cthagod : Sitting in heavy traffic will you have you asking questions like "When they going to make cars that fly like In Back to the Future?"
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BestMovieLine : "Marty, be careful around that Griff character. He's got a few short circuits in his bionic implants." -Doc 'Back to the Future Part II'
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Jeysson Santiago : Everything that is happening to me I deserve it all these fake lovers. I've done soooooooooooooo meny bad things in my past life now my whole life. Will be. Just like how it is now I will never b married never in my futur lord. I deserve all of this. I will. Take my punishments. For all those times I used to lie to my pops when I was younger. Thats y. All this is happening to me it is all coming back to me now in 10 folds. But I was small back then I didn't understand nothing about life. Now I close my eyes and I don't see a beautiful world I. Just see awhile bunch of rocks flying everywhere as if a bigg planet blew up. And I'm just flossing in air. Now I understand y all the girls I meet. Keep leaving me and Proving to me that they werent ment to. Be. Cause. My futur is gonna be a lonely one my father. In heavin if u r gonna do this to me just do it I will take my punishments. As it has been giving to me I won't complain about it I deserve what I'm getting. 1 hour ago - View -
Les Mason : I need to try and put into perspective what i am hearing,i have listened to cameron,bullshit,,i then hear these 2 terrorist were on the security radar but nothing was done due to lack of manpower ,,bullshit,,i then listen to the council of the muslim brotherhood who say they abhour this behaviour and will not stand for it,,WAIT,, these were british born subjects of nigerian background,at some point they were converted by some radical muslim cleric in a mosque,therfore others in that mosque must have known what was going on and there will be others who have been converted to sharia jihadist ways of thinking as well ,,therefore it stands to reason that the goodwill of that particular mosque and all who attend it did not stretch far enough to report this even to their own council,so where is the goodwill that the muslim council speak off that this could go ahead and not be reported,which brings to mind,Hooky hamza,Abu Qutada,and others who were also preaching their hatred in the mosques and yet again no muslim goodwill was shown in coming forward and reporting it to the authorities of the country they say the love and wish to live in,they are very good at making these statements after the fact,therefore i believe in the old adage "FLY WITH THE CROWS YOU GET SHOT WITH THE CROWS" 6 hours ago - View -
''21 yr old male
I had a breakup as my ex cheated me..i was depressed and my friends who were concerned found a cheap way out. They took me to a prostitute for sex. In no time i was locked up with a 20 year old girl in a room who lookd pretty and instead of doin anything a guy would do in a motel room..i spent the 3 hours i had paid her for just talkin to her..she cried saying she didnt like this but financial issues forced her into this..i felt so sad nd srry fr her..i think i feel for her nd i dont care about her past..i cant pull her out as they have a very strong network..i take her out at times and feel proud coz she loves me equally..i often pay her for hours and just try to mk her feel good..guys..plz dont abuse..they do that fr a reason..it ws supposed to b my frst vsit to a prostitute and i just couldnt physiclly use someone whose eyes were full of pain..guys..instead of using them..cant we just help those unfortunate daughters? I love her..and. .i dont want anyone abusing here..if u respect any woman in ur life..u wud understand this'' 9 hours ago - View -
niextiq li gieb dan il message fuq il pagna tieghek jekk ma jinpurtax !.................. Nathan lee xuereb tiratur ta sittax il sena din il gimgha rebah 2 medalji ta deheb bijhom ghamel unur kbir ghal malta ..u kiku xi hadd qal xi haga ! ara ghal eurovision LI QATT MA RBAHNA storbju shih ikun hawn . Nathan ghadu kif rebah il green cup ma tiraturi kbar u laqwa fid dinja u lum rega rebah madalja ta deheb ohra ..u dan kollu fi zmien gimgha ! nasikurak li nathan ma jiqafx jitrennja dejjem ghaddej u din il gimgha rnexillu jgholli isem malta !PROSET NATHAN LEE YOU ARE A MALTESE CHAMPION 12 hours ago - View -
Andy B. Oliveira : May 19, 2013 5:19am Marie Dufaud !! :3 Watch the video: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=398679440248383 12 hours ago - View -
"it's not a confession, just need some help...plz help
i m in love with a girl whole heartedly(loyal),madly(wrote her name on my hand,permanent wala) and beyond everybody's imagination. She is very good friend of mine. she knows that i love her.i proposed her for but she denied coz she didn't wanna go against her family(Cast system). she started ignoring me. i am so much depressed and wanna commit suicide(even tried ones n twice bt failed). Unable to MOVE ON. use to cry whenever m alone mostly at nite. Meanwhile i hurt my frnds nd sometimes i become soo rude to them that i lose my temper...in 3rd sem. i left my Maths paper blank... life sucks plz plz someone help me what to do...i wanna someone to share it with bt no one soo close :'(
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18+ Confessions : What's the first thing you'd do when you see your ex walking towards you in a mall??
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F-21 frm nagpur.. Am a very simple girl with ful of dreams in my eyes.. Bfor 8 months I met a guy in a modelingshow where I was participent n hecame as a judge n he lyks me n me too.. He is very gud human... profesionly he is model n won many big titles , he suport me in evrythng motivate me always in my studies n in all thngs.. He likesmy voice so much so he wanted me to become no. 1 RJ of nagpur.. And for ths I am tryng my best.. 'I jst want to say
that I love u so much ji..' N I respect him a lot. Mai chahti hu kihar ladki ko unke jaisa suportive jeevansati mile... Jaise mere dreams pure ho rahe hai waise aap sabhi ke ho. God bles u all:-) 14 hours ago - View -
Musonda Bwalya Holland : Charlie was visiting an old friend
and his wife for dinner. When the
time came to leave, his car wouldn't
start, and it was too late to call the
local service station.
The husband urged Charlie to stay
over. There was no spare bed in the
house; there wasn't even a sofa. So
Charlie would have to sleep with the
husband and wife.
No sooner had the husband fallen
asleep when the wife taped Charlie
on the shoulder and motioned for
him to come over to her.
"I couldn't do that," he whispered.
"Your husband is my best friend!"
"Listen, sugar," she whispered back,
"there ain't nothing in the whole
wide world could wake hime up
"I can't believe that," Charlie said.
"Certainly if I get on top of you and
screw you, he'll wake up won't he?
"Sugar, he certainly won't. If you
don't believe me, pluck a hair out of
his asshole and see if that wakes
Charlie did just that.
He was amazed when the husband
So he climbed over to the wife's
side of the bed and screwed her.
When he finished, he climbed back
to his own side.
It wasn't long before she tapped
him on the shoulder and beckoned
him over again.
Again he pulled a hair to determine
if his old friend was asleep.
This went on eight times during the
Each time Charlie screwed the
woman, he first pulled out one of
the husband's asshole hairs.
The ninth time he pulled a hair, the
husband awoke and muttered:
"Listen, Charlie, old pal, I don't
mind you screwing my wife, but for
Pete's sake, stop using my ass for a
scoreboard!" 14 hours ago - View -
REAL Jamaican Sex Life : Hide my name this happen to me last night my gf always a pass har place with me and a tell me all kind of badword all a dis me ina public bout me suck pussy and ting but me Neva lick har yet mi just walk har out ..... Lastnight me and har a walk and a man call to har and she tell the man fi come suck out har pussy me she the man shot har a bloodclaat box and she box back the man and then them a fight me stand up and make sure the man give har some solid box ina har bloodclaat a when me see the man kick har dung mi go ina it with piece a iron and lick the man cross him back and then the two a we beat him all him hand broke she no say ntn about the timing weh mi come ina the fight but mi want know if unu wrong me fi make she get some raas lick before me go ina the fight? Look at it my way she Eva a diss me and me never lick har yet! So mi did want she get too ina har claat man cause even tho a me woman she deserve it and me nah be the one fi lick har so mi allow dat man fi give har two. She too brite wah unu think peepz? 15 hours ago - View -
YoTV : HEY YOU! If you could travel in time, would you travel to the PAST, or to the FUTURE? (Remember to add why!) 16 hours ago - View -