix her head akes for you for free bitch lmao 14 minutes ago - View -
Anki Miranda Hevonkoski : Highlight of my day and the epic ending for my evening was being harassed, verbally abused and provoked at the bus stop, in Railway station by this well dressed, good looking Finnish "lady" in her +40's. She was tipsy for sure, I did notice that. She was trying to stand still but her wobbling gave her away...BUT the words that came out of her mouth froze me for a second or two. I noticed how she was looking at me from up to down, and suddenly approached me rambling away incoherently, saying things like "I can tell you are a N-lover, brining all those N's and R-heads to our society..why don't you think about that"... I couldn't understand the rest, but I responded to her with cool, calm and collective way: "what I think about is not of your business, but since you brought it up, I think you are in pain and someone must have hurt you pretty bad and now you are taking it out on me on a random person. You need to take all that bitterness and seek help, possibly medication, but don't run your mouth at me, get out of my face and in your case I'm surprised to say that looks can be deceiving". Sure that provoked her even more... Even after all this time in Finland I forgot how to deal with drunks.. no point of discussing with them! She ranted some more, but I told her "I don't care, go get yourself a man or a machine, I'm going to put my headphones on now, and blast my arabic music to cover your sad existence". (I don't think she understood me). She kept blabbing away... another 10 minutes... the longest 10 minuets in my life.. so far :-) I was already thinking when do I need to kick my shoes off and drop my bags.. for some action.. but thankfully she wasn't physically aggressive.. she just needed a hug!!! imagine that..so many here needs a hug hahah I NEED A HUG NOW!!! HAHAHAHAH (but what gave me away then?, or was I just randomly selected and in the wrong place at the wrong time...hmmm) 19 minutes ago - View -
Ethan IH : I need to get back into mustangs. 22 minutes ago - View -
Kyle Ecv Nelson : All I want to do is make Oroville the place that all local musicians everywhere aspire to live Thus changing the culture a little here... 24 minutes ago - View -
Jeff The Killer : Hoodie stood there as Sally held up a shadow ball to her face. "Play with me...Play with me...." Sally kept saying as Hoodie grabs the baseball bat next to Masky. She throws the shadow ball at Hoodie as he bats it away. Smirked hearing cheers in his head then began to run at Sally. He took the front of the bat and jabbed it in the front of her body. "W-Why would hurt me..." She screams as black blood fell on his hands. The blood burned as if it was acid. Dropping the bat, he back up holding his hands in pain. "JOIN US!!!!!"
Jeff Now on the ground below the tree knocked out, Jane jumps down from the tree running. She was scared for the first time in her life facing Jeff. Zalgo appears in front of her as she stops falling on her butt. "Why do you run from your fears? Why not join it and become what others fear?" "Fuck you!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!" She pulls out a knife running at Zalgo in tears.
Slender walks down a path to look up to see Crow. She pointed her scythe at him. "You lived for too long...Thy's time has come..." she says landing a few feet in front of him. "Why did you join him? Why did you start this...?" "I only do as I am told by my love..." "Your love wants you to cause a war that will never end" "NO! THEY SHALL JOIN US AND WE SHALL RULE OVER THESE HUMANS!!!! ZALGO PROMISED ME MY OWN LAND!" "You truly think Zalgo is going to give you what you want?" He walks to her pushing the scythe away. "He is just using your powers....And once your job is done he'll kill you..." "LIAR!!!"
Kriss Marcacci- Bowles : Just love my new cell phone.. I am watching the Nationwide race when I saw the Angels have 1 run... I ask Suri who made the home run and she said "MIKE TROUT" scored.... SO VERY COOL for Mike and my new cell phone.... :) 27 minutes ago - View -
Vanessa Begolli : ActiveGiving.com Donations 11 wonderful other woman's and myself will run a total of very hot 200 miles this july from The berkshires to Boston to raise money to cure cancer through the Jimmy fund organization! Please feel free to help us out raise our minimum amount we can give which is 3000$ Every penny matters! Thank you 27 minutes ago - View -
Chris Pichado : What is the most fun you can have solo, with a date, or with friends, for $20 or less? 28 minutes ago - View -