1. It is important to have a lady who is great, cooks fantastic meals, cleans the home like it's a palace and has a job that makes her happy.
2. It is equally important to have a lady who can make you laugh and finds you just as funny.
3. It is important to have a lady who you can trust, would never lie to you and has faith that you will always do the right thing without question.
4. It is important to have a lady who is great in bed and likes to ride you like a bull.
(The last is the really important rule, without it the plan can go to shit fairly quickly).
5. It is very, VERY important that these four women do not know each other and at no point will. 6 seconds ago - View -
Donald Johnson : Had to leave the ponds early this morning to do a 15 minute job 55 mile away, Work & responsibility has to come 1st, But yesterday got the grass cut, weedeated & roundup then set around the Bonfire grillin steaks, relaxing & listened to some Skynyrd, Just loaded paddle boat for the kids later to enjoy & goin to pull another camper for plenty of sleeping quarters for everyone,,,then it's gonna be me & a fishing pole & a little red solo cup !!! 12 seconds ago - View -
Mavis Watchmaker : Beats Rhymes & Life: The Travels of a Tribe Called Quest Up late watching 'Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels Of A Tribe Called Quest'.
For all you 90's Hip Hop fans, this is a MUST see. Michael Rappaport did an amazing job on this documentary. Here's the website and trailer. http://www.sonyclassics.com/beatsrhymesandlife/
Here's the website and 12 seconds ago - View -
Amanda Willis : UP and SMILING and EXCITED!!!! Today it's going to happen! My prayers have been answered and will be manifested! This is going to be a BEAUTIFUL and BLESSED and MAGNIFICENT day!! Oooooweeeeee- yal ready? :)
You will also declare a thing, And it will be established for you; So light will shine on your ways. Job 22:28 15 seconds ago - View -
Organisation of Montenegrins Studying Abroad : Search The Portal on Learning Opportunities throughout the European Space (PLOTEUS) aims to help students, job seekers, workers, parents, guidance counsellors and teachers to find out information about studying in Europe.
Tim Q. Maceren : "Did you know the people that are the strongest are usually the most sensitive? Did you know the people who exhibit the most kindness are the first to get mistreated? Did you know the one who takes care of others all the time are usually the ones who need it the most? Did you know the 3 hardest things to say are I love you, I'm sorry, and Help me. Sometimes just because a person looks happy, you have to look past their smile and see how much pain they may be in.
To all my friends who are going through some issues right now--Let's start an action avalanche. We all need positive actions right now. If I don't see your name, I'll understand. May I ask my friends wherever you might be, to kindly copy and paste this status for one hour to give a moment of support to all those who have family problems, health struggles, job issues, worries of any kind and just need to know that someone cares. Do it for all of us, for nobody is immune. I hope to see this on the walls of all my friends just for moral support. I know some will!! I did it for a friend and you can too. You have to copy & paste this one, no share button." 17 seconds ago - View -
JOSE MOURINHO will fly to London on June 2 – and sign a four-year contract atChelsea worth £250,000 a week.
Mourinho will jet in the dayafter his final game in charge of Real Madrid to seal his mega deal.
That is a commitment of around £50m from owner Roman Abramovich for the second coming of The Special One.
Mourinho is so keen to get startedin his new job he will not waste any time after Real’s final game against Osasuna at the Bernabeu.
He will be accompanied on the trip by his fitness coachRui Faria and goalkeeping coach Silvino Louro.
But there is no prospect of Chelsea signing Cristiano Ronaldo from Madrid as the superstar’s relationshipwith Mourinho has broken down.
Although Mourinho is coming to London on Sunday week – he bought a home in the capital last year – there are no plans yet to formally announce him as the new boss at Stamford Bridge.
His salary this time is around three times what he was paid when he first arrived at the club in 2004.
Real Madrid and Mourinho, 50, confirmed they will part company at the end ofthe season.
And because the split has been mutually agreed, Chelsea will not have to pay any compensation to the Spanish giants.
#Source: Football Is Locked In Our Hearts
David Grove : so i kinda hate my job iv had ppl refur to me from where i work , hey its that A&A kid ,or hey that guy who works at A&A ? i had my bos ask me what i was doing the other day and i replied tring to help two costumers at once as i grab two six pacs beer and put it on top of a case of strawberrys ... fu** that shi* lol 33 seconds ago - View -
Blake York : RISE & SHINE!! Zephyr and I about to get ready to cheer on our Vi-Fam Ashley York , Jonathan Leblanc, & Lauren Gourgues @ Pre-judging this afternoon!! Alot has led up this point and we are thankful to have met some awesome people on this journey..namely Ifbb Pro Sarah Leblanc and her 1st class posing sessions and Kash Guidry who has done an amazing Job with Ashley's contest prep! Thanks to Jonathan Leblanc and Sarah for all the support along the way!
Looking forward to Tonite! You are all Victorious in my book!!q 34 seconds ago - View -
Cathy Rogers : here is my job situation. Was working at school and now that's over Working at the golf course this weekend, but it got sold to new owners, so this will be the last time I work here. I still clean the bank twice a week. I start working at Subway here in Clearwater today. I got hired to work at Dollar General here in Clearwater and will find out next week when I start. So, I will still be having 3 jobs. I may have to give up one or two later, but i will see when the time comes. Hope everyone has a wonderful day!! 34 seconds ago - View -
Stormin' Brooks : So I have my place, my job, and my new life in CA... Set goals and complete them! Now its time for some student loans to be repaid... just in case they come to try to take it back... 39 seconds ago - View -
Sarah Akin-krause : Working this weekend. But I enjoy my job so its all good .... I laughed so much this morning Love my job. 40 seconds ago - View -